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Lisa Simpson imagines meeting the personifications of the Seven Sisters colleges.
A robot pirate.
Garfield, but he's blue for some reason.
A Kobra brand paper shredder
A small, cute, fuzzy puppy.
Florida license plate number A55-RGY, with the big image of an orange in the center of the plate looking like an O and thus making the license plate read "ass orgy."
Pixel art of a man laying face down on the ground.
Doomguy
Spawn, standing like an idiot in the Backrooms, but now Robert Pattinson in his tracksuit is there too.
WWF's Giant Gonzales as Baywatch's "Pelican Man," a nude man covered in modesty fur, rattling the bars of a cage inside a small circus tent.
The Headless Horseman
The cover of Crystar #8, featuring the shiny stone barbarian man swinging his sword overhead at some kind of flying insect monsters, while a woman in a 1980s jazzercize unitard clings to his leg.
The same image as below, a shot of Iron Man from the 1960s cartoon, slumped in a corner with an extension cord running from his armor's chestplate to a standard wall socket, but now the corner he's in is the one from the "they don't know I'm" party meme.
Peter Parker in Spider-Man 3 giving everybody on the street the finger guns, except he's bright orange. Why could that be, I wonder?
Kiss's album Love Gun. What a delightful single entendre!
A lightbulb wearing a top hat, the logo/mascot for Majik Rent-to-Own.
Some superdeformed Harley Quinn plush.
In the old days of feudal Japan, a samurai warrior would shout: (You are trying to view Flash content, but you have no Flash plugin installed.)
Captain America, in a panel from the comics: "Well I say America is a piece of trash! A nation is nothing! A flag is a piece of cloth!!"
Clarence.
A ren faire pirate.
Linda Belcher
The world's skinniest child has some mandatory fun on a Slip 'N Slide.
A YouTube thumbnail of a white guy in a collared shirt and suspenders, with a red beard that covers his chin but has no mustache. The caption says "Beard Update + Going Amish."
Ghostface Killah, looking pensive.
Jackie from That '70s Show
Alison Brie as Evil-Lyn totally looks like Sariss from Dark Forces 2.
How to Beat Up Anybody An instructional and inspirational karate book by the world champion Judah Friedlander
2013 Dollar General "Storm Shadow" who is clearly Hasbro's under-the-radar version of T'Gin-Zu. Recall that these dollar store releases were meant to be new, less articulated molds, but someone in the GI Joe development team went rogue and just did them as full quality figures using the existing tooling. We need more of that. When your boss tells you to cut corners, be a grownup and refuse. Tell them whatever they want to hear, and then do the right thing anyway. They'll never notice.
This photo has been censored.
Now, Johnny Unitas: there's a haircut you could set your watch to!
This summer, remember: Broke: June Woke: Pride Month Bespoke: El Gibbity Kia Plus Summer Savings Event
Captain Murphy from SeaLab stands in front of a Bebop Cola vending machine.
Eddie Munson from Stranger Things. Specifically, Eddie Munson's hair.
An extreme close-up of action figure eyes. They're green, and have decently impressive eye shadow. This is not a makeup tutorial.
Chicken and tortellini with pesto.
Lemonade Stand DOS game start screen.
Vintage 80s Lego minifigure with the fakest hair you've ever seen.
The luchador Calavera Jr. II. If you think "junior 2" is a goofy name, don't worry: he teams with Calavera Jr. I
MCU Whitney Frost
The Man with the Golden Gun
Promo screen for Fortnite Star Wars Droid Tycoon, showing Mister Bones, a red and black Battle Droid with a knife for a hand and actual bones tied to his body, crouching menacingly in front of a dozen Stormtrooper helmets impaled on spikes. We love you, Mister Bones! The tiger He destroyed his cage Yes YES The tiger is out
Jay and Silent Bob from Clerks the Animated Series. The full quote is "This guy with the realest beard I ever saw set another guy wrapped in tin foil on fire in the costume ball, and Alan Thicke made an AWESOME joke at their expense. He's gotta be the funniest man alive!"
SNL's "You can put your WEED in there" guy.
Garfield.
Real Ghostbusters Winston Zeddemore
Marge Simpson leading a community meeting and saying "I've never heard such mean-spirited hate-hoots."
70s Deathbird was goofy.
Ronon Dex
Tom the Mime, gentlemanly shielding his eyes from boobs.
Three different sized bottles of Astroglide, with the marketing copy "The Right Size for Every Adventure."
an old black man from the tv show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
the singer Babyface
Guy Fawkes.
Creepy Crawlers
Superman bathed in the green light of Lex Luthor's kryptonite.
Bee girl, you're gonna die/ Don't wanna be famous, you wanna be shy
A rabbit wearing armor.
A stylish sleeper cab truck in a metallic magenta/purple blend, with Decepticon logos on the doors.
Still from the "what is a skeleton's favorite snack" video.