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“Sejak akuisisi Tokopedia, fokus kami adalah memanfaatkan kekuatan TikTok Shop dan Tokopedia guna melayani basis pengguna kami yang beragam dengan lebih baik” Jubir TikTok ke Kompas 2/6/2025
Detik headline: Kemenkes deteksi 7 kasus COVID 19 di Indonesia. Selasa, 3 Juni 2025
News | Ammunition explosion Families reject official narrative of Garut ammunition explosion Army spokesperson Major General Kristomei Sianturi explained that civilians often gather at disposal sites to collect scrap metal for sale. This time they were unaware that the operation was still underway. Family members of victims reject the explanation, saying they were not scavengers but recruited by the Army to help clean up scrap metal after every disposal.
Singapore sees rise in COVID-19 cases as authorities say 'periodic' waves are expected "As with other endemic respiratory diseases, periodic COVID-19 waves are expected throughout the year," said the Ministry of Health and Communicable Diseases Agency.
News | Military Operation 13 dead after premature blast during ammunition disposal in West Java Major-General Kristomei Sianturi told Kompas TV nine civilians and four military personnel died when the military was conducting a disposal of expired ammunition outside of Sagara village in Garut this morning. They are investigating how civilians had managed to be within the blast zone and why the ammunition had exploded prematurely as they were being prepared for detonation.
News | Grab-GoTo Merger GoTo prepares Rp3.3 T share buyback ahead of rumored merger GoTo is launching a massive share buyback while talks of a merger with Grab gain traction, according to documents filed with the Indonesia Stock Exchange. The proposed 12 month buyback is subject to shareholder meeting scheduled on 18 June. While GoTo downplayed reports of mergers, the timing of this plan suggests stock consolidation to maximize returns for major shareholders
News | MBG Program Over 1,400 reported cases of food poisoning from MBG program Students and teachers from across the country have fallen ill from suspected food poisoning after consuming food from the government's Free Nutritious Meal (MBG) program since the start of its deployment in early January, including the earlier trial period. Several school districts have suspended the program pending further investigations.
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BBC News Breaking White smoke: New Pope elected
News | Grab and GoTo sitting on a tree Reuters: Grab to acquire GoTo real soon From the rumor that won't die department, Reuters says Grab plans to acquire GoTo Group in the second quarter of this year (that's two months left). GoTo's directors and commissioners left earlier this week to "focus on other interests". If that's not coded, I don't know what is. The deal is said to be worth $7 billion, a $1.2 billion premium on GoTo's current market value. They've been dancing and flirting forever, maybe this time they'll put a ring on it.
ASEAN+3 Joint Statement: The Economic Airbags You Didn't Know You Needed May the Fourth financial summit: Asian nations build economic airbags while the Trade Wars continue elsewhere.
Hasan Nasbi resigned but told to keep his job PCO Chief Hasan Nasbi tendered his resignation effective immediately on 21 April following multiple gaffes and seeming inability to effectively do his job leading the President's PR office. However, he was seen at yesterday's cabinet meeting and explained to the press that President Prabowo ordered him to stay and redirected questions to the State Secretary Minister.
Tweet from @dogerymon: gak bisa bayar gaji karyawnnya, awalnya pada diem karena ownernya bilang mau usahain, tapi karena gak ada tindakan nyata akhirnya pada spill.. desak owner buat bayar gaji, ajuin pinjaman ke bank ditolak terus. akhirnya gedungnya diiklankan buat di jual tuh. cek aja dah gak siaran
News | Unemployment 24,000 jobs lost between January and May Manpower Minister Yassierly told DPR Commission XI more than 24k people lost their jobs between January and end of April 2025, about a third of last year's total, on pace to match the 2024 full year figure of 78k. Last year Jakarta had the most with 17k. This year, top 3 regions with the most job losses so far are Central Java, Jakarta, and Riau.
Secara umum tentu baik ya (MBG). Kasus kejadian secara kuantitatif masih 0.5 persen. Kami ingin mencapai O atau tidak ada kejadian. Dadan Hindayana Head of National Nutrition Agency 25 April 2025
Kompas headline: Akhirnya kereta tanpa rel yang sempat mengaspal di IKN balik ke China
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Detik headline 16 April 2025: Hasan Nasbi bantah mundur dari Kepala PCO: Masih ngantor seperti biasa
Bupati Subang Reynaldi Putra Andita BR menyebut ulah preman berkedok ormas itu mengganggu iklim investasi di wilayahnya. Dia pun bertekad untuk menindak tegas premanisme ormas. "Kemarin sempat rame ya bahwa ketika MPR kunjungan ke China bahwa ada laporan ke BYD China bahwa di Subang ini masih marak premanisme. Cuma ketika kita konfirmasi memang itu kegiatan premanisme yang sudah kita selesaikan kemarin, khususnya dari Polres sendiri menindak. Sehingga hari ini sebetulnya sudah tidak ada premanisme," kata Reynaldi ditemui detikJabar di ruang kerjanya, Kamis (24/4).
Terkait mundurnya LG dalam investasi proyek rantai pasok baterai EV, Presiden RI Prabowo Subianto enggan ambil pusing. ”Ya, pasti ada (perusahaan lain yang menggantikan). Tunggu saja. Indonesia besar, Indonesia kuat, Indonesia cerah,” ujarnya singkat saat wawancara cegat seusai pertemuan dengan Wakil Perdana Menteri Malaysia Dato’ Seri Ahmad Zahid di Istana Merdeka, Jakarta, Selasa.
World map showing locations of 17 consulates and 10 embassies that the Trump admin proposes to close. Mostly in Europe and Africa, with a couple in Asia and one in South America.
Indonesian Customs are incentivized to increase seizure of suspected illegal items arriving in the country. While it sounds like a positive measure, it’s heavily discouraged by the WTO for the risk of self enrichment by customs officials. This is why we don’t trust the authorities because even if the laws and regulations are legal, they’re not necessarily right, fair, or just. After all, slavery and child exploitation used to be legal. Hell, child marriage remains legal.
Indonesian high schools will return to academic tracking of sciences, social sciences, and language in the next school year. This feels like we're going in the wrong direction, but worse than that, curriculum change with every new regime is a big part of the reason why Indonesian students in general are always behind.
Reuters notification Update White House says 90-day pause in tariffs is 'fake news,' stocks head back down
Microsoft Pulls Back on Data Centers From Chicago to Jakarta By Brody Ford, Dawn Lim, Vinicy Chan, and Faris Mokhtar 3 April 2025 at 4:45 pm GMT+7 Microsoft Corp. has pulled back on data center projects around the world, suggesting the company is taking a harder look at its plans to build the server farms powering artificial intelligence and the cloud. The software company has recently halted talks for, or delayed development of, sites in Indonesia, the UK, Australia, Illinois, North Dakota and Wisconsin, according to people familiar with the situation.
Indonesia's New Foreign Surveillance Regulation is a Nightmare for Journalists and Researchers Indonesia's police gain sweeping powers to monitor foreigners
Table of reciprocal tariffs as announced by Trump and the White House, as used by Surowiecki in his posts.
Tweet from @jamessurowiecki: Just brilliant. Because Indonesia has a high tax on coffee imports, Trump's going to put a 32% tax on coffee imports from Indonesia - even though the US exports no coffee to Indonesia (or most anywhere else). He literally does not understand the concept of comparative advantage.
Fuel prices 1 April 2025 Gasoline fuel Pertamina Pertalite 10,000 Pertamax 12,800 Pertamax Green 13,250 Pertamax Turbo 13,500 Vivo Revvo 90 12,800 Revvo 92 12,290 Revvo 95 13,370 BP BP 92 12,800 BP Ultimate 13,370 Shell Super 12,920 V-Power 13,370 V-Power Nitro+ 13,550 Diesel fuel Pertamina BioSolar 6,800 DexLite 13,600 Dex 13,900 Vivo Primus 14,060 BP Ultimate Diesel 14,060 Shell V-Power Diesel 14,060
Tweet by Prabowo Subianto: Unjuk rasa adalah bagian dari demokrasi kita yang dijamin oleh UUD 1945. Unjuk rasa adalah hak konstitusional setiap warga negara. 10:45am 11/15/16
Tempo Kembali Mendapat Kiriman Bangkai Hewan, Kali ini Tikus yang Dipenggal Bungkusan bangkai tikus dengan kepala dipenggal dilempar seseorang ke dalam area kantor Tempo pada pukul 02.11 WIB, 22 Maret 2025. 22 Maret 2025 | 17.51 WIB
Breaking News: Kantor Tempo Mendapat Kiriman Kepala Babi Kantor Tempo mendapat kiriman berupa kepala babi dari orang tak dikenal. 20 Maret 2025 | 16.41 WIB Paket berisi kepala babi yang ditujukan kepada wartawan Tempo, Francisca Christy Rosana, di kantor Tempo, Palmerah, Jakarta Selatan, 20 Maret 2025. TEMPO/Gunawan Wicaksono
Menurut dia, penurunan IHSG pada hari ini terjadi akibat volatilitas yang terjadi di pasar saham berbagai negara. Dia mengklaim, pasar saham negara lain terlebih dahulu turun pada beberapa pekan ini, sementara Indonesia diduga baru terjadi pada hari ini. "Kalau dari segi fundamental kuat, kalau penurunan ini kan diberbagai negara saham naik turun biasa. Saat saham-saham yang negara lain minggu-minggu lalu turun cukup dalam, mungkin kemarin kita belum terlau kena, baru berimbas satu dua hari ini," kata Airlangga di Istana Negara, Selasa (18/3/2025).
TV news chyron: IHSG anjlok, DPR datangi BEI Wakil Ketua DPR RI Sufmi Dasco Ahmad
Kompas headline: Puan soal Rapat RUU TNI di Hotel Sampai Dijaga Koopssus: Ada yang Geruduk, Masuk Tanpa Izin
Kompas headline: Eks Jenderal TNI Tuding Penolakan Dwifungsi TNI di Demo Indonesia Gelap Pesanan Kompas.com, 3 Maret 2025, 15:32 WIB
Last-Minute Eid Bonus Regulation Could Upend the Ojol Industry Companies like Grab, Gojek, InDriver, and Maxim could be in for a shock this Eid NUICEMEDIA.SUBSTACK.COM
Fuel prices 1 March 2025 Gasoline fuel Pertamina Pertalite 10,000 Pertamax 12900 Pertamax Green 13,700 Pertamax Turbo 14,000 Vivo Revvo 90 12,624 Revvo 92 13,350 Revvo 95 13,940 BP BP 92 13,300 BP Ultimate 14,060 Shell Super 13,590 V-Power 14,060 V-Power Nitro+ 14,240 Diesel fuel Pertamina BioSolar 6,800 DexLite 14,300 Dex 14,600 Vivo Primus 15,030 BP Ultimate Diesel 14,740 Shell V-Power Diesel 14,740
Tweet from @kring_pajak: Hai, Kak. Mohon maaf ketidaknyamanannya. Untuk kendala tsb dapat dicoba menggunakan notepad ++. Pada file XML-nya, di bawah tulisan "<CustomDoc/>" di tambahkan "<CustomDocMonthYear/> " ya, Kak. Apabila baris yang diperbaiki sangat banyak, silakan melakukan langkah-langkah berikut: 1. Membuka file XML pada aplikasi notepad++ 2. Silakan gunakan CTRL+H untuk memunculkan pop-up 3. Pada pop-up pada kolom Find what pilih <CustomDoc/ > dan kolom Replace with ditambahkan <CustomDoc/>n\t t<CustomDocMonthYear/> 4. Pada bagian Search Mode: pilih Extended kemudian klik Replace All 5. Silakan tutup pop-up-nya dan klik save file Tks*Gita
Erick Thohir’s IG post announcing the decision to release Indra Sjafri as coach of U-20 team
Eti membenarkan kabar pemberhentian Novi dari pekerjaannya di SD IT Mutiara Hati. Pemberhentian itu dilakukan sejak 6 Februari 2025. Hal itu karena Novi dinilai telah melanggar kode etik guru. "Kode etik yang dilanggar adalah melanggar syariat Islam. Syariat Islam yang dilanggar adalah terbuka auratnya, kata Eti saat dihubungi, Sabtu (22/2/2025) malam. Pelanggaran itu disebut Eti diketahui pihak sekolah pada awal Februari melalui media sosial. Oleh karena pelanggaran tersebut dinilai pelanggaran berat, sanksi berupa pemberhentian pun langsung dijatuhkan, tanpa didahului peringatan.
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