Oblivion Loading Screens

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Fake screenshots from Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. Account run by @chrisofthedead.bsky.social (You can call me Chris.) Not officially affiliated with Elder Scrolls or Bethesda. Links and the Oblivion mod on Carrd. https://oblivionloading.carrd.co/

A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of a book being read from the player's inventory. The Book's text is as follows: The Trusty Argonian Blade Volume I, Part II Lifts-Her-Flail: At least this bounty was worth it. Now I can buy some decent rations and a new shield. Guard: Ma’am, did you injure the butcher’s face? Lifts-Her-Flail: Yes, I did. He was making poor-quality romantic advances toward me. Guard: That’s fair. He is a Dingus. Lifts-Her-Flail: Pardon? Guard: Of the Cheydinal Dinguses. It’s legal to injure their faces when they make poor-quality romantic advances. Lifts-Her-Flail: Are there any other unique laws I should know about? Guard: If anyone offers you a “girthy sausage”, you can put fifty gallons of hornets in their pants. Lifts-Her-Flail: … This town is odd. Guard: Our count is a madman. End of Volume I Part II
Morrowind save file selection, the two characters are: Jalen-Za (Level 31 Crusader), and Ruin-Prophecies (Level 3 Adventurer). Both are Argonians.
A loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing a ghost attacking in the catacombs of the ruins of Sancre Tor, with a stone coffin on top of a decorative structure, flanked by small glowing pillars on either side. The scene is in a cave inside an old fort ruin.
A loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing the jail cell in which the game starts.
A grid of my animated gifs on Klipy, with view counts often in the thousands.
Clips from Morrowind where the player is jumping around with high acrobatics, around and avoiding the final boss of the game, then doing the sequence of events where you stab a giant heart and kill the final boss.
A mix of mod listings for Oblivion Remastered on Nexus Mods. Some are simple screenshots showcasing the changes the make, and some are comedic, poorly done on purpose photoshop images, instead of AI-generated slop that falsely represents what you would actually see from the mod in the game.
A video of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion Remastered, of my purple and white Argonian lady (Humanoid lizard person) who has a frost effect and visual distortion around them, which I fix by taking her enchanted clothes off that cause the effect, and putting them back, which then correctly plays the effect visuals for only a few seconds before they fade away.
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player talking to a wood elf merchant in a shop.
A photo of a plate of breakfast foods: 3 strips of crispy bacon, 2 fried salted and peppered eggs with the yolks broken open, a stack of tater tots, and two pieces of buttered wheat toast.
Martin Septim: "The average dev who was let go was not part of the "14 layers of management", but the backbone of the studio, doing the core work on games we all love. Microsoft's C-suite are the ones who's decisions lead the company to ruin, and throw the crew overboard to make the ship lighter, instead of cutting their own bloated salaries, when they are already so rich as to not need money ever again." A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, with the character Martin Septim standing in a wood and stone temple, wearing orange fantasy armor.
Custom box art for Warhammer 40k: Space Marine 2, showing 1,181.8 hours played on Steam.
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls Online, with an Argonian (Humanoid lizard person) man in medieval style grey armor with light blue trim, and some brown leather underneath some parts of the armor. His scales are dark grey, with dark blue feathers on his head as hair, red eye-scar-like face paint, and orange eyes. There is also a pet next to him of a lizard-like creature with only its legs and tail sticking out of an otherwise unhatched eggshell. The background is a volcanic ash region of Morrowind with tall spiky rocks and giant mushrooms around.
A loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing the Chorrol City Chapel from the perspective of the town graveyard, seen between some trees.
A loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing the Chorrol City Chapel from the perspective of a city street, looking past a general store and an inn.
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player fighting a Spriggan (Woman-shaped forest spirit made of wood and plants) who is screaming with her arms up and glowing white, from casting a spell, and surrounded by red smoke or energy from the damage health spell the player has cast on her, of which the player's hand is finishing the casting animation, which, at the current freeze-frame, visually looks like the player's blue-sleeved and navy blue-gloved, ringed, hand, is pinching at a nonexistent nipple on the Spriggan's breast.
A video showing a bug in The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion Remastered, where enchanted gear that has the frost shield, fire shield, and/or shock shield effects can make your character constantly emit those visual effects that are supposed to be for just a second or two when equipping them, and won't stop until you unequip those items.
A photoshopped image from The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind, showing the game's final boss, Dagoth Ur, only his mask is photoshopped to be held in his hand, and the basic wood-elf head of the NPC Fargoth has been placed on Dagoth Ur's neck, with color correction to match the skin tones.
A loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing the well and bucket from the tutorial dungeon.
"Cut out the AI crap and stop laying people off. If you want to stop bleeding money, as a company, give your CEOs and C-Suite the same salary as the lowest salary in the company. Trust me, their sub-par decision making skills, which got you into this hole and keeps digging it deeper, are not worth the bloated paychecks they receive compared to the people doing the actual game dev work."
A loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing the jail cell in which the game starts.
A screenshot from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered, showing a scenic view of Cyrodiil, with an Ayleid Well in the foreground (A white stone carved and brick shrine with a glowing well in the middle emitting teal energy whisps) and a forest between the well and the White Gold Tower in the distance, with a mountain range further behind that.
Shiirk from Low-Poly Knights, a shark knight, as a chibi emoji who is blushing a little with a happy face and eyes closed.
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player, in the undercroft of the Priory of the Nine, surrounded by ghosts of knights who are standing there, still and patiently, with a ghost posed like a dead body, slain in battle, on the floor, with two of the standing ghosts staring at it. The player is holding an ebony (Black metal with gold trim and filigree) sword with an ebony gauntlet.
A photo mode screenshot of Baldur's Gate 3, with characters Shadowheart, Karlach, and Astarion standing behind the player character, who is a blue dragonborn man in a mage's coat/robes, with a staff and lute on his back.
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player looking out at a sea of lava from a Plane of Oblivion, inside of an Oblivion Gate. They are holding an ebony sword (Black steel with gold filigree)
Various editions of boxes and maps for The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion on Xbox 360. Also, several collector's items like replica gold coins, the Amulet of Kings, and an ebony dagger (Black ornate dagger with hold filigree). Of the editions of the boxes are the standard edition in both "T" and "M" ratings, the collector's edition, the game of the year edition for both Xbox 360 and the re-release in an Xbox One case as a backwards compatible Xbox 360 disc, and the steelbook case without a transparent plastic sleeve.
A loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing a Dremora (a lesser demon), in full Daedric (demonic, red and spiky) armor, in front of an Oblivion Gate (A large spiky, rocky oval with a fiery portal in the center and lightning coming out of the sides).
A screenshot from Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee (2002), from the Nintendo GameCube, on an emulator, with his eyes bugging out and looking almost longingly and kinda cute, like a puppy looking at you wanting you to pet them, or you have a treat they want.
A loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing the Imperial Legion fighting some Clannfear in front of a fort. Clannfear looks like a pale yellow dinosaur raptor with a head resembling that of a triceratops. with sharp teeth in it's beak-like mouth.
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player talking to a short elf man with poofy swept back dark grey hair on a dirt road with tufts of grass in the background. He's wearing a brown and blue shirt.
A fake loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing a Dunmer (Dark Elves, Elves with dark grey and dark blue skin tones, and often with red eyes) in a red fine dress and poofed up white hair, reading a book, while sitting on a bench in the Anvil town square. There are residents' houses in the background and some bushes and plants above and behind the bench.
My Argonian woman (lizard person), in casual clothes, with armored gauntlets and boots, and a hood. Visually on fire and with electricity crackling around her.
A fake loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing a conversation in an inn between 2 people. A white-haired human man in a green and blue shirt, with a bow and quiver of arrows on his back, and an Orc man (Green people with pointed ears, noses with flat, front-facing nostrils, and large tusks in place of some of their bottom jaw's teeth) who is wearing fine brown clothes.
An inn in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. A shelf that normally stores watermelons, pumpkins, and spare metal plates cups has it's contents strewn about the floor. A Dunmer man is standing nearby. (Grey/Blue-skinned elf with grey hair.) He's wearing a simple white shirt with fishing waders and suspenders.
A candle-lit table with food. A plate with silverware is visible with a raw slab of meat, that looks like beef or steak, and two whole cobs of corn on top of the meat. There is a bottle of ale on its side, a random tomato or some other small, round red fruit or vegetable on the table itself, not on a plate. And some nice pottery vases and a goblet. One vase has yellow flowers in it.
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion Remastered, of the player characters, and Argonian woman (Lizard person), in a white shirt with a wide neck opening, a brown leather corset, dark simple pants, elegant silver with gold trim armor boots and gauntlets, of the mithril style, a copper jeweled amulet with a large ruby in it, the blue crystal ice sword Chillrend, and a unique ebony shield with black metal and gold trim, and the emblem of a tree in the middle. Her scales are purple with a pale yellow underbelly coloration for her face, neck, collarbones, and tail. She has a mohawk style of a single ridge of fins on her her head.
A land of spiky ash mountains seen from across a white stone block bridge. The opposite side, from which the camera is placed, is a lush green grassy area. Shiirk the Shark Knight is T-posing for scale.
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player looking at an enemy bandit hedge wizard who looks like a balding man with grey hair on the sides of his head above his ears, with black eyebrows, a smile, and he's reaching for his Deadric-bladed weapon. He's wearing brown robes and is standing in front of a large fabric tent in a swamp. The location indicator says the player is in "Marsh-Punk Camp", with a prompt to press the X button to talk to the Bandit Hedge Wizard. There are several magic effects happening in the scene: The bandit has a lighting texture around him, and there is a yellow energy fog dispersing in the area.
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind, with the player, an Argonian lizard person, wearing simple armor and a tall, round hat, standing in front of a guar, a native animal that kinda looks like a big, goofy dinosaur raptor with a huge head and tiny eyes.
A loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing a town guard from Cheydinhal with their sword and shield up, ready for combat.
A status effect from Skyrim saying "You awaken feeling your Lover's Comfort.", implying the player just woke up from a restful night sleeping in the same bed as their romantic partner.
A loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing the bridge in Cheydinhal that goes over the stream.
There is an Xbox 360 achievement pop-up, indicating that the player has earned an achievement worth 10 gamerscore for what is being depicted on screen. In this case, they are looking down to see that they have an arrow, fired from an enemy bow, sticking out of their groin. The player is looking down at their chest and body, wearing knight armor and a tabard, with a ruby-embedded sword at their side. They are standing on grass and dirt, with a dead enemy on the ground, who is barefoot, wearing simple, ragged brown robes, but they are only visible from the waist down.
A fake loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing an Argonian (lizard person) woman in a blue dress casting a green light spell in the lobby of the Cheydinhal Mages Guild Hall. There are stone steps with wooden tops behind her and a turquoise tapestry with yellow trim draped on the wall behind her.
A dude in casual clothes, arms bent upwards 90 degrees with hands out in a "Hey! What's going on?" kinda pose. The face is replaced with the avatar for the BlueSky account "Oblivion Loading Screens," which is the word "Loading" and the loading bar from a loading screen from the video game The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, from 2006.
A loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing the inside of a goblin case, with fires lit in several places and skulls skewered on sticks.
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player casting an on-touch offensive health-damaging spell that also adds weakness to magic attacks. The enemy is a Spider Daedra, which is a spider-centaur demon with the upper half of a woman, and her waist transitions to the body of a giant spider, where the spider's head would be. Her animation is finishing a spell she's casting on herself, and her face, a young woman with a spider-themed fan crown, and medium-length silver hair, is giving an almost sultry look to the player.
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player talking to an Argonian man (humanoid lizard with orange and green scales, orange eyes, and, on this person in particular, large rough spines where hair would be) who is wearing simple tan clothing, out in the grassy and forested wilderness with a dirt path visible behind them.
A loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing the bridge in Cheydinhal that goes over the stream.
A loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing a table full of weapons and some helmets in a Fighters Guild hall.
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player talking to an Imperial Legion soldier, with a large stone brick wall behind them. The Legion soldier has been photoshopped to have the helmet face mask of a Primaris Space Marine, of the Ultramarines chapter, from Warhammer 40k, underneath the face opening of the Roman-style helmet of the Imperial Guard from Oblivion. The Space Marine mask is a smooth, flat blue mask with 6 symmetrical, diagonal, mirrored mouth vents, and glowing red eye lenses.
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player looking at a quaint afternoon scene in the city of Anvil, featuring the stonework of the walls of the city with a dirt trail through the middle of town with large rocks and a tree in various places. At the close and far end of the dirt path, near the stonework, are Anvil city guards, wearing silver armor with brown leather straps, and a red tabard featuring the double crescent moon emblem of the city. An Orc man (Green with large tusk teeth and brown hair, and a quilted brown shirt and tan pants) is walking by, staring down at a dead body of a man wearing tattered green pants, holding a club, and no shirt, but not stopping his walk to look, as if it is of minor importance to him. There is also another dead man of the same style far off in the distance, up against the side of a stone brick building.