Old King Clancy

@oldkingclancy.bsky.social

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Pulls hair up, not out. AuDHD. He/him. In Chicago. From MD.

A mediocre white man who looks vaguely like Adam Sandler has an orange sticker that says HOT on his forehead. He somehow winks with his mouth to show he’s in on the joke.
Photo of Nixon and Elvis shaking hands with heading “We’re Dead.”
Ferris Wheel. I always make the same Gaslight Anthem joke whenever I see one.
Concert ad for Fastball and Spacehog doing the “Space-Ball Tour” with a picture of a flying RV.
Mediocre white guy who looks vaguely like Adam Sandler on a boat in Naeroyfjord, one of the most beautiful places in the world.
Photo from Naerofjord
Train station in Gol, Norway.
Kind of as good as it gets for this mediocre white man, who looks vaguely like Adam Sandler. Brown suit, blue tie, black shirt, Palm Springs wedding, not mine.
LA mural of Gary Busey’s character in Point Break saying “Utah, get me two!” Located at the place it was shot.
The Peoria Chiefs’ 3rd baseman doesn’t have a photo. It’s a photo of their dog mascot. It’s not his first day.
Mediocre white man that looks vaguely like Adam Sandler on the banks of the Seine, with … maybe Musee d’Orsay in background.
An adorable 16-year-old grey cat lounges in a small suitcase on top of clothes.
Star Trek title quotes Wynn Duffy’s incredulous question, “Are you smoking OxyContin in my motorcoach?” Possibly one of the funniest sentences ever composed.
An adorable 16 year old grey cat sprawled in my lap while I’m lying on the couch.
Knockoff Adam Sandler-looking white guy sits on his grey couch under a Cubs flag wearing a black Freelance Wrestling zip hoodie.
An Adam Sandler-ish looking guy who has just been denied entry to the Louvre in July 3025 because his ticket was the day before. Cue shit-eating facial expression.
Gumbo, an adorable 16-year-old grey cat, lies in his human’s lap and has a very sweet face.
Duolingo says, “How strange, he’s happy.” Which is very much me.
Gumbo, a 15-year-old grey cat, lives in IL-5, but he and Old King Clancy support Kat wholeheartedly.
Benefit show for Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action Committee 2/21 at bottom lounge. Fuck ICE.
This looks like Beavis and Butthead did sex and had a baby.
Pure evil Peter Thiel’s fascist company is advertising at O’Hare airport in Chicago.
Harvard fans are tricked into holding up signs spelling out “We Suck,” which is extremely applicable to their boot-licking.