Evan Hildreth

@oddevan.com

149 Followers 97 Following

How long should it take somebody before they can be someone? he/him | https://eph.me/

Clip from “The Emperor’s New Groove” where Kronk says “oh yeah, it’s all coming together”
Picture of a disc golf basket with a blue disc (Innova Fox) lying about three feet away. The tee pad is marked in the background with a red pin. There is a line of trees between the basket and the pin.
Photo of an Apple CarPlay display (taken while the car was not in motion) saying: Privacy Information: When you're not driving, open Music on your iPhone and review the privacy information. A “dismiss” button exits the music app.
Screenshot of the Bluesky profile for @oddevan.com. The bio reads "How long should it take somebody before they can be someone?", a line from the song "Typical" by MuteMath which was linked to in the previous post.
Text message saying You earned a reward from Mountain Goat! Download Cash App to redeem
Several fast food chain signs and slogans hilariously misspelled. Highlights include “Weedy’s old fashioned HURGUSBURGUS”, “SBUBBY: eef freef”, and “A&A AAAAAAAA”
Photo of a DuckDuckGo web search for “lando caddy” with the results being stories about the Formula One driver Lando Norris and a golf caddy.
Exchange on Twitter: Patrick D. Jenkins says “If the beef is never frozen, then how do you guys keep it fresh?” Wendy’s replies with “REFRIGERATORS”
Screenshot from a McDonald’s mobile order: your order (voice code KJ52)
A 16 ounce can of “purely GVL” which is lightly carbonated Greenville tap water. The label is white with black text and an illustration of a rabbit.
Screenshot from an Amazon listing. Headline is What's in the box. A single bullet point follows that simply says NO.
Screenshot from Animal Crossing New Horizons. The player character is standing in the rain on a path next to a pond near some bamboo. They are wearing a black bucket hat and a floral raincoat. They are holding up a frog towards the camera and holding a fishing pole away from the camera. The caption says ‘I caught a frog! Or it's a new neighbor...and I have some apologizing to do.’
Evan circa 2006 on an abandoned railroad track in baggy jeans, a flannel shirt, and a navy blue bucket hat with madcrasher.com screen-printed onto it.
A picture of me in front of the tall grass.
Three characters that I call Red, Green, and Blue. Red is a faun with brown fur and hair and two small grey horns; they are wearing grey-brown pants, a white shirt, and a red scarf. Green is a wyvern with green scales and feathers, with blue feathers at the tip of their tail and the beginning of their forehead. Blue is a human with brown hair and thick black glasses. They are wearing blue jeans and a blue pullover hoodie. Green his hugging Red and Blue; Red is hugging them back, but Blue is hanging off the ground with the wind knocked out of them.
A photo of a fox with orange fur lying on the ground with its front paws over its eyes.
Screenshot from Gumroad saying You are not eligible to publish or schedule emails. Please ensure you have made at least $100 in sales and received a payout.
Screenshot from Dame’s alt text checker showing that @oddevan.com has alt text on 32 out of 35 image posts for a score of 91.43%.
PHP code: foreach ($services as $service) { if(!class_exists($service) { continue; }
Screenshot from an email from YouTube TV: To keep up with the rising cost of content and the investments we make in the quality of our service, we’re updating our monthly price from $72.99/month to $82.99/month starting January 13, 2025.
A dark blue Volkswagen Golf parked at an angle inside a parking spot. The spot has the business’ roadside sign inside it, reducing the available space and making the spot non-viable for larger cars. The Golf is tucked nicely between the sign pole on the left and a set of utility pole tethers on the right with just enough space to open the drivers side door.
A list of twitter accounts: oddEvanDotCom, madcrasher, _smolblog, PillTimerApp, and oddEvan
A purple and pink aurora in the sky framed by silhouettes of trees
A screenshot of a PHPUnit test coverage report. An abstract function declaration is highlighted in red, indicating no test coverage. There is no code in the function, as it is an abstract function declaration. And before anyone asks, yes, that function is called in subclasses.
Certificate showing that I am user number 313,941 on Bluesky.
Video of a couple of recording outtakes. The first has me burp halfway through and mutter "just tasted lunch" while the second has me trip over my words, blow a raspberry, and say "me and my stupid joke". I plan on fully captioning the full video (including the outtakes), so I apologize for the lack of captions at the moment.
A webpage mocked up to have the interface of a circa-2002 Nokia mobile phone with a back, action, and scroll buttons. The current screen is home, the action button is for alerts, the scroll buttons are for numbers. There are 3 bars of signal.
A Pikachu in a lab coat and two others at a console. Caption says please don't patronize me m'am although i am cute i am one of the nations leading physicists
A panel from the Penny Arcade webcomic where Tycho is standing with his arms over his head yelling “Vindication!” while Gabe looks on in either confusion or exasperation.
Screenshot from the “Monday Blues” music video from My Little Pony showing the main character looking in her bathroom mirror at her very messy hair. The bottle of shampoo to the side of the mirror looks suspiciously like Mane and Tail Shampoo.
A painting of a pipe that is captioned in French: In fact, it’s on ethics in video game journalism.
A picture of a laptop on a Starbucks table, a drink on one side and a pastry on the other. Captioned “4 years ago”
A fake tabloid with the headline: All your base are belong to us!
Screenshot of a color scheme with four colors in four shades.
A color palette with red, golden-brown, red, and grey in foreground and background colors and all in light and dark modes.
A post on Mastodon from the account @oddevan@REDACTED that simply says hiya!
Black and white picture of a guitar captioned: Best single line from a song. Not best chorus, not best verse, not best bridge. Just one line.
Evan’s left hand holding a cube with a keyboard key on each side.
A series of post titles that, in reverse order, reads as the chorus and second verse to “Vertigo” by U2.
Screenshot with white text on a red background: Error from Smolblog: Call to a member function toString() on string
Screenshot from the Stripe public dashboard. The entry for businesses having their best day ever on Stripe is 9,001.
A picture of Brennan Lee Mulligan as the CEO of Oreo saying “You are a babbling fool, and we have built a temple to madness.”
Screenshot from Mastodon. Evan asks: if the finger tap for the Apple Watch only works when it’s being looked at, does that mean it can’t be used as a no-look slide clicker? John Gruber responds in the affirmative.
A Micro-dot-blog sticker on top of a laptop next to a Smolblog sticker
Portrait photo of Toby
Picture of the “Magic Golden Flower” card from Disney’s Lorcana trading card game
A picture of an iPhone 8 that is swollen on one side, indicating a failed battery.
Fluttershy (from My Little Pony) saying “yay” very quietly as she does.
Screenshot with Sam Reich captioned: Dropout, launched 2018. Implied is Sam's catchphrase: I've been here the whole time.
Screenshot of the show 'Game Changer' from CollegeHumor saying: Streaming is a game changer. Tonight's guests...
Tim Cook making a face like someone just poured ketchup on a beautifully cooked steak.
A code linter flagging a code comment saying 'Comments may not appear after statements.'
The top of a page with an ‘X’ logo followed by the phrase ‘Sign in to Twitter’
Screenshot of Twitter with tweets from @_smolblog and @pilltimerapp both saying ‘Logging in so I don’t get deleted. Link in bio.’