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he/him đŸłïžâ€âš§ïž. Depressed programmer. I make distributed systems that fail at scale in the most inconvenient moment. All children should have the opportunity to make a better life than their parents.

A screenshot of a Norwegian price history page showing a line graph of a product's price over time. The graph covers the period from 2024 to 2026 and illustrates that the price remained relatively stable at around 1,000–1,500 before rising sharply towards the end of 2025. During 2026, the price fluctuates significantly between roughly 4,000 and over 6,000, with the currently highlighted price shown as 4,590. Above the graph are filter controls for selecting stores and options.
A close-up photograph of a person sitting in what appears to be a workshop or construction area. They have curly, windblown dark hair, round glasses, pronounced sideburns, and are looking off to the right with a focused, slightly tired expression. They are wearing a dark zip-up hoodie that is heavily coated in fine sawdust, covering the front, sleeves, shoulders, and parts of their face and hair, suggesting they have been doing extensive woodworking or cutting timber. A wireless earbud is visible in one ear. The background includes rough concrete pillars, exposed pipes, a wooden board overhead, and a red cable hanging behind them, reinforcing the impression of an active worksite or workshop.
Prince Charles of Wales
A landscape photograph showing a small bird perched on the upper of several black overhead utility wires. The bird is near the centre of the image, facing left. On the left side of the frame is a large leafy green tree, while the background consists of forested hills and mountains under a cloudy grey sky. Several parallel wires run horizontally across the scene, cutting across the view of the hills. The weather appears overcast, with low cloud covering much of the sky.
A screenshot of the Qobuz music streaming service showing search results for “fat wreck chords”. The page displays a grid of album covers and releases, from bands associated with the Fat Wreck Chords record label, including NOFX, Propagandhi, Lagwagon, Face to Face, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Descendents, The Real McKenzies, and Strung Out. Search field: "fat wreck chords" Heading: "Results for fat wreck chords" Visible album/release titles and artists: Top row: "Wolves in Wolves' Clothing" — NOFX "The War on Errorism" — NOFX "Reinventing Axl Rose" — Against Me! "45 or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough to Go on Our Other Records" — NOFX "Cool to Be You" — Descendents "Less Talk, More Rock" — Propagandhi "Double Album" — NOFX Second row: "Off The Leash" — The Real McKenzies "No Way out but Through" — Face To Face "Have a Ball" — Me First and the Gimme Gimmes "Barcelona" — NOFX "A to H" — NOFX "Let's Talk About Feelings (Reissue)" — Lagwagon "How to Clean Everything (Reissue)" — Propagandhi Third row (partially visible): "Trashed" — Lagwagon "Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes ..." — Propagandhi "Don't Turn Away" — Face To Face "Blaze" — Lagwagon "Self Entitled" — NOFX "Suburban Teenage Wasteland Blues..." — Strung Out "Leche Con Carne!" — No Use For A Name
Utsnitt av eit politisk eller meiningsbasert bilete med svart bakgrunn. Til venstre stÄr stor tekst i kvitt og gult. Til hÞgre sit ei kvinne med mÞrkt hÄr pÄ ein stol, kledd i ein mÞrk draktjakke og kort skjÞrt, med beina kryssa. Synleg tekst i biletet: "CHRISTIAN NATIONALISM IS JUST WHITE SUPREMACY IN BIBLE DRAG."
Eit landskapsfoto teke ved solnedgang. I framgrunnen ligg ei stor, grÞn grasmark. Midt pÄ marka gÄr ein flokk gjess og beitar. Til venstre stÄr hÞge tre som delvis skjermer for det lÄge sollyset. Bak marka ligg eit stille sund eller ei vik med fleire smÄ holmar og skjer. PÄ andre sida av vatnet ligg busetnad spreidd langs kysten. I bakgrunnen reiser lÄge Äsar og fjell seg mot himmelen. Himmelen er farga i varme nyansar av oransje, rosa og grÄtt frÄ kveldssola.
Bilde av Lemmy Kilmister som smiler
Meme av typen Bad Luck Brian. Biletet viser ein smilande tenĂ„ringsgut med tannregulering framfor ein lilla skulefotobakgrunn. Han har lys blĂ„ skjorte og raud rutete vest. Tekst Ăžvst pĂ„ biletet: "BLIR FORELSKET I EN PRINSESSE OG SENDER BREV" Tekst nedst pĂ„ biletet: "BLIR ILAGT BREV- OG BESØKSFORBUD I 2 ÅR"
Skjermbilete av innboksen i ein e-postapp. Øvst stÄr teksten "Inbox". Under ligg eit filter med teksten "Unread 2". Det er fire synlege e-postar frÄ avsendaren Coolshop, kvar med Coolshop-logoen til venstre og ei stjerneikon til hÞgre. Dei synlege e-postane har fÞlgjande emne eller fÞrehandsvisingar: "Gode nyheter! Vi er klare til Ä sende var..." med tidspunktet "09:51". "Vi har begynt Ä pakke din bestilling: #92..." med tidspunktet "09:31". "Vi har mottatt din Coolshop bestilling: #..." merka med "Yesterday". "Velkommen til Coolshop" merka med "Yesterday". Øvst til hÞgre er eit sÞkjeikon og ein grÞn sirkel med talet "0". Menyikon med tre horisontale strekar ligg Þvst til venstre.
Skjermbilde av en epost med teksten "Nei. /Oskar"
https://xkcd.com/327/
Skjermbilde fra en liste over dempede ord (“muted words”) i en app. Hvert ord er merket med “in text & tags” og flere har teksten “Expires in 7 days”. Synlige ord inkluderer: “vedum”, “trygve”, “donald”, “helgheim”, “sylvi”, “frp”, “kristelig”, “krf”, “senterpartiet” og “hĂžyre”. Hvert element har en rund X-knapp til hĂžyre for Ă„ fjerne ordet.
Pope Leo onboard a plane holding a baseball bat.
Picture of a singing oompa loompa from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie
Screenshot of an app recommendation card with the heading “For people who like Bluesky.” Below it is the Truth Social app icon, app name, and description: “Follow the Truth! Join America’s leading free speech social platform.” A rating badge below shows “2.5” stars. An arrow icon appears in the upper-right corner, suggesting navigation to more recommendations.
Bilde av hage med 3cm nysnĂž
A person wearing a green, melon-shaped wig and white gloves stands behind a table set up like a laboratory. The table holds glass flasks, tubes, and containers with colored liquids, along with small objects arranged in rows. A clear box with a bottle inside sits in front of them. The scene is slightly hazy, with a dark background, giving it a staged or experimental atmosphere.
Luftfoto av en hage i et boligomrÄde, med fjell og fjord i bakgrunnen. I hagen stÄr en trampoline til venstre, et lite lekestativ og en liten bod i midten. To personer er ute i hagen blant hauger av kvist og greiner og rydder. Til hÞyre stÄr et stort tre og en trillebÄr, og flere redskaper og materialer ligger spredt pÄ bakken. Hus og veier omgir omrÄdet under klart vÊr med sol og skyer.
Meme man pointing gun at self
Railway tracks lead straight toward the large brick gatehouse at Auschwitz with a central tower and arched entrance, set in an open grassy area. The perspective is low and centered on the tracks, with a cloudy sky overhead, creating a somber and stark atmosphere.
Bilde av en ubemannet Bunker Oil bensinstasjon langt ute i gokk.
A blurry image of a small bird puppet wrapped in what looks like a cloth or bag being held in someone’s hand. Overlaid white text reads: “Every day. We stray further from god.” The image has a dark, reddish background and a meme-like style.
Alt text: A meme showing a young woman with wide eyes and a big smile looking directly at the camera. The background appears to be a bedroom wall with photos and posters. White text at the top reads, “YOU AREN’T USING MY FEATURES,” and text at the bottom reads, “LET ME SHOW YOU EVEN MORE FEATURES.”
Phil Campbell with shoulder-length dark hair and light facial hair stands against a dark background, looking toward the camera. He is wearing a gray fedora-style hat, a black leather jacket, and a black T-shirt with a Blondie graphic. A silver chain necklace with a pendant hangs around his neck. The lighting is dramatic, highlighting his face and jacket while the background remains dim.
Three-panel XKCD-style comic titled “How Standards Proliferate (see: A/C chargers, character encodings, instant messaging, etc.).” Panel 1: Text reads, “Situation: There are 14 competing standards.” Panel 2: Two stick figures discuss the problem. One says, “14?! Ridiculous! We need to develop one universal standard that covers everyone’s use cases.” The other replies, “Yeah!” Panel 3: Text reads, “Soon: Situation: There are 15 competing standards.”
Picture of right wing christian nationalist Pete Hegseth.
Caption: I denne fasen handler det ikke om kulinarisk stolthet. Det handler om at alle faktisk spiser middag. Vil du at vi optimaliserer for: minst mulig konflikt mest mulig nĂŠring skjult eller raskest mulig gjennomfĂžring?
Album cover of "How I spent my summer vacation" by the Bouncing Souls.
Meme av person#3 som blir kastet ut av vinduet Leder: Skolen er i krise og vi mÄ lage en plan! Person#1: Tvungen hÄndhilsing! Person#2: Mer rapportering! Person#3: gi de ressursene de sier at de trenger for Ä gjÞre jobben sin?
Drake meme. 22.04, nei takk. 21.89, ja takk!
Drake meme. dirty deeds done dirt cheap: no thanks. filthy acts at a reasonable price: yes please
A rat in a cage, talking to a rat psychiatrist, saying "despite all my rage ..."
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.
Picture of Prins van Oranje Golden from World of Warships
Picture of Prins van Oranje Golden from World of Warships
Bilde av den danske utenriksministeren Lars LÞkke Rasmussen. Han har brillene litt skeivt pÄ nesen og en pipe i munnen.
Bilde av meg med hanekam og skjegg.
Bakhjulene til en lastebil. De har kjĂžrt over noe rĂždt gugge. Det er smurt rĂždt oppover fremste bakhjul.
Condom packets with a caricature of Donald Trump and the text "I'm HUUUUGE!". Above it is a handwritten sign saying "Trump Condom $4.50 FINALLY"
Nedenfra-og-opp bilde av Jonas Gahr StĂžre som snakker i mikrofoner fra pressen. Overskriften sier "Det er lenge til fredag"
En ulke
En krabbe
A gingerbread creation in the shape of a coronavirus. Around it lies some gingerbread coffin lids and a gingerbread face mask.
Picture of my work room in the basement. It is a concrete cellar room with lot of shelves containing anything from paint and screwdrivers to chainsaw and plumbing equipment.
Picture of two hands on a white background. If you know, you know.
A goofy dude says "Ackchyually"
Meg som lager rundstykker med smĂžr, paprika-potetgull, kokt skinke og ost.
Bilde av mute-listen til Bluesky der Helgheim legges til.
Skjermdump fra NRK med Peter-principle-jon Helgheim som mener "Vi mÄ slutte Ä lytte til aktivister forkledd som forskere"
Utklipp fra nettavis: bilde av Harald Eia med overskriften "Ereksjon" under
Bilde av Microsoft Copilot input felt med prompten 'du kan gjerne inkludere "disrupsjon" og "paradigmeskifte". Forslaget ditt var en god start men det var mulig Ă„ tolke litt for mye mening fra den. GjĂžr den mer meningslĂžs.'
ISIL, KrF: They're the same picture.
Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. 1: ISIS 2: KrF Lady says "They're the same picture"
Mann som er fornÞyd med CVen sin og leker med en ballong. Ballongen sprekker nÄr Corporate kommer bakfra med melding om at alle mÄ oppdatere CVen sin
A guide to putting your clocks back.
Lokk til kasserolle
Skjermbilde av kontaktsiden til Ølen betong, med bilde av Tobias Gjellestad under avdeling JÊren.
Kristi Noem (?) in a crossfit outfit, wearing 80s style American flag sweatband, American flag wristbands and American flag short tights.