Ted Berg

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A body like Arnold with a Denzel face

A copy of Robert A. Heinlein’s Farnham’s Freehold, to be returned to the Little Free Library from whence it came with a newly added post-it note disclaimer that reads, “WARNING: This book sucks.”
Photo of a car double-parked in the bike lane next to a wide open parking lane.
A 90s-style script Green Bay packers cap.
A photo of a projector tv showing the end of the Knicks game with rabbit ear antenna in the foreground.
“Vanilla Ice’s professionalism was very much noted and appreciated by the White House.”
A drawing of a red, green-haired dog-like creature with the caption “Blood!!! Blood!!!!!! Blood!!!!!!! ded”
A screengrab from NYTimes.com showing Jack Schlossberg, probably discussing his eponymous “system” or “the implication.”
A screengrab of Madison Bumgarner’s baseball reference page showing his Team-Roping Rodeo Competition Winnings
Screenshot of a bad Nextdoor post about ebikes
A “coming soon” sign in a storefront window advertising the “crunchiest hot chicken in NYC.”
A mailer from NY congressional candidate Alex Bores
Screengrab from linked post
A bird that doesn’t seem like it belongs on the playground
A screen grab from RottenTomatoes of the documentary Melania, showing a 10% critic score and somehow a 99% score among verified audience members
A screengrab of Carlos Beltran's incredible "I hope you have enjoyed chewing gum today." tweet
A Taco Bell taco with hidden lava sauce.
Moribund
A screengrab from the Wikipedia page of DD Palmer, founder of chiropractic medicine and total kook.
Pants with the inscription “William stole my heart and owns my ass” and what appears to be the Grinch’s hand pinching the right buttock
Some dipshit doing racism
A bag of Munch King snack chips feat. Yankees outfielder Jasson Dominguez.
Supermarket aisle labels advertising Greek, Polish, Italian, Mexican, Puerto Rican, Colombian, Ecuadorian, Peruvian, Brazilian and Argentinean specialty food sections.
A passage from a Streetsblog article about how transit-friendly mayor-to-be Zohran Mamdani will traverse NYC.
Screenshot from a NY Times email blast about Kennedy family “scion” Jack Schlossberg. The blurb describes him as a “provocateur” - a well-known euphemism for “total asshole” - and includes a photo of Schlossberg looking like a total asshole.
A section of a Staten Island map with neighborhood names, including "Dongan Hills," "New Dorp," "New Dorp Beach," "Grymes Hill," and "Grasmere."
A transcript of the lyrics of Black Sabbath’s 1970 protest anthem “War Pigs.”
A screenshot from former MLB player Cesar Tovar's page the SABR bio project, referring to Tovar's nickname "Pepa e Burra." It notes that the nickname "refers to the genitals of a she-donkey!"
A transcript of an interview with former MLB catcher Jett Bandy about how his father was a bartender who did bottle-flipping tricks and trained Tom Cruise for the movie Cocktail.
Ohio senator Jon Husted making a very obvious lie face while lying
In a 2014 Sports Illustrated story, Ryan Braun revealed that teammate Carlos Gomez started "Googling rich-people conversations so he knows what to talk to wealthy people about" after signing a contract extension.
A screengrab of Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., a deeply stupid and undoubtedly dishonorable buffoon hellbent on killing children
NL East outfielders of the mid-2000s, remembered
Hockey prospect Boston Buckberger
Yankees pitcher David Robertson reacts sympathetically to catcher Gary Sanchez taking a foul tip directly to the penis area.