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it's tazer army! avowed dipshit, inveterate sweetie autodidactic everything enthusiast rooting for all things pro-social ops for @arcadecommons.org former admin for 🍀🐎 & hit podcast @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social

carne asada fries, a crazy mix of french fries, Mexican grilled skirt, steak, guacamole, and shredded cheese. it looks like an absolute mess, but it's extremely good
mtg card "chains of mephistopheles" with a humanoid bat monster with ram horns holding chains and snarling. costs 1 generic 1 black, enchantment "If a player would draw a card except the first one he or she draws in his or her draw step each turn, that player discards a card instead. If the player discards a card this way, he or she draws a card. If the player doesn't discard a card this way, he or she puts the top card of his or her library into his or her graveyard."
pics of many angles of these janky handmade shoes with yoga mat soles and entirely differently shaped toes
a tv with the title "the adventures of mark twain"
a horrible golem of am/pm convenience store foods made of donuts and twizzler hair hot dog mouth hamburger nose cookie cheeks, possibly cheeto beard
screenshot from my own bsky: "i've said it for years and i'll say it again: we should be able to hunt MBAs for sport"
an orange cat sits on a coffee table twisting his head nearly upside down looking at a plastic coffee cup with straw. eventually he reaches his paw up to swipe the straw while I, off screen, yell his name, "Stanley" to try to make him stop. I am unsuccessful and the cup falls down.
text from me: getting dropped off at my bro's in la mesa! anywhere specific you were thining? i could probably be dropped off somewhere by my nephew lmao
looking down at an expanse of tract housing from a plane, a sea of haze and beige single family homes, with wide winding streets where you can have two houses that share a backyard but have to drive miles to go from driveway to driveway
view from plane window of rockaway, a long peninsula jutting out from queens, protecting jamaica bay the wing tip is visible in the top left of the pic the area past jamaica bay looking toward NNE is shrouded in fog
orange cat fully knocked out on couch. belly is facing ceiling, back legs off facing left, front paws facing right and goofy face with open mouth is facing 180° from direction of feet
a nyc park flag post partly against a tree with blue sky backdrop, in dappled light. it's shaped like a cross (like a horizontal yard beam that holds the sail to the vertical mast). the top mast has american flag above pow-mia flag, the left end of the beam holds the parks dept flag and the right part holds the nyc flag, which is striped blue/white/orange with the central part containing the city seal.
a person is practicing a martial art about knowing i think like maybe where bullets are gonna go ahead of time basically? i was too enamored to listen tbh
the "euthanasia rollercoaster" with a 1670 ft peak and 7 loops of diminishing size meant to inflict 10g force on riders, creating conditions for cerebral hypoxia that would kill most people by 1st or 2nd inversion. designed 2010 by julijonas urbonas at the royal college of art in london to take lives "with elegance and euphoria"
a raclette spatula that's 1.7" across, 5" in length. it's flat bottomed with a bevel at the edge and otherwise totally flat. it is squared as it goes up for a few inches until it narrows at the rounded handle.
3 cat food spatulas that are squared at the ends for reaching the crevices of a small can
a scene from the tv show the critic, it's probably 480p. first ep, his hair & makeup person is spraying brown liquid over his bald pate
a bunch of ants around a big ol puddle of honey mixed with borax on the lid of a takeout container that has holes but into the sides
jim downey on the conan o'brien podcast doing the Epstein bit
A black cat is laying on a plush blue blanket making biscuits and purring, wow, an orange cat naps on the couch nearby
a scrawny black cat peers up from under a vet's exam table
A remote control about the size of one segment of my thumb. maybe 3-3.5 cm x 1.5cm, The shell is 3D printed with a pebbly surface, it has four tiny square buttons taking up the bottom half, with one smaller round button on the top right and a hole top left. all unlabeled.
genspark.ai subway ad, one line is squiggly with a bunch of points like "listen, capture, key points, decisions, action items" and another line bypasses everything to go from "one tap" to "meeting notes" and then the phrase "one prompt, job done!"
morty, black cat brother of Stanley, the orange cat in the OP. he is sunning in a windowsill
screenshot of text message from me: if you are interested in how much you want to avoid sedation, there's a quick-read pubmed article that links to lots of research in the footnotes https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.govlarticles/PMC4304458/ title: "Wake up your patients!"
a postcard from the game pikmin bloom. the picture is looking down the stairs toward a beautiful vista in Korea. a purple pikmin looks like he's running down them
an orange cat dangerously blends in with the hardwood flooring from the top of a set of stairs.
an orange cat-goblin lays down in the worst designed sink ever
a thick stack of security envelopes with a variety of designs visible
the top of a cat fountain lays upside down on the floor. behind it is the fountain tank with rocks visible inside, full of water, inside of a giant sauce pot. for once the only thing on the floor is a few splashes rather than a full liter filtering through to the ceiling of the basement
perfect sweetie black cat morty respectfully lying down in the crook of my arm
A zoomed in screenshot of two protest signs, one that says "anti-zionism is not a political position. anti-zionism is a hate movement," and another that that says "end Jew hatred"
new york times screenshot: C.I.A. Says It Has Found No Link Between Itself and Crack Trade
30 pack of translucent floppy cutting mats for $21.99
Manhattan skyline lit from behind by a dramatic red sunset
an orange cat struggles to flip his water fountain, which has been placed inside a big pasta pot. he ends up scooting it across the floor and around the leg of a kitchen island, at points laying down and trying to kick the pot with his paw hooked into the handle.
a bunch of google image results of bono from U2 in a shirt that looks like big ripped muscles
zelda tears of the kingdom data management screenshot system memory shows 2.7gb of free space, maybe 1/10th of the bar graph highlighting the option to archive software shows that i would free up an additional 15.9gb of space, which would leave the bar graph only about 1/4th full.
instructions on underside of lockbox, showing the konami code to override the lock.
an orange cat is splayed goofily over my belly as i am laid out on a couch
in bed, a black cat laying beside me in my arm begging for more affection, at the foot of the bed an orange cat is knocked out. there is a huge percussive massage gun and a very small massage gun zip tied to a massage hook
a small free arcade in the CDG airport outside Paris
a plush blue pikmin on a hotel bed
A photo of a nicely designed set on the stage of Radio City Music Hall. Emily from naddpod is in the middle, Zac Oyama and Murph are on the left, Jake is on the right, and they're all looking at Caldwell who is hiding behind some bushes
"only ny" website screenshot selling a wide variety of the nyc parks dept. old logo for $58 each
me looking to my right (mirrored pic). the hair from an inch or two above the nape of my neck is like 12"+ long, past the bottom of the pic, even on both sides. the side of my head toward the camera looks closer to a shortish shag that follows the shape of my head, like late 60s paul mccartney.