Offa’s Tyke

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I’m a muddy, medieval masterpiece and a bit of a cheeky ditch.

George and Charlotte looking bored at Wimbledon Men’s Final 2026.
Clacton Showdown mini game
Andy Burnham giving his speech in Manchester on 29.06.26 and a little jibe towards the press sat at the back of the room.
Trump almost kissing man he awarded medal to.
Anthonia Bance MP (quote) “Absolutely infuriating that one of my colleagues has decided that what Parliament should focus on in the coming months - given everything going on in the world and here at home - is bringing back the assisted dying bill. Head in hands.”
Trump’s name being removed from the Kennedy Centre LIVE on YouTube. LOL!
Duolingo app icon “update” scrawled in Microsoft Paint by a toddler.
Nazi saluting Reform candidate who had to step down (when this photo emerged) is now recruited as an aide to Dan Thomas in the Senedd.
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The enshittification of Duolingo continues with stupid fucking outfits to collect. Just piss off already.
Injured blackbird in garden.
Photo of a moth on an egg box from a home moth trap in Hampshire. Think it’s a Great Prominent.
King Charles presents the orange one at The White House dinner with a bell from the submarine, HMS Trump. It is gold with the word ‘Trump 1944’ engraved on it. Apt for a President who is thought of as a massive bellend for many.
Portable Solar Charger advertised by Aldi (April 2026)
Electoral communication from Reform UK. Letters in English and Welsh with two cunts shown in the letterhead.
Trump says ‘a whole civilisation will die tonight’ if Iran does not make a deal
Fucking advert for GB fucking news on fucking App Store! Fucking arseholes!
Unhinged video showing Nintendo Wii Sports cut in with bombings in Iran.
How Westminster Works …and Why It Doesn’t. Book by Ian Dunt. Taken out of the House of Commons Library by Hannah Spencer. Screenshot of the book taken from her Instagram reel on the day she was sworn in as an MP for Gorton and Denton.
Copy of March’s edition of Byline Times with Epstein story on the front cover and the words Darkness Visible in large letters.
Famous photo of a couple exposed for having an affair at a Coldplay concert have Jeffrey Epstein and Andrew Windsor’s faces superimposed on them. The photo of Andrew is from when he left the police station after his arrest in February 2026.
March issue of Byline Times cover. Shows the people involved in the Epstein files and the text “Darkness Visible” in large letters.
This bellend wants to track your face while you’re out and about. (Mark Zuckerberg)
Lib Dem flyer with dubious stats on them winning over Labour, Plaid Cymru and Reform at the Senedd Elections.
Digitally altered "Board of Peace" sign changed to "Bored of Peace" with political tyrants sat underneath it.
Letter from Reform UK with a photo of a git and a stamped envelope.
BBC headline “Starmer about to outline digital ID scheme to curb illegal working in the UK”
The Euros Icelandic 2025 team celebrating. “In a world full of Kardashians, be a dóttir!”
Guardian pop up banner saying how Trump is disappointed in Elon. Most ridiculous breaking news on record.
Altered news headline that says “After meeting JD Vance, the pope… (text changed to) died”
Text that reads: Most non-science AI breakthroughs seem to fizzle out this way. Almost nothing made by an algorithm has left a lasting impression, probably because no life was involved in its creation. Generative art is an oxymoron.
Humanists UK - 100% score from quiz
Copy of How Westminster Works …and why it doesn’t. By Ian Dunt
Map of the Americas with Canada and Mexico but the USA renamed to Karen.
Phil Moorhouse from YouTube channel, A Different Bias, highlighting YouTube viewers in charts and highlighting the 9 million views the Daily Mail’s poison makes in comparison.
Phil Moorhouse from YouTube channel, A Different Bias, highlighting YouTube viewers im charts across political parties and independent commentators.
Trump baselessly blames DEI and Democrats for Washington DC plane crash - headline in The Guardian
Sky News showing their contempt and misogyny towards Rachel Reeves by continuing to call her “Rachel from accounts” in a news feed.
Two books. How Westminster Works and Why It Doesn’t by Ian Dunt and Fascism by Ian Dunt & Dorian Lynskey
No censorship for hashtag against Biden
Meta blocked search result for #january6th
The search term #democrat blocked on Instagram.
Secreenshot of a search for #january6th hidden from Meta’s Instagram
Bluesky stats on users coming to platform showing 28,064,017 current users and a rate of 2.7 users per second signing up.
“What a week huh” “Captain, it’s Wednesday” - TinTin cartoon
Meta to get rid of factcheckers and recommend more political content - headline in The Guardian
Meta global affairs chief Nick Clegg to be replaced by Republican Joel Kaplan - Financial Times article
Rolling Stone Headline that says ‘Facebook and Instagram to unleash ai-generated “users” no one asked for’ with a photo of Mark Zuckerberg.
Save The Observer flyer being distributed in London on 4th October 2024.
Blue text on white that says “Bluesky User Count. 16,056,147”