Ois

@oiseucalypt.bsky.social

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Retro & Indie video games, dragons, plants, SPACE, greyhounds, and more. Probably a few grumbles about the state of the industry and whatever Aus politics is up to. Aro/Ace, Australian.

The drinks cabinet, below the Green Corner Kitchen signage. One day I'll try the fish pack here, but the chicken schnitzel hot pack is just too damn good.
A screenshot of GW2's achievement panel. It shows that all Dungeon Rush achievements have been completed. The super horny number of 20,940 achievement points can be seen... Wait, that's just a regular arse number.
Cindy the Greyhound is now registered.
Picture: A smug reddit mascot in a fedora, m'lady. He does not approve of you checking your horny account or trying to clear the memory of the main page. Text: You've been blocked by network security. If you think you've been blocked by mistake, file a ticket below and we'll look into it. button: (File a ticker)
An pixel art image of a blue macaw, looking to the right because it's secretly a fascist. You 'paint' the screen by selecting a colour by selecting a letter/number then tap the corresponding highlighted spot. I could be playing something else, but listening/watching youtube with this on the other half of the tablet/laptop display is very relaxing and burns out the wrist at the same rate.
Black side (me) wins. Queen on F1, supported by rook on B1 and bishop on D2. King captured on G1.
Black Queen survived on G8. White captures Black King on A7 via W Queen on C6 and Knight support on B5. All but my centre pawns moved forward. W King castled. I lost a Bishop and Knight.
9'C right now, down to 4'C overnight. This is why I cannot sleep. oooh, a high of 17 in a week. But the wind chill in my area will make it unbearable.
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A black greyhound named Cindy is rugged up under a blanket on HER side of the couch.
Couch thief!
White wins with Qe5->Qe8, and support from Nd7, Bd6. Enemy rooks did not even move.
A screenshot of X3FL. A missile factory in Argon Prime Alpha is being upgraded from S to M.
Of course the female protag has to get a mecha suit. Aliens' loader suit set every one up since. Look, you know you are going to get this as soon as you see it.
This red headed hero missed the smell of beer at a spaceport bar. It's probably also the smell of piss in the corner.
If you are going to correct me on this pic, know that I know that this is from Zima Blue. It's also about a Pool Bot. It's a much better short.
A big gooey spider bug alien. They're reasonably chill in this one, just don't go where you do not have permission.
Look at its happy little smile! Look!
Look at this utter muddy WHORE, on her side and right by the river.
A CHOMP monster chew caramel candy bar.
White wins with Queen on C7, supported by pawn on B6. It was a gobbling ruin, black only had a pawn on C5 left. I'm still terrible at chess, but am slowly marching towards 800. Give me 25 wins here and I'll upp the level.
It's a promo for sone kind of Slavic Adventure. But because the nazis did things a century ago, and idiots still use them today, you can't push it out to the majority of the world.
Your Tier Soft Unc Unc Score 40 Youth Score 60 Unc behaviors are leaking through. The youth notice. They just don't say anything. A student asked me today how old I am. I said '44'. "Wow, you're old" she replied. She then asked me if I was the oldest person at the school. This is why I've invested in industrial shredders.
Kinsey, the bastard: I intend to shut the Stargate down.
On a site run by a madman and full of illegal porn, Joeseph Mallozzi wrote:- Sadly, it's true. Amazon has elected not to move forward with the new Stargate series. There's not much I can add beyond confirming what's happened. But I will say this... Creator Martin Gero developed a new Stargate series over two years, ultimately crafting a show that offered a fresh jumping-on point for new viewers while deeply respecting existing canon. It was a series that avoided the pitfalls of several modern remakes and reboots by fully embracing the core of its predecessors: action, adventure, exploration, wonder, heart, humor, and found family. And based on that creative vision, the new Stargate series was greenlit in November of 2025. As of today, officially, that original vision is no more. We'll never get the opportunity to introduce you to that world and those characters - or reintroduce you to, and check in with, some familiar faces from the past. My heart breaks. For the incredibly talented writers who worked tirelessly to bring this show to life. For Martin who maintained an unwavering positive outlook throughout despite the challenges, and who always strove to make a show that would honor the fans while welcoming a new audiences. And for the long-suffering Stargate fandom who waited so long and came so close to getting a show they truly would have loved.
Via the bird site that set up the tables for the Nazis,: https://x.com/MichaelShanks/status/2062358040997925129 Michael Shanks @MichaelShanks I’m gonna simply say this: if you are at all interested in a Stargate show with ANY of the original creators/performers involved, now is the time to say something. Otherwise it really will be the end of that chapter forever. Let them know you are THERE Quote Nina Infinity @Nina7Infinity · Jun 3 Hey Stargate Fans please let @amazon and @AmazonMGMStudio know how you feel about them cancelling #Stargate They MOCK us. They think they don't need us. Let them know what you think of that.
A comic for Bonk's Adventure where there's this cute dino princess and bonk is eaten by a flower. Did you know that in the Commonwealth countries, especially Australia and the UK, we used Bonk to mean [redacted!].
Hans Gruber, falling.
A man changed into a woman and defeated a king, while a rook, horsie, and bishop sat around on the home rank drinking tea the entire game.
A still from Pocahontas, where John Smith is telling Pocahontas "Pocahontas, that tree is talking to me."
A game, Wizordum, in this case is 30%. It is $20.65 Ausbux.
https://trek.epicrandomness.com/#editor
It's the Firefox browser window, but the blank tab page has been updated to have a great big honking Firefox logo at the top-centre, and a pen/edit button in the corner. I was able to change it back, but this is Edge level behaviour.
https://tenpages.netlify.app/us-level/eu.html The UK, France, Switzerland, Italy, Austria, Germany, Netherlands, and Belgium are all flagged as ;Yellow;, meaning I once visited there.
Chicken Salt added afterwards. I have been converted to the Cult of the Air Fryer. These came out well!
A Philips 2000 series Air Fryer with some git pointing at it.
A docket/tocket: Your Order Number is A-3
A screenshot of tthat tweet. Text reads Game Closure Announcement, Purchases Disabled We are sorry to inform you that the last day of NGU Idle on the Kongregate platform will be June 19th, 2026, the game will remain playable until that date. Due to ongoing purchasing issues affecting the game, purchases have also been disabled at this time. We sincerely apologize for the disappointment and appreciate your understanding. ---- https://www.kongregate.com/en/games/somethingggg/ngu-idle
This is a meme of a white man with short brown slightly unkempt hair. He is wearing a green sweat stained shirt, and is trying his forehead with a ping towel/flannelette. This man obviously is thinking about being absolutely railed by big sexy male Charr. Just wait until he finds out that female Charr can also do the flexing. He will not have a drop of moisture left in him.
fucking rats
GREGOR!
So, here's this giant enemy crab.
Urgh.
A screenshot of Wizardry 8 installing via GOG Galaxy. It is currently at 17% installed. I have rated this game the full 5 stars.
It's a penis. a big red dong. It's 25% of a circle. https://mino.mobi/draw/
probability math for the prefix/connector/suffix tables. Logic looks for the 'next lowest', vs the Rand(seed) so you don't have a final 1.000 value and lowest value '0' is not skipped. but if you really want one option to be weighted more you need to make sure your total is <100% or values are missed.
The generator in excel logic. Each row has a SEED value, and the number of times to run the prefix/connector/suffix. It shows each part then the full result (run as its own LET, not a CONCAT). I refuse to pronounce Gawoxdile as it was generated. Gaw Oxdi Le? Man, call yourself Gaw Ox Dile and make a very special scaly OC with heterochromia or something. The Truth: Yeah... each syllable is running at an even 0.9% chance. I could find lists but not probabilities/frequencies. Tables to the left of this list each possibility.
omNomNom! except when they're hiding behind the kettle.
It's not a leaf with legs, it's an abantiades atripalpis sitting on the hand of a homo sapien. The human was later torn to shreds and never seen again. The country shrugged and pointed to the sign saying "do not touch the moths".
Its a big brown-grey moth with blue eyes on its wings. These creatures are prone to eating children under the age of 4 and must be avoided at all costs. Banana for scale.
Ois is showing off his leet gamer skills by screenshotting a 100% record on Grimrock 2.