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A concept team profile dashboard for the upcoming college football season. This features Kansas State. All of the data is for placeholding only.
The transfer portal stat dashboard for Louisville men's basketball. They got slightly worse on offensive efficiency and effective shooting, but are still improved on offense and defense and are much improved on assist-to-turnover rate.
A signed portrait of should-be hall-of-famer MLB player Bartolo Colon.
Magic the Gathering card, Wand of Denial
The final screen for Secret of Mana on SNES. The Sprite makes the ultimate sacrifice, giving up everything knowing it's the best outcome for the planet and people they love.
The beginning of the No Epoch ending in Crono Trigger. The portal is about to close for the last time.
A partial stat dashboard for Wichita St., ranked #33 overall in men's basketball transfer portal moves. 4 players in, 4 players out. There is significant improvement in offensive rating, effective field goal percentage, 2 and 3 point percentage, and free throw percentage. And assist to turnover ratio has more than doubled!
The transfer portal stat dashboard for Cincinnati, the most improved team in D1 through use of the portal. Twelve players in, 8 out. Offensive replacement value +64.96 (Cumulative minutes-adjusted improvement, per KenPom.com O-rating). Improvement in Defensive Possessions Won despite losing 7'2" Moustapha Thiam to Michigan, +1.5 possessions won per player/per game. Improvements overall to Offensive rating, to 2 point, 3 point, and free throw percentages, and to effective field goal percentage. Improved the assist to turnover ratio by 0.18 as well.
University of Cincinnati now leads the Men's basketball transfer portal as the most improved class in the nation. The Bearcats Offense Above Replacement is +61.08 over the players who departed (including Baba Miller, drafted by the NBA. Remove NBA draftees from the portal and the margin gets even bigger).
A clip from Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest on NES. It shows dreary building facades and a text overlay reads "What a horrible night to have a curse".
Dansby Swanson has the most RBI in a 10-game MLB span since Joe DiMaggio in 1939. This is not a test, this is modern game shattering reality.
Two accounts espousing that Bosnia and Herzegovina's coach lived the dream of being too online, getting the job, and failing the job (while doing better than his predecessors)
The last 4 draft picks of NBA draft 2026 round 1. Chris Cenac Jr, Joshua Jefferson, Alex Karaban, and Koa Peat
Caleb Wilson stats per KemPom.com
A map of global lightning strike density over the past 6 months. The Americas, and particularly central North America account for the bulk of global electrical storms.
An activity page from Life with Antonino. The not-rich people are in prison. Can you find all the dice?
Life with Antonino's "Meet the Characters" page. We of course have Antonino, the inquisitor's cat. His owner, Your Excellency the Inquisitor and his sister Cara Sorella are prominently featured. We also see the chef, the attendant, and Cara's upper crust family.
A book with a picture of a cat wearing a crown titled "Life with Antonino - Maltese Heritage Fun Activity Story Book 2"
A 1979 magazine ad for Alka Seltzer with a baseball stadium theme.
Wolverine from Fleer's X-Men 95 Spring Break Series. He's shirtless and getting ready to eat a red hot brat that he's skewered straight off the grill with his claws.
The leader of the totally realistic and historically accurate gang in Brooklyn from Death Wish 3. His head has a reverse mohawk with red paint down the middle and two lines of black paint inexplicably on his forehead
The now universal reaction meme for this World Cup of Thierry Henry's astounded face responding to Alexi Lalas.
A closeup of Thierry Henry's surprised face because of a word he definitely didn't think would be said on a live broadcast
Donte DiVincenzo looking longingly at the Villanova teammates who are still on the Knicks
A large-scale reproduction painting of a comic panel from Preacher, originally drawn by the great Steve Dillon. This is the first of two panels. It is a close-up of the character Cassidy's face and sunglasses, as he says "New York went on forever. It never stopped. It never shut up."
A box score from 2019 where Landry Shamet's Wichita State Shockers lost by one point at home to the Cincinnati Bearcats in the final game of the regular season
A riff on the NYK logo that instead reads "BREWSKEEBALL" and features a skeeball instead of a basketball
82-0.com near miss with LeBron, Kobe, Magic, and Wilt. Keith Van Horn is the 5th player. There are 10 losses.
82-0 with the goal of tanking and not getting 1 win. It's not very believable because a team starting Corey Williams, Rex Walters, Craig Dykema, Mike Gibson, and Brian Scalabrine isn't winning anything. Maybe the bench is good.
The 82-0 game, with a roster where Keith Van Horn accrues 10 losses for a team also possessing LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, Magic Johnson, and Wilt Chamberlain
A totally mediocre team of best options from the 82-0 game. We've got Gail Goodrich, Rolando Blackman, Bob Love, Kiki Vandeweghe, and Antonio McDyess going 49-33.
A tryptich of the bioengineered squid blob that plopped on top of NYC and MSG in the comic Watchmen.
A scaled-up reproduction of a 1990s comic panel that I am painting, it's an extreme closeup on a face wearing red-tinted sunglasses and a hat that says "New York went on forever. It never stopped. It never shut up." This is the first of two panels.
The Blue Paradox exhibit at Chicago's Griffin Museum of Science and Industry
A legendary set of gauntlets from Destiny called "No Backup Plans"
The Pabst pickle beer, sitting on a store shelf with just a few sixers left - the store clerk told me it's been selling fast.
The NL Central standings, where all 5 teams are above .500 - the Cincinnati Reds are in last place with a record of 23 wins and 21 losses.
A sweeping view of the Art Institute of Chicago's grand staircase with an installation piece by Jitish Kallat.
The Stage in Fullerton Hall at the Art Institute of Chicago. The projector has the promo for Conversation: Epic Matchups—Where Art and Sports Collode
A still frame from the FX show Atlanta. The character Darius has a hat that once read "Southern Made" next to a Confederate flag, but now has been altered to read "U MAD?'
A python script sourcing information on player movements in the transfer portal. It shows the names of players and updates the names of the schools they've committed to.
A lightning bug yellow Chevelle SS (1971-72?) with black racing stripes parked in front of Gunzo's Hockey Shop, just West of Chicago
The fallout meme "Everyone disliked that". No one really wanted the March Madness bracket to expand. Unless it also meant the demise of The Crown Basketball Tournament.
The Super Famicom box art for Final Fantasy VI
Mario dodging a Banzai Bill from Super Mario World, with a caption saying "Bearcats fans"
A picture of Banzai Bill, the giant size bullet bill from Super Mario World, being dodged. The caption says "Bearcats fans", who are happy to no longer be the team Brendan Sorsby plays for.
A 45.44 pledge to the edsbs charity bowl raising money for New American Pathways (plus transactional fee).
The Willow arcade cabinet, seen at Galloping Ghost arcade
The NL Central standings, where every team has a record over .500 with 24 or 25 games played.
The bluesky app tab for "Explore" with a search for "lol knicks"
A sample from a transfer portal live tracker built by Objectively Drew. It tracks all 365 D1 schools' roster changes in everything from height and weight, to advanced offensive metrics, to shooting percentages.
Pope Leo and the team he actually claims to be a fan of, with a customized jersey for his hometown Chicago Bulls.
A picture from the Phillies at Cubs game where a goose is on the field. The camera crew is (justifiably) more interested in it than the baseball game.
The hero artwork for Escape Velocity by Ambrosia Software
A bottle and pour of Great Lakes Brewing's Nosferatu
Billy Donovan at a post-game press conference, who definitely should not be the Bulls head coach moving forward
Aroldis Chapman stats against specific teams.
A box score for Cincinnati @ Michigan, where the Wolverines were defeated by a score of 100-98