the manatee

@ogmanatee.bsky.social

251 Followers 258 Following

you're on the internet talking to a sea cow. what did you expect?

photo of a black car (lotus) license plate says ADD3MANA. with a photo of the black lotus card from magic the gathering.
Norman Rockwell standing man
headline from the takeout: America's average drinker is now an elder millennial.
linked in profile pic of Leah crews aka hael swerc
awful Maryland flag tattoo with the word maryland
leo pointing at camera
Norman Rockwell standing man painting
screenshots of getting called racist over chili.
a text exchange between me and my employee referencing the amount of girldick on my tl
confused white guy saying "you guys have dms?"
the post from above
the same posted repeated like 30 times.
not all men but definitely tbis fucking guy
four panel Galaxy brain meme: panel 1: calling everyone either he or she panel 2: calling everyone by their preferred pronouns panel 3: calling everyone comrade panel 4: calling everyone a cunt
chad meme captioned: they all did
four panel comic of two guys talking panel 1: guy 1 says "I made $400.05 sucking dicks last night." panel 2: g2 says "who gave you the nickel" while smiling panel 3: g1 "they all did" panel 4: g2 looks horrified ☹️
disappointed
two guys on a bus, one glum and sad looking at a wall, the other happy looking out over a sun filled valley. the glum one is captioned "gets paid to suck dick at the dick sucking factory" the happy one is captioned "sucks dick for the love of the game"
pick axe giving lobotomy to wojak
picture of Warner herzog captioned: dear america: you are waking up, as Germany once did, to the awareness that 1/3 of your people would kill another 1/3 while 1/3 watches.
screenshot of current post with funny weed number of reports and likes
man made out of Legos with arms up but the arms turn into a ladder the man is climbing
fish with teeth
Washington post headline "us seeks 33 years in prison for proud boys tarrio in Jan 6 attack"
full back tattoo of Fred dursts face.
picture of mug with words "I can't even"
picture of coffee mug with the words "I can't even"
bugs bunny maitre d meme: I wish allmy family a very go fuck yourself
screenshot from twitter, photo of mitch McConnell having a seizure at a podium captioned "nobody wants to work anymore"
two big Ben's with London busses flying into them a la the twin tower on 9/11
fries with ketchup and mayo
think. prepare for war. attack.
comic book cover titled: daffy dick and Spiro t. pig.
four panel comic of two dinosaurs at a book store. frame 1: Dino 1 says can I help you frame 2: Dino 2 says yes I was looking for something that would help me. frame 3: but all these seem designed to help my boss. frame 4: closeup of the books titled: work your way to happiness, how to be content with less, 100 productivity hacks, and hate your job? change your mindset.
charcuterie board with cheese, cocaine, cold cuts, weed, condoms, liquor, etc.
comic strip about how eating eggs is not eating chicken fetuses but chicken periods
ocean gate submarine
guy explaining to girl meme.
license plate saying "log off" reserved for the most acute cases of brain worms.
Pepperidge farms meme: remember when the "shitposters" were mad at dril
hyenas from lion king
a smoke filled room
headline saying: dennis prager: Albert Einstein wasn't a particularly bright man outside if science. above an image of the stupidest person you could imagine
the goat
jarjar banks dressed up like barbie. caption jarjarbie.
a photo of the man with the lowest ratio of intelligence to moneyim history.
dick Tracy talking into his apple watch saying you tellin me a crab ran this goon?
picture of my profile header and the follower number is the funny sex number.
frog sitting in mud captioned unbothered. wet. happy. in my goop. stopped up. squelching.
donald trump looking at pizza like he wants to fuck
cheese dripping out of pizza crust like cum
little boy holding a gun and crying
image of an ocean gate submersible captioned with the headline: ocean gate submersible offered for sale.