mj ultra

@oceani.city

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MJ. Marginalia appreciator. Boston-type degenerate. PhD dropout. Toddler ma. (she/her; TERFs & other bigots can eat shit)

A map showing “Percent of Portuguese Americans by State”, cropped to the east coast. RI has the darkest color in the key, corresponding to 9%, and MA is the second darkest, corresponding to 4-5%. (CT & NH are the next step down, followed by ME, VT & NJ, then the rest of the map is in the lightest shade, labeled >0.5%.)
The text on a quote post: Mille skald @danglinghemmie.bsky.social • 4h (huffing turpentine) erm, jefferson had to rape his slaves to survive The post being quoted: P-Jingle & @paulaqj.bsky.so...•5h Are you seriously comparing Jefferson to Trump? People in the 1800's probably did despicable things just to live then, but that was a different time, no comparison
A tweet and its replies: P-Jingle @paulaqj.bsky.social Can someone help me out here ...i posted a derogatory comment about Trump and now I condone Jefferson keeping and raping slaves. Seriously you can't make it up 4:24 PM • Dec 12, 2025 UP THE FUCKING OFFEF 1878Steve @copawest.bsky.social • 1h Maga will be maga, regardless of where the maga lives. P-Jingle Truth! @paulaqj.bsky.social
A tortoiseshell cat reclines on a gray couch, tucked behind the knees of the blanket-covered lower half of a person lying on their side. The cat is looking back over her shoulder towards, but not directly at, the camera.
ASCII art of a person in 3 day sassy poses, arranged diagonally from top left to bottom right of the image. One word of text from the phrase “per my email” is next to each pose.
Blobfish front view
Screenshot of Gmail search results for “Pappas in:trash” revealing a bunch of fundraising emails from him, including by the people named in my post
Screenshot of Google Maps directions from Harvard University to the USS Constitution. The recommended route is Cambridge St, but the Mem Drive route shown (which is chopped off and probably wrong) takes the same amount of time (28 min). The Somerville way is longer (30 min).
An illustration from the story Strega Nona. In it, an old woman in Italian peasant garb with eyes closed has her arms raised over a cauldron that has pasta bubbling out and steam rising above it.
The “the fact that I’m at risk of seeing a 14 year olds opinion at any point in my day is a human rights violation” tweet, with “14 year old” replaced by “New Hampshire politician”
A cropped screenshot of the UI of the BitCam app after a photo is taken. Under a dithered B&W capture (of a coffee mug next to two remotes on a side table), the screen has “BitCam” written in the original Mac display font “Chicago”. Under that, from left to right, are trash barrel, globe, and floppy disc icons in a classic Mac style.
Shocked/wide-eyed emoji, in standard emoji yellow, with one eye edited narrower to match Patel’s doofy uneven I’M CAUGHT face.
A tortoiseshell cat wearing a soft head cone that looks like a sunflower. She’s sitting on the piece of plywood that was our kitchen table at the time.
SNL celebrity Jeopardy answer “colors that end in urple“
Still from garbage slop pretend AI video game with a red slashed circle symbol over an unrecognizable arrangement of shapes, and the text PPASSSING written below
A two year old boy dressed as Nibbler from Futurama. He’s walking down stairs from a house’s porch, and there is a pumpkin on each step.
A screenshot of FedEx tracking details for a package. The two highlighted rows show the package initially leaving the first FedEx facility in Raleigh, NC, USA on Thursday, 10/16 at 9:21 pm and arriving at their Concord, NC facility on Wednesday, 10/22 at 3:44 pm.
A pop-up window in a zoom meeting with the heading "Confirm your speaking language", followed by the text "It sounds like you might have switched to a different language. Please update it so we can provide better-quality transcription." Below is a drop-down menu with "Vietnamese" as the suggested language, followed by "Cancel" and "Save" buttons.
Screenshot of CPSC recall notice page. A pop-up window reads: "CPSC Activities During a Lapse in Appropriations: During the lapse in federal appropriations, CPSC will continue its critical work to protect the public from imminent threats to human life and property. This work includes screening hazardous products at ports, monitoring injury reports, and taking urgent enforcement actions such as product recalls. Previously scheduled meetings of the Commission and its staff will not take place during this period." The recall notice in the background describes an item containing sulfuric acid being sold without the acid in child-resistant packaging.
Screenshot of the top part of Google’s AI-generated search results for the search term “Qwerty keyboard layout”. The primary image is an illustration of a completely different keyboard layout (Colemak).
Guido and Luigi from the first Cars movie, frowning
Hindenburg blimp meme, with top image of intact Hindenburg flying with text “unlike u snowflakes im not so easily triggered” overlaid, and bottom image of Hindenburg exploding with text “MEDIA CRITICISM IS HYSTERIA” overlaid
Screenshot of the post being replied to, with the “AI Avatar or Banner” label circled
On a dilapidated looking “farm”, a cybertruck enters the frame from the right, pulling behind it a line of carts with people heading out to a corn maze
Screenshot of a zoom call, with faces obscured, except for a tortoiseshell cat’s head as she demands full attention
Screenshot of a US Department of Veterans Affairs newsletter. Visible text reads: "#VetResources is a weekly newsletter for Veterans, their families, caregivers, and survivors. Connect with Secretary Collins on X As you may be aware, funding for some government agencies, including portions of the Department of Veterans Affairs, expired at midnight this morning. President Trump opposes a lapse in appropriations, and on September 19, the House of Representatives passed, with the Trump Administration's support, a clean continuing resolution to fund the government through November 21. Unfortunately, Democrats are blocking this Continuing Resolution in the U.S. Senate due to unrelated policy demands. During the current lapse in funding, the vast majority of VA benefits and services will continue uninterrupted, but the government shutdown is not without consequences to VA. Here is what you need to know:"
Screenshot of a section of Nexstar’s list of US stations, showing the entry for Springfield MA. The station identified is WWLP.
Walmart item page screenshot of Design Toscano cherub decorations
The subject line of an NPR email reading "The Trump administration is building a national citizenship data system. And, how to prevent pelvic floor issues"
Screenshot of isup.me report for a site which has been obscured and labeled "work website" because it's my goddamned work website
A screenshot of the Allergy Plus app widget on my phone, showing the daily allergen forecast to be 0.8 (on a scale from 0-12), and listing the current prominent allergens in my area (grasses, oak, dock).
If you are National Guard or Active Duty military and you are being ordered to violate the Constitutional rights of US citizens then this is the number to the Gl Rights Hotline. There is support, you don't have to go through with it. tel:1-877-447-4487
A tortoiseshell cat curled up in a cat bed, looking back at the camera, unimpressed
The City Sports logo, which is the company’s name in all-caps, italic letters, with the words stacked on top of one another with minimum line spacing and right-justified. The words are in red on a white background.
Quark, a Ferengi character from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, is shown glowering. The caption reads "A FEMALE"
Ivanka Trump’s neighbor stands in front of her house with a glass of white wine, wearing a fur coat and a delighted expression while watching a protest (2017)
Another Nextdoor post from a third person, obscured, with the text: "You know this app is so funny. A joke really. There were multiple people that begged for money on here or offered to supposedly work for it. Nobody noticed that there was maybe one with merit. And that one was marginal because I offered him compensation for two different things thinking he would maybe pick one. No replies. When I posted a simple link to my Etsy store with a polite message all I got was one guy yelling at me. The only other thing I posted was asking someone if they knew of any apartments to let me know. There were people advertising them and they didn't even answer. You know what I'm struggling too and I never begged. I wouldn't on here anyway, but honestly I knew nobody would care anyway. Basically if anyone on here knows me please save someone else from something that isn't your business (this is meant for a very specific group and a particular reason. It's not meant for everyone). Otherwise you all take care. Otherwise I won't bother to answer anything trying to help. It's pathetic anyway."
Another Nextdoor post, name obscured, showing only the preview text: "WARNING: This post you may want to skip. I am a 76 year old Democrat and I have to get this off my chest. On November 5 we Democrats got Creamed, demolished, and WWE body slammed."
Screenshot of two successive posts by the same person (name and location obscured) in my Nextdoor feed, both posted on Christmas. Text of the bottom one: "dear credit karma, every month I get an email from you about how "awesome " my credit score is. I really dont need to be reminded of that fact. simple reasoning is, I am 55, and never had a a girlfriend to spend money on. decades of rejection. my grandfather years ago advised me to get as many credit cards as i can. but then over the years, I just never used them and let the credit card companies close the accounts cause I had no reason to use em. now I have congestion heart failure. hospital wants my credit card info. I made it clear I am working on a " do not resuscitate" letter. stop trying to cheer me up. your not helping. I am gonna die soon, taking 6 medication. hospital that doesn't get it, and a credit score that is "awesome" and no one to hold my hand in bed." Text of the top one: "well, i finished writing my own eulogy. didn't want some priest or elder, or some hull high school guidance teacher speaking for me."
Map with Toyota, Japan centered
Screenshot of a webmd page with the heading “Burning tongue syndrome” followed by the text “Some postmenopausal women get this syndrome, which makes the tongue feel as if it has been burned.”
Screenshot of scam text message purporting to be from the USPS, saying an incoming parcel can’t be delivered due to an invalid zip code, followed by the reply “Tell your mother to be more careful with the address label when she sends me her dirty underwear”
Ian McNiece as Bert Large in the TV show Doc Martin, wearing a beanie and green apron and reading a newspaper, with the beach of a Cornwall fishing village in the background.
A 2 year old boy in blue and white striped pajamas stacks a mini fire engine on top of 8 other toy vehicles on a plate. Almost out of frame in the foreground is a piece of half-eaten toast atop a drink coaster.
A screenshot of known asshole Matt Yglesias’ bsky profile stating that the account has been blocked by the blocklist “Shinigami Eyes”
Weather alert menu showing a Red Flag warning beginning at 7 am and a Coastal Flood warning beginning at 8 am.
David Tennant as the Doctor, standing in a pouring rain, looking mournful but resigned
Error message stating that account has been suspended
iPhone screenshot of “Genoci” having already been typed but the autocomplete is only suggesting Genomics and Genomic