The Cynical Platypus [Antifa Ornithorhynchidae]

@nowayray.bsky.social

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Digital Hedgemage. Writer. Old Dude. GenX. Sailor from the way back. I say random things that cross my brain (aka Shitposter). Fighter against Authoritarianism in all forms. Ally to EVERY marginalized community. Lumon Employee He/Him

A woman on a DC Metro subway sits surrounded by white supremacists on their way to a rally on July 4,2026 - America's 250'th anniversary of independance.
Post from Twitter (X) quoting VP dated 15 Apr 2026: "Vance Says the Pope should be more careful when talking about theology" Definitely headline of the year
Gas prices showing 5.99, 6.29, and 6.39
A Tweet by Karoline Leavitt: TUNE IN: Tomorrow night at 9pm ET, President Trump will give an Address to the Nation to provide an important update on Iran.
Markwayne Mullin: * Highest undergrad degree: Associate in Construction Technology * Only US Senator without a bachelor's degree *No law degree * No law enforcement background. * No national security experience * No security, intelligence, or emergency MGT skills
A mixed drink of bourbon swirls with smoke above it
A Tulsi Gabbard Post from X selling T Shirts with the slogan "No War With Iran"
In two superimposed Headlines with Notes given in redline (in Parens here): 1st Headline: Iran Says (Casts Doubt) Dozens Are Killed in Strike (No Responsibility) on School 2nd Headline: 9 Killed (Stated as Face) in Israeli City Near Jerusalem After Iranian (Actor Named) Missile Strike
A post is labeled "Misleading" with the tab "This user is suspected of being part of a terrorist organization called Antifa. Please report any suspicious behavior"
Lucy the brindle Pit bull on her last day.
I am a skeleton dancing among Foolish lively mortals Unaware of the Doom they sow Or the wicked havest they will reap
Respect, power, control Self-control, focus, resiliance Confidence, motivation, humility Resolve, honesty, intensity It should matter WHOSE respect matters to you
Check boxes of the Google Calendar for Christian, Hindu, Jewish, Muslim, and Orthodox holidays
A racoon asleep on the road with an empty alcohol bottle
Liam Ramos in the famous photo of him standing in the cold, hat and backpack on
Chuck Schumer on State of the Union says "I believe Republicans will have no choice but to go along with us because it's so common sense"
An old fashioned is being topped with smoke on a bar top with a small torch
Preamble and opening sections of the Declaration with Highlighted text: But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
A VHS videocassette rewinder from the 1980's
Short Round from Indiana Jones with Blocks tied to his feet to reach the pedals
Bugs Bunny munching on a Carrot
Picture of Greg Bovino in an oversized helmet and dour face with caption: "No matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch"
A pint of stout beer and a double of whiskey on the rocks
An infographic from the DEA web site showing the Fentanyl supply chain starting with precursor chemicals in China, flowing into Mexico for processing, smuggled into the US, and then the Money Laundering operation after.
Me smoking a pipe and blowing smoke
A male hand wrapped around a computer mouse.
Poomba stuffed animal on a car dash in front of a Fat Dogs rest stop
The Poem Invictus by William Hardy
A record playing on a record player
The Pope holding a baseball bat on an airliner
Stuffed Poomba "holding" the gas nozzle at fill up.
Poomba in the harsh light of a Nevada Truck stop standing watch
Sunset over the Nevada sky
Me biting into a Reuben sandwich
Big sky country of Wyoming as seen through the driver side window with a bluff rising into the sky
A map of Nebraska showing location of the Fat Dogs sites and the "You are Nowhere" logo above it all
Stuffed Poomba on the hood of a car against a foggy background
Windmills as viewed over the dash of a car
Stuffed Poomba sits on the dash overlooking a rising sun over the Ohio Turnpike
Road Dog, a stuffed Poomba, settles inside a neck pillow on the passenger seat for our first rest stop
Poomba stares back through the garish light of a truck stop parking lot as I sleep.
Poomba operating the filler nozzle
Poomba in the sharp shadows of a parking lot light as he gazes soberly over the dashboard in darkness
A cold wind swept butte in the high plains of wyoming as seen out the driver's side window
A stuffed pumba sits on the wind's shield framed by a massive skyline.
Poomba at a restaurant stop i Nebraska
Poomba looks on as the sun rises behind him
Poomba stuffed animal inside a neck pillow in the passenger seat
A stuffed Poomba riding in a shopping cart
A slightly evil guy on his way to Vegas
The fall whiskey mule in Vegas
Peter Denies Christ Luke 22:54-62 KJV Luke Chapter 22 54 Then took they him, and led him, and brought him into the high priest's house. And Peter followed afar off. 55 And when they had kindled a fire in the midst of the hall, and were set down together, Peter sat down among them. 56 But a certain maid beheld him as he sat by the fire, and earnestly looked upon him, and said, This man was also with him. 57 And he denied him, saying, Woman, I know him not.
Hummus with grooves in the top like a rake patten
Jillian Anderson from Xfiles paused with an odd look on her face, subtitles say "new batteries Monday"
Jillian Anderson from Xfiles paused with a strange look on her face, subtitle on the picture says "New Batteries Monday"
A ceiling fan
A screen grab of a weather screen showing Drizzle and 55 degrees but with the "Drizzle" lined out in red and hand written below the drizzle is the word "shizzle"
Gavin Newsom Skeet: California built the film industry- and were ready to bring even more jobs home. We've proven what strong state incentives can do. Now it's time for a real federal partnership to Make America Film Again. POTUS let's get this done. Posted may 5 2025
A crunch roll covered in spicy aoli