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@odinsbeard.bsky.social

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Don't panic. He/him.

Absolute Batman #1
A still of a video from the mariners game with the caption “A crowd of shirtless skinny dudes being shown on the Jumbotron as Otters at Pride Night for the Mariners - I love Seattle.” The Jumbotron says “WE OTTER RALLY.”
A flyer for “gays eating garlic bread in the park”
Screenshot of a tweet by Troy Johnson that reads: You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me." Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle.'
George W Bush 9/11 meme that reads “sir, a second spider has bitten my penis”
Photo of a signpost in Seattle. The G in the word “Gum wall” has been partially blacked out to look like a C
"Chanh Muối Gin Barrel Farmhouse Ale - 6.0% ABV - We combined our gin-barrel-aged farmhouse ale with chanh muối, a Vietnamese salted preserved lime often used in a sweet, salty, and sour lemonade. We love the way the pickled lime plays off the herbaceous, fruity notes of the gin-barrel-aged blonde base."
Photo of shohei ohtani with a headline that says “one more inch”
Photo of lucky envelope brewing “yinz jawn” Pennsylvania lager
Bumper sticker that says “Jesus is my copilot and we’re cruising for pussy.” Also one that says “keep abortion legal and safe.”
Seattle Torrent entering the ice at climate pledge arena
Norm Macdonald as Burt Reynolds on SNL
Anakin/Padme meme: “THE SUPREME COURT STRUCK DOWN TRUMPS TARIFFS.” “SO BUSINESSES WILL LOWER THEIR PRICES?” “BUSINESSES WILL LOWER THEIR PRICES, RIGHT?”
Promotion for CJ Jackson bobble head giveaway for the January 20 game between the Toronto Sceptres and Seattle Torrent at Climate Pledge Arena.
Johnson has alerted the California Department of Fish and Wildlife, which set up more cameras and has tried, unsuccessfully, to lure the bear out. Several weeks ago, the department set up a trap: a large metal cage sprayed with cherry and caramel scents. A bear was found inside it on Dec. 16, but officials said it was the wrong bear.
Brewery sticker for Holy Mountain brewing that says “no racists - no sexists - no homophobes - no tasting flights”
Text chain that says: No, I know what a battle tag is l mean is it literally his battle tag? I guess it was lol sir I worked at blizzard Fair point Damn i just got owned
An ad on X for Chipotle, that claims to have no delivery fee, has been community noted. The note states that prices are 30% higher on delivery versus pickup.
Phillies fan Karen who argued with a kids manager (dad) until she got a home run ball back
Photo of Dubs, a husky puppy, mascot for the University of Washington.
Poster selfie wearing a shirt advertising “Les Frères Heureux,” a fictional restaurant from the sitcom “Frasier.”
Concert highlights: winds teacher thanked us for locking in.[redacted] face when a kid dropped his clarinet Sounds like someone is killing sufjan stevens Saxophone looks really difficult How do the teachers keep a straight face?
Screenshot of Benny Johnson tweeting condolences to Scott Adams re: prostate cancer, retweeted by Christoper Barrett.
Screenshot of an email that says: ATTENTION: Please be cautious with emails originating outside the organization. Do not click links or open attachments unless you recognize the sender and know the content is safe. IMPORTANT SECURITY NOTICE Due to a recent rise in security breaches in our industry, the Government has mandated higher information security standards. As passwords are the primary mechanism of defense against unauthorized access, we are being required to check the complexity of all employees' passwords and recommend changes if they fall short of the standards. Please assist us in being compliant and visit https://passwordtest/strength-pw.com to test the strength of your passwords. Failure to do so may result in your account being locked out. Thank you for your cooperation,
Coffee mug with a picture of a fried egg that says “over everything”
Recipe for seven layer bars. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Crumple and press parchment in small (9x12 inch) pan. Crust: 150 g smashed graham crackers, .5 C melted butter, .5 tsp salt, 2 Tbsp sugar. Mix in bowl, smash flat into pan, cover with .5 can (7 ounces) sweetened condensed milk. Mix heaping .5 C each of butterscotch chips, shredded coconut, semi sweet chocolate chips, and pecans pieces. Pour into pan, level, press down, drizzle rest of sweetened condensed milk. Bake 30-35 min. Let cool.
Meme celebrating the mention of “sports argument stadium” on the “this week in atrocity” bonus podcast.
The user behind this account wearing a bootleg Shohei Ohtani Dodgers jersey
Body Paint IPA from Reuben’s Brews. It is a purple beer.
It’s Scott, drinking a beer
Milhouse showing Bart a handful of pogs with caption "Remember Spawn? He's back, in COD form."
Post to baldurs gate 3 subreddit that says “my penis disappeared and I finally figured out why”
A picture of a television with a movie about dogs titled “Mission Possible.”