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A forearm tattoo of the Python programming language log. It has a chunky black outline, and is filled with a circuitboard pattern, in all the colours of the Progress flag. It looks really keen. 😀
A view of Lumen Field from the upper bowl. The sky is a deep blue and the grass.a gorgeous deep green
Star Trek TOS title panel with "We Have The Meats"
Me, with a pink unicorn on my shoulder. The unicorn is wearing a Torrent kerchief. I'm wearing the Kraken Pride jersey from this season, with a blazing bright rainbow unicorn as the S logo.
The Bluesky muted words and tags page. "silver", "gold", "medal", "team", "olympic", "goal" and "hockey" muted for a day
A donation receipt from the PSF, showing $1,000 donated
A photo of a form from Edmonton Public Schools, titled "Fairness and Safety in Sport confirmation form". The form's instruction text reads: In accordance with the Fairness and Safety in Sport Act that came into effect on September 1, 2025, this confirmation form is required under the Government of Alberta's Fairness and Safety in Sport Act and associated Fairness and Safety in Sport Regulation. Under this legislation, athletes 12 and older wishing to participate in a female-only league (team), class (this does not include physical education class) or division of a relevant sport, must submit a signed Fairness and Safety in Sport confirmation form prior to participation (including try-outs and practices). The purpose of this confirmation is to confirm your child athlete's eligibility for participation in a female-only league (team), class or division of a relevant sport under the provincial legislation. This requirement applies to athletes aged 12 and older wishing to participate in a female-only league (team), class or division of a relevant sport This form is to be completed by the parent/legal guardian and be returned to the school. Once the school receives the signed confirmation form for your child, this form will support all future participation in activities outlined under the Fairness and Safety in Sport Act at a Division school. To support this the confirmation form will be retained on your child's school record. (The form fields follow)
A frame from the video for Kirin J Callinan's "Big Enough"; the frame shows Jimmy Barnes screaming in a cloudy sky.
A freeze frame of a hockey game between EDM and FLA. The score is 3-3 and there are 42.3 seconds left in the first overtime period. Edmonton has a 5-4 advantage. The centre of the image is one single Oilers player with the puck. 4 Panthers player surround him in a cross formation. The whole team, covering one player.
Presidents Zelenskyy and Trump seated in the Oval Office. Zelenskyy looks towards the camera with an expression that can best be described as indicating “what the actual fuck is this guy going on about?” while Trump, his hands spread in his characteristic gesture, has an angry expression, with his mouth open, clearly berating Zelenskyy
A very, very white police officer, with close cropped hair and a smile that says “I already planted the drugs on you”. The caption of the photo simply says “White”
The "If those kids could read they'd be very upset" meme's bottom panel
The Simpsons meme where Mo is throwing Barney out of the bar, only to have Barney show up again behind him. Barney is labeled “Tanya Woo” and Mo is labeled “Seattle voters”
A certificate of authenticity for lot #108 of The Neil Gaiman Collection Signature® Auction, signed by Neil Gaiman
A selfie of the poster in an Edmonton Oilers jersey, with his face blocked by a Seattle Kraken scarf held by his partner.