Andrew Allen

@often.codes

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i attempt to speak to rocks and make them think

concerned cat
world cup 2026 bronze final
pay that man his money
taskmaster: joe impresses a mayor with 42 calippos and beer
USA player Folarin Balogun with studs out the opponent's now twisted ankle
it's not you, it's a completely blank image
ui issue
luce is sad by Shadow_Chevy (https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/129561920)
Rehman Chishti
queen lizzard, back from the dead
I present: $100 of groceries.
Adric from Doctor Who. Dies by crashing into Earth wiping out the dinosaurs
thank you david miliband for your 2nd preference. vote for yvette
sajid and rishi enjoying a trip to the cinema to watch Star Wars
I’m not going anywhere
planet of the apes: You maniacs!… You blew it up!… Ah, damn you!… God damn you all to hell!!
poll by mrbeast
andor scene with human body used to absorb bodies
template used by uksv with red boxes for high concern and clearance not recommended
columbo chad looking like he’s about to say “just one more thing” or “where were you on the night of the murder?”
wait..human space travel is an opportunity to meme always has been
payton🌱 @paytmitch · 8h you know what gives me more hope for the future than almost anything? the fact that libraries still exist. IF YOU DONT HAVE A LIBRARY CARD, GO GET ONE!! i have listened to 12 FREE audiobooks this year using mine. $WHACKD @DavidSRobinson1 · 1h Ever heard of the internet? payton🌱 @paytmitch yeah it’s free at the library 8:01 AM · 6/6/22 · Twitter for iPhone
You completed 100 jumps 2 attempts
You completed 100 jumps 176 attempts
88 of 100 jumps
Game over. You survived 84 of 100 jumps
Popover with text: “Game over. You survived 60 of 100 jumps.” Button below with text “Retry”
us bomber avoiding european airspace between uk and iran
kingdom of heaven
40.83/50
infinite modal
man riding nuclear bomb from dr strangelove
ted movie quote: nah it's okay. i'm sorry you have to deal with that
In August 2022 the claimant forwarded a message on a private Messenger Group to about six colleagues, which contained a series of comments which were highly offensive and derogatory towards people whose racial origins was in Pakistan, in the context of there having been a substantial loss of life.
absolute cinema, chara from deltarune holds their hands up
Six minutes left, six minutes left!
Yes I was yelling at you I was knocking on the door for a good 10 minutes NO REPLY then I had to phone you to get you to open the door, next time you order a delivery be prepared to accept it in time !!!!!!!!!!
I...worked on this story for a year...and...he just...he tweeted it out.
funny face angle
screenshot of code
wheelchair user, on hover they push the wheel and it spins
squints eyes meme
just eat site with milk in the search bar
Avenge Garry Kasparov by Defeating Deep Blue
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We started 2025 at $1 billion in run-rate revenue and passed $5 billion just eight months later. This makes Anthropic one of the fastest-growing technology companies in history.
For security, we deleted your answers
hey, you're an artist right? yeah. will you illustrate my comic book idea. there's no money involved but it'll get you lots of exposure. oh cool, speaking of exposure, *shows butt*
Them: Can you produce our album for us? We can't pay but it will be great exposure. Me: You have died of exposure
harry hill, fight!
Vovchansk
Lee Pace, respectfully
curry's website, lots of script tags!
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simpsons general addressing cadets
typing milk into justeat
Twenty examples of special periodic solutions to the three-body problem
empty shelves apart from lloyd's grossman sauces
it's not called Your Party!