IKEA Lesbian

@nullzone.bsky.social

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Death first to vultures and scavengers. Amateur drummer. Board game nerd. Computer Eater.

Rowlet the Pokémon holding his head worriedly
The top lines of my notebook for our RPG session. They read: JUL 19 — In the Mines MANY GNOLLS, NOW HANDLE IT They’re vampiric and life-draining
Boomer the tuxedo cat sitting on my chest
A small blue poison dart tree frog with black spots, sitting prominently on a rock in his enclosure
It’s me! My new glasses are black rectangular cat-eye rims with some white/clear “frosting” around the cat eye corners. The lenses are a subtle rose color giving me a little bit of a smoky look.
The box for an AIO CPU cooler with an anime girl on it
The same aisle, zoomed in more. It says “GAMING WIFI6”
A closer shot of the same aisle form the last post. You can make out the text now which appears to say “GAMING WIFE”
Long shot of an aisle in Micro Center, you can’t quite make out the text on the motherboard boxes
Boomer the tuxedo cat, sitting on a cat toy. The way he’s sitting his back half looks like a turkey
An exhibit at the Smithsonian American Art Museum, titled “The Throne of the Third Heaven of the Nations’ Millennium General Assembly”, created by James Hampton
A flight of beers; from front to back, they are numbers 34, 28, 19, and 1 on the next page
A bird of some variety pecking out the central branch of a large tree, presumably looking for breakfast
A beer menu from Mayan Monkey Brewing in Gaithersburg, MD; I have circled a beer titled ROSA, which is described as a “mulberry wood smoked amber lager”
Boomer the tuxedo cat asleep on a bed, his front paws are curled up by his chest and his back paws are crossed over with his tail tucked around them
Godfrey the orange and white cat, he’s loafed up with his tail tucked under his paws and you can see his handsome green eyes
The webcomic “Hark! A Vagrant” depicting Edgar Allen Poe squinting at a letter in his hands, a baffled look on his face
It’s me in the mirror! I’m tall and white, wearing maroon colored shiny doc martens, navy blue sheer tights, leopard print shorts, a navy blue high-neck tank top tucked in, a silver chainmaille bracelet, a wire choker necklace strung with colorful beads that spell my name, earrings that look like glittery sunglasses, and a red baseball cap worn backwards
Boomer the tuxedo cat, he’s sitting on my chest with his little white paws folded in front of him, his long white whiskers and black nose showing prominently. His eyes are closed and he was almost certainly purring when this picture was taken
A mockup of an elf with dual curved swords, wearing thigh-high heeled boots, extremely tight pants that are low ride enough to show his cum gutters, no shirt with an 8 pack, and long flowing hair with a choker
Boomer the tuxedo cat, sitting in @asterionhex.monster’s lap while they hold a laptop in their hands over top of him
Boomer the tuxedo cat, same couch but now he’s got his head upside down and his paws curled up under his chin
Boomer the tuxedo cat lounging sleepily on a blue couch
A black ring with a small amethyst set in it - the inner band of the ring has a very cool blue and red swirl pattern
A partial selfie of me, showing the JUROR sticker I’m currently wearing
It’s me and @asterionhex.monster! They have a blue streak in their hair, a black band tee, and tinted glasses, while I have dark thick makeup and chunky jewelry in a spaghetti strap top
A discord conversation wherein we are discussing a fictional object, riffing on a World of Warcraft joke about a legendary sword. The text: yatesc what about Thunderfury, Blessed Bottle Opener of the Wineseeker BoscJoe, Just a Bear I would also windmill slam that Choeurl It would be tough not to buy a Thunderfury, Blessed Bottle Opener of the Wineseeker Nullzone Anyone would be proud to own Thunderfury, Blessed Bottle Opener of the Wineseeker yatesc I'm genuinely surprised Blizzard went with Frostmourne over selling Thunderfury, Blessed Bottle Opener of the Wineseeker instead
Boomer the tuxedo cat lounging lazily on a couch, his leg dangling off the side
A black denim jumpsuit with a large patch on the back, stitched in with orange thread; the patch is for the band Opeth, and depicts a swan and butterflies loosely in the shape of a heart.
Me in the mirror; I’m wearing zebra striped pants, a red spaghetti strap crop top with a heart shaped keyhole. You can see actual boob definition!
Hiphop the black cat, she’s got lil stumpy legs and dusty feets up to her ankles to the point that it looks like she has socks
Boomer the tuxedo cat, he’s laying on my chest with a very happy expression
A discord conversation, wherein I have claimed that Pats and Genos cheesesteaks are identical products. The replies include a gif of Kirby stamping an official document, with the caption “Congratulations, you have been sentenced to Death” and the server owner saying “this might be the most offensive thing I’ve ever read in this discord”
A baby pink metal cabinet with glass doors
Presale announcement for the band Switchfoot which I haven’t heard mentioned in easily 20+ years
The logo for the band CASTLE RAT, on display in a stage backdrop before a concert
Boomer the tuxedo cat sitting in my dice tray while I play dnd
Hiphop the little black cat flopped over on her side, she’s on a white rug staring forlornly into the middle distance
Boomer the tuxedo cat sleeping in a shrimp position with his front paws folded under his chin
Me in a mirror. I have bold blue eyeshadow and thick black eyeliner; highlighter and glitter EVERYWHERE; gold accessories on my ears, neck, wrist, and fingers; I’m am wearing a red Deftones shirt cut to show side cleavage with a leopard print bra, and silver shiny pants with a thick black belt. You can’t see my shoes, but they will be glittery rainbow converse hitops.
A low profile ceiling fan with RGB lighting, it’s currently emitting a cool blue-green spectrum
Druidic Satchel {3} Artifact {2}, {T}: Reveal the top card of your library. If it’s a creature card, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. If it’s a land card, put that card onto the battlefield under your control. If it’s a noncreature, nonland card, you gain 2 life.
A husky dog lying on her back showing me her belly because she wants attention. She has blue eyes and thick slate grey and white fur.
Whiskey the dog being very cute putting her head on my lap with bat ears and asking me to play tug of war with her favorite toy
A shirt that reads “Graphic design is NOT my passion, it drives me insane” - every word is in a different font, size, and style
Ideally, first build a relationship with anyone before giving them feedback. Make sure they know you care personally about them and their career. Then be extremely candid and clear with your critical feedback. Leave no room for interpretation. Do not sugarcoat feedback to make people feel better. Do not get personal or make sweeping statements. Be specific. Be humble. If you are wrong, you want to know. For positive feedback, be just as specific. Otherwise you're just being insincere.
the best time to delete this tweet was immediately after sending it, the second best time is now
First page of a notebook with hand drawn dnd character sheet
A set of vibrant blue resin dice inked with a shimmering gold-bronze blend
A book titled “The Cat Operator’s Manual”
A little black cat sitting under a Christmas tree with presents around her
Boomer the tuxedo cat, laying on the floor with a woolen winter hat. He’s absolutely going to town rubbing his face on it and cuddling it
A screen from the Jackbox Party Pack 11, depicting the game “Cookie Haus” - two people have designed cookies, independently of each other, both of which are depictions of a dead whale
Me and the grinch throwing horns
I’m tied for first on the mini golf leaderboard