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"friendship ended with should now could is my best friend" two men clasp hands behind the font. in the bottom corners there are white boxes and the word should in boxes but crossed out
gypsy vanner horse, running on grass, turning, so it's like, real sideways. this helps demonstrate the horse's beautiful flowing hair - the hooves are also coated in this flowing mane
"wake up dead man" theatrical poster
screenshot of my bluesky timeline where catbus has shared a post saying "fyi" of a very pleased looking cat laughing ha ha ha, saying, "i've eaten the canary" beneath it. below that post is morty, "being evil for the bit"
still of the world cup stadium in new york, just a giant ass parking lot around a coliseum type bowl stadium. that's it. bleak!!!!!
screenshot of me pressing the "block account" button on skip's profile. jimothy innocent
pretty pretty princess board game box, open to show the rounded game board, the jewelry pieces, and the rules
a capybara tilted hesitantly over the edge of a pool, contemplating the hup...?
"the long walk" theatrical movie poster featuring boys walking on a road, towards a military man holding a rifle
really fat manatee
The Tiger by Nael, age 6 From They're Singing a Song in Their Rocket The tiger He destroyed his cage Yes YES The tiger is out
night sky with like, stars. a nebula wow wow so space; the sky is primarily shades of red
photo taken downward, of my feet in their blue shoes and legs under my black dress and my matcha green bag, standing on the train platform
mirror selfie of me, a pale femme person in black dress and blue heels, wearing also a patterned bandana
apple Cash indicator: "$3,000 Request"
close up zoom of a photo of my orange tabby cat, mookie. he has yellow-green eyes and, you know. orange fur. his nose is pink with little black spots
my pale hand holds a small trimmer device for my cat's fluffy butt. i will use it to trim my hair shortly
pale hand holding gun pointing toward you
mirror selfie image of me, a pale femme, holding up finger guns
my fluffy tuxedo cat, chonk's feet, flat on the floor. he has very fluffy white toes and black legs. his back legs are white gogo boots
screenshot of an image in my photos app from september 11, 2025. bad start. it's bluesky draft. terrible next line. it's a 9/11 joke and it goes, "hold on, hold on, hold on HOLD ON her twin was a tower, right? and what was that tower?! a trade center? the greatest tragedy america has seen since sliced bread. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG!?? AM I WRONG?!!! SHE MELTED STEEL BEAMS AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A PLANE, DOUG, GROW UP BRUH, GROW UP!" but at least it sin dark mode. i care about your eyes.
selfie of me, a pale femme person, on the beach in a bikini top with a red bandana and sunglasses on
"does everyone on this train know i'm high as balls right now" as a thought bubble coming from five stick figures drawn on a basic looking train car
selfie image of me, a pale femme person. i look, tired. not great. i did put makeup on, my bandana and hair are.. passable. i wear a grey t shirt over a light green tank top
mirror selfie. a dirty mirror, me, a pale femme person with a bandana over bleach blonde hair, clown outfit on