Daniel Ninja

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Mitch McDonald's corpse with his wife's hand up his anus like a puppet. The text reads "That ought to hold the little S.O.B.s."
Ouija board
Shirt that says "Dems make life better."
A literal fork in the road, or rather, a silver fork on top of a road.
Tillicum Beach
Scientist from the Simpsons monorail episode. Conan O'Brien wrote the episode because he didn't like the old timey transportation method.
Tim Robinson saying "I didn't do fucking shit."
Japanese game show audience from the Simpsons chanting "Plummet! Plummet! ..."
Futurama Star Trek spoof where Fry testifies using beeps.
The Simpsons. Snake points a gun at Homer demanding the bullets. Homer says, "Okay, don't shoot."
Scene from Frightners when the fed gets his head blown off by a shotgun.
Simpsons scene where a dad slaps his son in the back of the head while saying "that's how you do [X]"
Picture of a sign above a self checkout that says the register no longer accepts cash due to a national penny shortage.
You got to eat your vegetables From a stupid looking fish trying to be scary.
Spoof of Simpsons's spoof on Married With Children. Al is Google. Peg asks, Google let's block all emails from facebook.
Eric Andre being ridiculous.
Ralph Wiggins at the exact moment his heart breaks.
Captain Jayneway Cobb.
MST3K Mike Nelson
Man holding a sub machine gun saying, "you better put that back in your purse."
OutKast singing "alright alright alright alright"
Escalator that is out of order. Sign directs you to the elevator.
Gorilla shaped like a couch, or a couch shaped like a gorilla.
Todd Packer and Michael Scott
Pistol whip scene.
Malenia, blade of Miquela. From Elden Ring.