One Eyed Wiz

@oldarmy327.bsky.social

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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is King. In this land, however, you'll have to settle for the occasional bit of cyclopean wisdom. And/or nonsense.

Two hawks on a tree branch
Snow covered landscape
Mirror image of sun peaking through a hole in a cloud, looking like two glowing eyes through a mask.
An inflatable hippo holding a sign that says "Calling this an insurrection is hippo-critical"
A flock of 25 turkeys on a lawn
Headline reading "Fish Buttholes May Be The Reason We Now Have Fingers, Study Finds."
"The Victory of Gravity"
An alien from the game No Man's Sky named Scout Maga
Fox Business Elon Musk's net worth plummets by $34B amid escalating feud with President Trump
Landscape
Woodchuck eating weeds
A tear through two layers of clothes caused by a chainsaw
Lisa Murkowski Says 'We Are All Afraid' Of Retaliation By Donald Trump
Peep diorama with peeps carrying signs
Starlink ad for service reactivation.
AI Trump and Mush with large female bodies dancing
Cartoon of Trump walking hand-in-hand with monsters labelled INFLATION and RECESSION
Painting of cat on bed meowing at a skeleton Caption is "Where's my breakfast?"
A murder of crows flying overhead
Karoline Leavitt with headline about her taking hundreds of thousands in illegal campaign contributions