Ben Evans

@ogkittylyst.bsky.social

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Cisqueer author / educator / software eng known for #architecture #performance #observability #Java #JVM Chaos acc: #cats #antifascism #queer >> #tech Cornishman in Barcelona. He / him. More: @kittylyst@mastodon.social

Image shows a Blakes 7 title screen with a fake episode title: "It Fucken Wimdy" by Some Fox idk
Image shows a groundhog with prominent teeth.
Image shows a wearable robotic tail intended to improve balance.
Image shows Patrick Stewart kneeling on the floor, struggling to untangle a set of Xmas lights. The text reads: "I wish there were only four lights", referencing one of his greatest episodes as Captain Picard.
Image shows a very ugly new build British house. It looks like a low-res asset from a video game.
Rosena Allin-Khan is a Labour MP, and on the vast majority of issues follow instructions from their party and vote the same way as other Labour MPs. In the last year, Rosena Allin-Khan has an alignment score of 94% with other MPs of their party (over 329 votes).
A list of 10 pledges that Keir Starmer made when he was campaigning for the Labour leadership. He has broken every single one of them.
A version of the "American Chopper" argument meme, but both protagonists are possums that are just screaming at each other.
Headline: Partially blind fan heading to Exeter FA Cup match
Image shows a snarling black cat with the pink text "First of all, I'm a delight"
Image shows Shrek flying & surrounded by clouds.
Image shows the "Dog vs werewolf" meme with "Terfs in their chums articles" vs "Terfs in the lived experience of anyone who's met them"
Image shows the famous Superman poster about inclusivity and "Unamerican" talk.
Image shows Susan Sontag in a bear onesie.
Image shows a plaque at the École Polytechnique commemorating the massacre of 1989-12-06 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89cole_Polytechnique_massacre
DEFEND OUR COMMUNITIES Sunday 19th October 1PM until the fascists are gone. MANCHESTER SOUTH HOTEL FALLOWFIELD M14 6AF
Images shows the classic Ska "Rude Boy / Rude Girl" image. Important context here is that the woman who the original Rude Girl was modeled on, Brigitte Bond, was trans. And it weren't no thing. In 1979. Proving once and for all that modern transphobic hate is just manufactured culture war bullshit produced by some of the worst people on the planet.
Image shows the extremely visible track lines of Starlink satellites against the night sky. Inset is a small image of the USS Enterprise from the episode "The Tholian Web", by way of a darkly humorous juxtaposition.
Image is the animated "Crab Rave" meme gif.
Image shows a ginger cat lying on a heat pad on a sofa with his mouth open extremely wide.
Image is a parody of "baby changing" signs - a glyph of a femme-presenting person places a baby which is frankly not all that onto a changing shelf, then closes it, whereupon it is transformed into an extremely handsome black cat.
Headline: "MP to launch bill to target superyachts, private jets and fossil fuel producers" Subhead: "Bill would force major polluters to pay into fund for flood defences and home insulation - but has little chance of becoming law". ALT text provided by C&P'ing from Mastodon's OCR feature, which BSky *still* doesn't have.
Bayeux tapestry penis debate. (This is not a passphrase, btw)
Images shows a map of Arizona, and the complex structure of which parts of the state & native nations do or do not observe DST.