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Brakrooms. Backrooms but, but Brak is there.
Pres. Trump sent a chilling farewell message straight from his phone that could mark the end. GOODBYE FOREVER?? READ: https://red1st.net/YefPOFyb Stop=end
clippy
Game Boy "Mole Mania." You'll dig mole mania!
an utterly useless google result for "criminal kissing" including an AI overview explaining criminal acts involving kissing
A short clip from the recap at the beginning of Ahsoka s1e2. A series of extremely boring and flat line reads culminating in this exchange: Ahsoka: "The map stays here." Sabine: "Okay" [shot of Sabine riding away on a speeder bike] Ahsoka, sounding very slightly perturbed: "She took the map."
OPINION COMMENTARY Alan Dershowitz: Why I’m Becoming a Republican I'm sorry, the old Alan can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause he's DEAD! By Alan M. Dershowitz April 20, 2026 5:05 pm ET
bluesky status page Some systems down We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos "We are experiencing further issues. We appreciate your continued patience"
The doorway to a place called “the Bosworth” with a tagline “for those who know…”
An image of Jedi Master Ki Adi-Mundi in front of a stained glass window depicting the Last Supper of Jesus and his disciples. The caption says "Happy Maundy Thursday from Ki Adi-Mundi"
paul dune yelling "they pay me in WOIMS"
for some reason the top result for the phrase "deep substrate foliated kalkite" is a picnic ground in austrialia which google maps thinks is called that. the place seems to actually be called Kalkite, it's a locality in new south wales, but someone had a bit of fun adding a map landmark
What Does Paramount Have Brewing? Max Landis — Who Was #MeToo’d — Is Writing a ‘G.I. Joe’ Treatment
Davison wearing a Five(ish) Doctors Reboot t shirt in the style of a classic move poster
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. As was previously mentioned, it is your WRIGGLING DAY, which is barely even worth mentioning. It is an anniversary, if anything, to lament the faults of your existence, of which there are assuredly plenty.
A diagram showing a TV, Apple TV, 4k UHD player, Switch 2 dock, Network router, Synology, Ethernet Switch, and cable routings between them including HDMI, Ethernet, Power cables, as well as Coaxial cable into the network router and optical audio out of the diagram.
insane diagram from wikipedia showing how the flat earth got roundified after the fall of Númenor in Tolkien's legendarium
Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back Return of the Jedi Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith Star Wars: The Clone Wars Star Wars: The Force Awakens Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Star Wars: The Last Jedi Solo: A Star Wars Story Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
An altered image of the settings panel for bluesky moderation. A settings panel where each option has options for Off, Warn, and Hide. Threats Promotes violence or harm towards others, including threats, incitement, or advocacy of harm. Rude Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose. Scandalous Gossips, rabblerousers, ne'er-do-wells. Uncouth Content which may be gauche or commit a faux-pas that simply isn't done in polite company The Rabble Posts which may forget their station; unwanted opinions from common everyday folk without title or fortune.
Harry Milner Whittington[1] (March 3, 1927 – February 4, 2023) was an American lawyer, real estate investor, and political figure. He received international media attention following an incident on February 11, 2006, when he was accidentally shot in the face, neck, and torso by then-United States vice president Dick Cheney while hunting quail with two women on a ranch in Kenedy County, Texas, near Corpus Christi.[2] Highlighted: It was the first time someone had been shot by a sitting United States vice-president since Alexander Hamilton was shot in a duel by Aaron Burr in 1804.
two retro inspired tote bags that say "Demoulas Market Basket: More for your dollar" but one of them has been altered to say "Omelas Market Basket: The Ones Who Walk Away"
cw: kanji mnemonic, or lack thereof post text: I don't need one for this guy. look at how beautiful (麗) his eyes are..... image: jisho.org entry for the kanji 麗, defined as "lovely, beautiful, graceful, resplendent"
me in the excel esports jersey
I googled “granulated sugar” and google ai corrected me telling me that “granted sugar” was not a thing and I must have meant “granulated sugar”
In 2022, a (kind-of) company called OpenAI surprised the world with a website called ChatGPT that could generate text that sort-of sounded like a person using a technology called Large Language Models (LLMs), which can also be used to generate images, video and computer code.
models wearing a purple and gold excel esports jersey which has excel functions printed all over it
results for excel esports tournament, north america region. I was 12th in the region for this qualification round.
When you go to the bathroom, do you do it the new way or the old way? 51% The new way. Gotta keep up to date 49% The old way. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it Refresh · 166 people · 1 day left Sep 23, 2025, 00:09 · · Ivory for iOS · reposts: 21 likes: 13
The trending topic section on bluesky featuring IEEPA, Meta Ethics, Joni Ernst, LEGO Tariffs, New Orleans
NowWeAreAllTom @tom@labyrinth.social i hate it when an email ends with "warm regards." it feels gross. why are they warm Aug 25, 2025, 09:49 88 boosts, 176 favs
Top left: metal gear logo Top right: metal slug logo Bottom left: guilty gear logo Bottom right: “????????”
Plexamp screenshot of a playlist called “TMBG, where should I put my hand?” It has two songs: “Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head” and “Put Your Hand on the Computer”
* i was the first backer of undertale on kickstarter. then i forgot this fact. then when my name showed up first in the special thanks i was shocked and confused. i love undertale.
A retroid pocket classic, which is a handheld device modeled as an imitation of the Game Boy Color. Mine is yellow (themed to match the limited edition GBC Pikachu edition). On the screen is a screenshot from the opening titles of Victory Gundam
Ninty switch 2
wint @dril the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
Well, She Came Back With a Vengeance. She’s Catching On to the Truth. I Know What She Should’ve Done Next. I’m Not Sure She’s Going to Want to Hear It. So I’ve Figured Out the Perfect Way to Retaliate. There’s a Radical Change. But People Aren’t Going to Like It. Two Words: “Pure White.” Get Ready.
Chuchu from Xenogears crucified for our sins
A tumblr post with that goofy looking nested indent format that you get when someone keeps reblogging and adding stuff “They’re just flying like rats off the boat.” “Something’s not quite right in Denmark.” “I think I’ve exhausted all revenues.” “This is like stickin’ one of those needles in a haystack!” “She’s the kind of person who’d give you the shit off her back.” Okay, different co-worker this time. I was in the office late and he asked if I was “burning the midnight owl.” Okay back to the usual co-worker for a wistful: “Oh I love the French Prince of Bel Air.” “Peyton Manning? That guy’s as clean as toast.” “That’s just one more oil in the ointment.” “She’s stuck between a hard rock and a place to put that rock.” New variant of that last one: “She’s stuck between a hard rock and a place to poop.” “It’s another chick in the armor.” “she did it real quick, like biff bam whang, thank you ma'am“ “I was so angry at her, I was all over her like a, like a wet noodle… with.. with… with french toast on it.” (usually we just let these things slide and I stifle a laugh but this time everyone in the office was like “WHAT EVEN?”) “Five minutes? You want me to wait FIVE MINUTES? I could have a baby in five minutes!” “my cuppeth’s run over, over here!” “she knows about it, but I don’t know about it. the kettle doesn’t know who’s… generating the heat.” I just learned that this former coworker of mine passed away on Sunday. RIP to Andrea “Bam” Adamo
Getting mugged? Just say no. Your robber legally cannot take any of your possessions without your consent. U.S. Penal Code section 213(a)(1)(A)
A section of the linked article: The cast of Doctor Who Season 2 continues to grow as Emmy Award winner Alan Cumming is set to guest star in its second episode. Previously appearing in the Whoniverse as King James I in Series 11 adventure The Witchfinders, Cumming lends his voice in Season 2 to Mr Ring-a-Ding, a happy, funny, singalong cartoon, who lives in Sunny Town with his friend Sunshine Sally. However, in 1952, after years of repeats in cinemas across the land, Mr Ring-a-Ding suddenly looks beyond the screen and sees the real world outside - and the consequences are terrifying. Also, a screenshot of Cumming's character, a blue cartoon guy wearing a tux, parting a not-cartoony red curtain
Queen Melia in Xenoblade 3, Jenna Coleman’s character
A photo of the members of the “trock” band Chameleon Circuit, signed by members of the band
a parody of a super smash brothers screenshot where P1 is Stanislavski and P2 is Brecht
Alec Guinness as George Smiley
Q: Can I read my ebooks on my Kindle, Kobo, Nook, etc.? A: Ebooks from Bookshop.org must be read on either our Apple or Android app, or via a web browser, with the exception of DRM-free titles.
Ruben Rabasa in the I Think You Should Leave focus group sketch, saying "Who is the most popular now, Paul?"
The box art for the Nintendo Wii game “Imagine Party Babyz”
epic handshake meme. the two people shaking hands are "ceo killer" and "me". the handshake reads: "likes Pokemon, stans Carly Rae Jepsen, spends too much time online, raised catholic, once stayed at the HI New York Hostel, had a spinal fusion, logged hundreds of hours in Civ 6"
a screenshot of a barren wasteland where several figures are crucified. one is a robot. one is a big pink stuffed animal looking thing
the box art for Luigi's Mansion showing luigi and some ghosts
old man owl from the sonic anime ova wearing a flashy pink blue and yellow streetwear getup and clutching a skateboard, which are said to be sonic's favorite clothes
the title screen for the game. "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier" are in light color text with a dark outline, "Spy" is in dark text with light color outline. The re are four menu items: New Game, Continue, Options, and Credits. Options is highlighted (with a darker text color). The background is black. There is a single matryoshka nesting doll, based on the design of the dolls from the title sequence, standing in a spotlight, casting a shadow.
A "select a suspect" menu for the hypothetical game. There is a corkboard texture in the background and each item is a polaroid photo (with a generic silhouette) pinned to the board with a different name on it: "Tinker", "Tailor", "Soldier", "Poorman", and "Beggarman." Beggarman's photo is crossed out, because Beggarman has been cleared of suspicion by this point in the story. There is a pointing finger cursor, currently hovering over Poorman.
A revised version of the mockup from the previous post. More detail has been added to the objects in the room (books, lamp, calendar), more shading has been added to Smiley's face and scarf, the empty picture frames have been replaced with windows
a crude pixel art mockup of what a Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy visual novel for the original game boy might look like. A pixel George Smiley styled after the Alec Guinness version stands in front of a really rough background featuring two picture frames, a wall calendar, and a desk with some books and a lamp on it. There is a dialogue box saying "George: 'I'm surprised they didn't throw you out with the rest of us, peter. you were good at your work, loyal, discreet...
my beautiful prius. the back got all crunched up
A screenshot from xenogears. A dolphin man named Franz is saying “Wanna hear some hot sounds that I have recorded?” The response options are “sure” and “no thanks.”