DoorDash Ortolan

@oldnick42.bsky.social

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Forget your dainty fantasies and learn to move like the eyeless beast you must become. Like many dorks, I play D&D on YouTube and Twitch. Previously @Megalodork on twitter

Bad crap fake news thing with Bruce Willis drinking out of a fucked up honey bottle
Photo of decor inside the Kimo Theater, featuring a swastika-type image from decades before the symbol was appropriated by the Nazis.
trump and mike johnson, mike johnson doing a weird little step up onto the stage like the most annoying kid in your graduating class
Text with "I'm Peyton Manning" highlighted
Special edition of the book Hummingbird Salamander by Jeff VanderMeer.
Michael Whelan illustration for The Dark Tower
A couple of terrible ads at the bottom of the weather app.
A creepy monster
Podcast player with three different podcasts in a row all featuring Jesse Farrar.
Popular post on the Nintendo Switch 2 subreddit titled "I hope Trump ceases living"
luigi death stare meme
Book cover of FOUND: An Anthology of Found Footage Horror Stories (it looks like an old recordable VHS case, it's cool)
Horror bookshelf with Boreal cover in front focus
Book - The Great Leveler: Violence and the history of inequality
Cover of The Mammoth Book of Best New Horror 24
After supper, Mr. Slater consulted the telephone book. But there was no listing for Baz-Matain, or for The Temple of Dark Mysteries of Isis. Information wasn’t able to supply them either. “Odd,” he mused. Later, he told his wife about the two meetings with the foreign man. “Well,” she said, pulling her house robe closer around her, “no one’s going to start any cults in this town. The Better Business Bureau wouldn’t allow it. To say nothing of the Woman’s Club, or the P.T.A.”
Magazine illustration for the story Slime by Joseph Payne Brennan, black and white showing a sinister wave swallowing up some people
Night Watch paperback cover
McSweeny's Horror collection
Screenshot of bakoon's post, looks like lady has no head
Resilience by Elizabeth Edwards and The Politician about John Edwards.
Shingy, Digital Prophet
Cover of The Island of Doctor Death .. and a bonus cat
All trails achievement for highest point, 8911 feet.
Zozobra burnt up
Zozobra on TV with captions
Cover of Song for the Unraveling of the World by Brian Evenson
Headlines include "surrogate test tube baboon hearted baby trapped in well" and "raisins now hold majority in California Senate"
Cover of the book of elsewhere
Go outside and look and tally up the number of the dead. And then think about how many there are and about the fact that none of them are me. The only thing they all wanted was for me to be dead and I'm the only one of them still alive. - Evenson, Last Days
Picture of the book described in the post.
Screenshot of For You Page with the Retro Commercial Screens account posting the same Ninja Turtles image in Greg's avatar.
The tim Cook vanity fair cover where he has the apple VR goggles. In the background a bunch of art and frames sit on the floor, leaning against the wall.
Rumpled looking dude with a bow tie talking about interest rates or some shit.
Werner Herzog's memoir: Every Man for Himself and God Against All: A Memoir
Headline: Deadpool 2's bath scene called absurd by actual Yakuza expert.
Images of the second volume of Vermis, a guidebook for a game that never existed, and a framed print.
Shitty ad showing the bazinga guy and a female version of him
Eclipse colander
The grim reaper guy from Ghouls and Ghosts