Mia Violet

@ohmiagod.bsky.social

1792 Followers 74 Following

Author | Queer | ADHD | Co-owner of Mittens | Also a big ol’ nerd who likes Warhammer, Magical Girls, TTRPGs, and other dorky goodness 🎀 💖 She/her

A screenshot from a phone of photo albums. On the left is Mia and Vox Short, in the middle is Mia, and to the right is Fat Mia. The photos of Mia are both of Mia. Fat Mia has freshly dyed hair and red lipstick, regular Mia is without makeup, she’s smiling softly in both.
A few photo of Mittens the brown tabby cat, he’s asleep sideways leaning against a wooden panel and twisting his body awkwardly while sleeping.
A photo of Mittens the brown tabby cat on a green carpet, he appears to be laughing with his eyes closed and having a whale of a time.
A photo of a Spider-Man figurine where he’s posed to be looking over his shoulder provocatively and pushing out his booty in a way that Tyra Banks would be proud of.
A photo of Mittens the brown tabby cat laid on a bed and looking up with a rather shocked expression on his face.
A photo of 4 cute fluffy plushies of Pretty Cure faires. They all look like adorable cuddly animals.
A photo of Mittens the brown tabby cat sat on a blue duvet and looking somewhat off with the fairies, so to speak.
A scrumptious looking white chocolate buttocks.
A Warhammer model of a Custodes warrior holding a staff with a gun on the end. Their heavy armour is painted gold and they are stood proudly on a pile of rubble.
A photo of Mittens the brown tabby cat poking his head up from inside a bathtub.
A movie poster for the Chinese film The Shadow’s Edge, showing Jackie Chan and the other actors all looking very tense and worried in their own little squares.
A screenshot of the title screen of the new James Bond game 007 First Light. It shows a very young Bond in a jacket and with a gun.
A photo of a brown cat stood upright leaning on a banister. He has big eyes and his tongue very slightly out.
A screenshot of Mia’s profile showing 1.7K followers and 71 following.
A photo of the Angron model from Warhammer 40K. He’s a big angry demon man with an axe in one hand and a sword in the other. He has big wings and is posed as if he’s marching forward while yelling.
A photo of a Jabba the Hutt statue, he looks quite pleased while also somewhat sleepy.
A photo of Mittens the brown tabby cat sleeping on a bed. The camera is angled to show his fluffy belly fur.
A photo of a figurine of Queen frontman Freddie Mercury, in his iconic white vest and jeans outfit. He’s singing triumphantly into the microphone. In the background are two comic book figures cheering him on, the Joker and Harley Quinn.
A photo of Mia with pink hair and wearing a pink hoody. She’s smiling playfully while wearing pink lipstick. Behind her is a lot of Pretty Cure magical girl merchandise.
A photo of two boxes of dice for use with Warhammer. The left dice are green and translucent. The right dice are red with black pips and a meat like texture.
A photo of a Warhammer model, a big red demon who looks awfully angry and is wielding an axe in each hand. He’s not fully painted yet.
A photo of a Warhammer model, specifically a yellow armoured Space Marine with a sword in one hand and holding an item aloft in his other hand which looks like some sort of tooth or claw.
A screenshot of Mary Jane hovering behind a dude with a gun in eerie red lighting. She’s making heart hands, but sorta looks like she’s straight outta hell.
A screenshot from Spider-Man 2 of Mary Jane’s smiling face lit from below in an eerie manner.
A screenshot from the video game Spider-Man 2. Mary Jane is sitting on nothing as she floats in the air in a bedroom bathed in blood red light. In front of her is a soldier unaware and with his back turned.
A screenshot from the Nioh 3 demo of an elderly looking woman with her grey hair up in an elaborate style. Beside her is a glowing golden dragon spirit, because why not I suppose.
A photo of Mittens the brown tabby cat sleeping on a fluffy grey blanket. The photo is taken from close up. The blanket looks to be lying on something soft and round, because it is, it’s laid on Mia’s big belly.
A photo of a brown cocker spaniel sat on a wooden floor. He looks happy and has his mouth open with his big floppy tongue out.
A photo of Mittens the brown tabby cat taken from above where he’s curled up and sleeping. Amusingly, he’s curled into a shape that looks like the letter D.
A photo of Mittens the brown tabby cat. He’s snuggles into a grey blanket and seems to be looking back up at the camera with a knowing smile
A photo of Mittens the brown tabby cat stretched out on a grey blanket and sleeping. He has his paws out in front of him as if he’s playing piano.
A photo of a Coco plushie, the smiley yellow squirrel from PreCure 5.
A photo of Mittens the brown cat peaking his head out behind a red curtain. The text at the top reads “Mittens! How I left the streets and became a house cat” at the bottom his author name is listed as Mittens Short-Violet
A photo of the brown tabby cat Mittens. He’s laid on his back on a bed and is winking slyly while also poking his little pink tongue out just a tiny bit. He looks very adorable, in Mia’s opinion.
An image advertising that the Bleach anime characters are coming to the video game Fortnite. The cast are falling from the sky but look oddly pleased about it.
A screenshot from the video game showing Mia’s profile information and a set of characters she owns. Her username is OhMiaGod and her ID is 202133697-NAFJ
A screenshot of the game replicating an anime episode of Bleach. Two teenagers stand back to back ready to fight the monsters emerging into the park.
A photo of the pope at a microphone seemingly singing with his eyes closed, passionately.
A Warhammer model of the big bad demon boy Angron. He’s looking very angry! He’s got pale muscular skin and big purple wings. He’s carrying both an axe and a sword.
A Warhammer model of a blue space marine shooting his gun. He has a banner on his back but it’s just plain white with a red rim.
A photo of a Warhammer miniature. It’s a space marine painted black but with flecks of white snow on. The base is also covered in snowy effects.
A photo of two Warhammer space marine models. One is painted black and detailed. The other is purely white. Their bases are an icy blue colour. Behind them is a tabby cat, Mittens. He looks quite disinterested in the models.
A set of clear tubs filled with grey plastic Warhammer bits, on top of a green tray.
A photo of Mittens the brown tabby cat licking his own nose with his cute pink tongue.
A screenshot of an iPhone notes app which reads: March 2024 - Final stretch to get the amendment through, it’s doable. Can’t afford to pay staff though. Start of April 2024 - Took a hit from the press thanks to the whole murder coverup thing :( End of April 2024 - tally of withheld bills to sign: 4.7 + 12.3 + 6.3 + 4.3 + 5.8 ‎ = 33.4 90 - 33.4 ‎ = 56.6 minimum approval rating needed to get the votes If I manipulate the public through a blitz of executive orders, I can survive June
A photo of a Warhammer space marine model, the character is helmetless with a shaved head, and sorta looks like a cool butch lesbian.
A piece of artwork of the space marine Warhammer character Robute Guilliman with his blue and gold armour. He’s face palming while holding a cigarette, looking exhausted.
A photo of a brown tabby cat sleeping on a white bed with the duvet pulled over the bottom half of him. He’s got his eyes closed and looks very cute if I don’t say so myself.
A photo of a Warhammer model, specifically a space marine painted black. He had blonde hair and is pointing a green sword upwards and holding a knife in his other hand.
An image from the Supergirl comic series where she became a red lantern. She’s wearing the red lantern uniform which is, unsurprisingly, red with a long cape. Her caption reads “Can’t stop red ring! Can’t stop revenge!”
A screenshot from the Metal Gear Solid 3 remake of the character Ocelot, a blonde Russian man with a very handsome but arrogant face. It makes you want to pinch his cheek.
A white chaos space marine miniature which is aiming its gun in one hand menacingly and wailing a chain sword in the other. Of note it is covered in red splatter, so much that the model now looks very messy.
A picture of Mey Mey from Wonderful PreCure, the sheep fairy with small spectacles. He’s puffed himself up into a circular ball of floof while looking quite serious with his tiny cute closed mouth.
A painted purple chaos space marine model wielding two swords, one in each hand. He’s also armed with a knife because apparently he needs three blades despite only having two arms. He’s wearing a helmet with a pink plume on top. He’s on a silver base which definitely needs another coat of paint, which speaks to Mia’s laziness.
A photo of a box of the Gundam Card Game Starter Deck called Zeon’s Rush which contains 3 models of Zaku mobile suits from Gundam, they’re all posed ready for battle.
A controller for a Master System. A black rectangle with only two buttons.
A figure of the Beast Titan from Attack on Titan. And oddly proportioned monkey like man with a tiny head, long arms, and large torso.