Jessward Teach Born on a Beach 🏴‍☠️⚡️| #ForRhysie 🫶🏻

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she/her • sheffield (uk) • bi disaster • beatles fan • bicep enthusiast • competency kink survivor • he's so cute™ "if you don't like stuff, don't be a dick about it" ~ David Jenkins ❤️ #SaveOFMD #AdoptOurCrew #RhysDarbyFaction

Screenshot of Jess' phone notification showing a new Instagram follower with the name paul_mccartney5666
Screenshot of Jess' phone notification showing a new Instagram follower named taik_awaititi87
A screenshot of Rhys on the Bear Grylls thing climbing with the caption "biceps"
A screenshot showing Jess' Instagram icon next to Rhys' and Taika's
The bisexual flag
A screenshot of Rhys' Instagram playing a video from one of his shows. His head and shoulders are visible. Below is a comment left by someone (profile pic and username hidden) saying "Still strangley hot.🤷‍♀️ "
A picture of Nandor the Relentless in a too small t-shirt raising his arms and grinning at the camera. He is wearing rainbow gloves and has a rainbow feather boa around his shoulders. The text box reads: "Anonymous said: What's your sexuality" the answer underneath is "stupid"
A morphed image of (young) Paul McCartney and Rhys Darby
A screenshot of Jess' Tumblr post from 30th March 2025. The text reads "soz peeps get ready to see that same pic of Rhys about 27363824 times cause he looks hot af and I have nothing better to focus my energy on rn 🙃" the tags read "have you SEEN HIM" "like i think he's always hot anyway but?? hello?? what are you DOING to us??" "the shirt the hair the mustache the glasses" "THE. PAUL. MCCARTNEY. TSHIRT!!!" "also the fact he's being a supportive and loving father i mean 👌🏻 when i say i like dilfs i really mean it peeps" "nghhhh" "rhys darby"
A selfie of Jess in a blue Paul McCartney and Wings t-shirt with a denim jacket over the top
Laura and Jess holding a little Stede doll
Karen, Rhys, Jess and Amy at the Edinburgh Fringe festival last year (with bonus Finn and Rosie in the background)
Jess' left wrist showing two bracelets, the top one says OFMD and the one below says THE BEATLES
Jess' border terrier Dylan in a blue and white striped polo shirt with a yellow toy duck
Jess' border terrier, Dylan, looking at the camera, sitting on a baby pink sofa next to a cherry cushion, with a white wall and baby pink macrame in the background
Screenshot showing Jess' newest follower, a fake Rhys account
Black and white pic of Rhys in his RD t-shirt and black skinnies. He is facing the camera and pouting slightly moodily with his arms out at either side
Rhys Darby licking his lips in slow motion
The Beatles in the early days
Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock Holmes and Martin Freeman as Doctor Watson in BBC Sherlock
A screenshot of the profile @michaelsheen with the bio "Not Michael Sheen. NOT THE MICHAEL SHEEN. GENUINELY JUST SOME RANDO WITH THE USERNAME, PLEASE DON'T FOLLOW ME IM SORRY. Michael if you want the handle please message me I will just give it to you I really don't want this"
A photo of Dylan (Jess' Border Terrier), he is looking at the camera with his beautiful big brown eyes
A screenshot of Jess' phone notifications, the top one is Karen sending 2 photos and the bottom one is Rhys updating his insta story
A photo of Jess in a white t-shirt, a pale pink bucket hat and big pink sunglasses, with her arm around Dylan who is calmly looking at the camera
A screenshot of Jess' lockscreen showing her aged 19 with her (then) puppy Dylan laid on her chest, his face is snuggled into hers and his paw is laid out across her chest
Screenshot of Rhys, he is in his skinny jeans and RD t-shirt, his hands are at his belt and he's looking very sexy
A result of Jess' "which AO3 tag are you?" test that reads: Your Result: idiots in love - infuriating yet endearing, everyone fondly debates how you've managed to make it through life this far
Liz in her gold Rocky Horror hat holding a Rocky Horror programme
A photo of Captain Kirk (William Shatner). Text reads: "Your result: Kirk! You're a happy little golden retriever in human form aren't you? You like sports and history and are a jock, but you're secretly a nerd inside. You believe in equal rights and are the biggest feminist you know. You just like making people happy. But you aren't afraid to challenge people who are wrong. You're cool. Keep being dandy."
A scary grey man with the caption "I'm tired I don't want to do anything anymore" above "I need to do something I can't waste my life" with arrows indicating the two are going round in a continuous circle
A screenshot of Jess' Duolingo streak showing 365 days with an orange background and Duo (the bird) in flames
A silver mermaid charm/bookmark; the mermaid is raising her arms and her tail is curled, a piece of twine wraps around the middle of her tail, and a silver charm with blue stones and glass is attached to the end of it
"OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH ❤️" written in sand
Selfies of Jess and Liz with silly props and 2026 sunglasses
Jess holding a white cup with Rhys' doodle on it
Selfie of Jess wearing glasses and a teal-green coat with green checked scarf
A photo of Jess' WFH computer showing her watching Rhys on Richard Osman's House of Games and looking very hawwwwt
Closeup on Rhysie's open collar showing the necklace and CHEST
Photos taken by Jess at Rhys Darby shows (18th June 2025 at London Shepherds Bush and 6th August 2025 at Edinburgh Fringe)
Title "Living Coral" with a coral Pantone sample. The qualities listed are: "You are good at understanding others' emotions and want to help people"; "Sometimes you feel tired because you put others before yourself"; "You are good at finding people's strengths and love giving compliments"; "You like to form deep relationships and wish for everyone's happiness"; "You're attentive to your surroundings, but sometimes stress over what others think"
A selfie of Jess with (sort of) curled hair. She is wearing glasses and a tartan dress
Pic of Rhys with a pink background, one arm folded across the table and the other upwards to rest his chin in his hand. He is wearing his RD t-shirt, smiling softly, and his hair is swishy
Jess' Spotify wrapped showing her top artists (Paul McCartney, Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark, T. Rex, Flight of the Conchords and the Beatles), top songs (Leggy Blonde, Computer Love, Band on the Run, If You Leave Coming Up), minutes listened (12,255) and top genre (Classic Rock)
Rhys Darby with his bum facing the screen, he's wearing dark jeans and a dark top and looking back over his shoulder, did I mention, bum
A photo of Hilary, Geoffrey, Aunt Viv, Carlton, Ashley, Uncle Phil and Will Smith from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Jess in a celestial top looking half decent for a bloody change!!
Selfie of Jess in a celestial top