ClaireViolet, fully-integrated solution. @object.cv · Apr 5

Choose four-wheeled rolling luggage with built-in USB ports. Choose noise-cancelling wireless headphones with cat ears on the headband. Choose a neck pillow so you can pass the fuck out after smuggling a weed gummy past the checkpoint. Choose designer 3.4oz containers for your liquids.

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ClaireViolet, fully-integrated solution. · Apr 5

Choose packing cubes and trying to jam your entire life into a bag you can lift over your head just so that you can go make out with your fucking girlfriend for a week. Choose to have TSA hand check your film and get dirty looks for it. Choose the gender-neutral restroom at SFO Terminal 1.