Oglaf Comics

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A comic by Oglaf. Scene 1. A wizard sets in his chamber near a window holding a sparrow on his finger. “Bring me news of prince Guillaume, sparrow” he says to the bird. The sparrow raises one wing and says, “Guillaume’s nerves jangled with desire as the countess caressed his stiffening cock.’Politics can be soo entertaining’ she purred.” “No, I mean fly to the palace and see what’s actually happening”, answers the wizard. “Uuugh” says the sparrow and flies away. Scene 2. The sparrow lands on another building’s window. We can see what is happening inside. A naked man wearing only boots and a crown is on his knees, his hands and his penis are tied up with a pink rope, his mouth is open. A woman in pink high-heels hessian boots, corset, and long gloves stands in front of him, bending over his face and spits in his mouth. Scene 3. The sparrow is back to the wizard. “Called it” it says to the wizard.
A comic by Oglaf. Two adventurers a man and a woman are in a some kind of dungeon made of stone blocks. They bend over a chest and explorer what is inside it. The man pulls out a bottle labeled “Potion of deliciousness”, he drinks from it but he absolutely doesn’t like the taste. “God, that’s disgusting,” he shouts. The woman takes the bottle from him and also takes a sip. She finds its contents disgusting as well. Both of them are confused. “Maybe it’s a potion that MAKES you delicious?” the man supposes. “Who would want that?” the woman asks back. The camera zooms out so we can see there’s a giant monster behind the ruins of the wall just next to the adventurers. “Who indeed?” says the monster rubbing his hands.
A comic by Oglaf. Scene 1. A young man (M) stands in a room full of books, boxes and old items. He holds a lamp in his hand a fume from which forms a jinn (J). M (confused): I wish I was better. J: Better at what? M: You know – just more good. J (annoyed): I know what ‘better’ means you little shit. I need an actionable wish. M: Fuuuuck, I wish you were less of a cunt. J: That… is actually a thing. Scene 2. Bing! A top hat appears on a jinn’s head an a monocle appears in his eye. J (slyly): How else may I serve you, you festering ass-flap? M (angrily): Hang on, you’re not more polite. You’re just dressed slightly fancier. J: Bitch, if you’re going to be vague I have to interpret.
A comic by Oglaf. Scene 1. A man in a classical wizard dress (M) stands in front of a closed door in a massive structure. Above the door there is a block with low relief eyes and mouth (B). B: Do not enter or something terrible will happen. M: Eh, terrible things happen all the time. I need more details. B: What do you mean? M: Will the thing happen to me specifically? Or is it more sort of universal? B (confused): Ooo- I’ve been guarding this tomb for centuries, I never even thought to ask. M: Wanna come in and find out? B: Yeah! Scene 2. The block jumps out of the wall, his little legs and arms appears... Scene 3. The man and the block fight different enemies. The man casts spells and attacks with light beams, the block uses a ball-and-chain flail or a sword. Scene 4. The block sits in a tavern, drinks beer and talks to strangers (S). B: On that day I became Adventure Block. S: What happened to the other guy? B: Killed by a spike trap. It was terrible.
A roughly drawn comic by Oglaf. Scene 1. A naked man (M) with a snail-like shell tied up to his back walks and sings, “Single shells, single shells, single all the way”. Near the door “Mollusc speed dating”, a giant crab (C) in a T-short “Security” stops him. C: Oi! No mammals! M: Whaaaaat? I demand to speak to the manager! C: You can’t — there’s a baby in it. M: Then I demand to speak to the baby! Scene 2. A muscular body with a manger instead of a head appears, an arrogant-looking baby (B) with a halo around his head seats there. B: It’s my birthday. But I’m sick of your presence. M: Baby Jesus! They said you were dead! B: Nobody puts baby in a coroner. M: Aw, lemme in — I just want the seafood buffet. B: Well, first you need to get past the… Vegan option! Scene 3. An angry ear of corn in a Christmas hat runs towards the man, beats him up with a nunchaku and runs away. M: I wouldn’t take this shit from regular corn. But somehow Christmas corn is just so damn festive!