OldZeb

@oldzeb.bsky.social

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Retiring (but not shy) engineer, dog-o-phile, cynic, cyclopian, and benefactor of a great free education (Cal Poly) from the State of California some fifty years ago.

Stylized cat carrying kitten
Itcy dog alternately scratching both sides against a bed.
White House front lawn from the film Idiocracy: Above ground pool and lots of debris with dead trees and wrecked cars.
10-key soft keypad in the alpha field.
Robot character named "Box" from the film Logan's Run. He is an angular robot covered in shiny metal panels.
Movie still showing actor Vincent Price with a group of scantily clad female "robot bombs."
drawing of a chicken with festooned apostrophes or maybe sweat droplets.
t-shirt reading: What do you want to be when you grow up? An honest, brave, compassionate human being. No... I mean how do you want to sell your labor?
Actor Patrick McGoohan on set
Images of actor portraying an alien being who just assumed (poorly) the body of a human.
Generic human skull saying, "I live inside your face."
Cybertruck with a modified Ferrrari logotype on the tailgate; the prancing horse logo has been replaced with a bucking jackass.
Poster of the zombie character "Tar Man" saying "More Brains"
Old man asks, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Young girl answers, "An honest, brave, compassionate human being." Old man clarifies, "No... I mean how do you want to sell your labor?
Image from the game/film "The Last of Us" showing a the remains of a human leaning against a wall after being fully invaded by a lethal fungus. (Think of a dead tree trunk sprouting "wood ear" type mushrooms.)
Box of "bacon bandages" that look like real bacon.
Tarman character from the film "Return of the Living Dead" who eats human brains and keeps repeating, gleefully, when he sees a living human: "BRAINS!"
Ferrari badged Tesla Cybertruck... with the prancing horse logo replaced with a bucking jackass
Image of the (inflatable costume) Peaceful Portland Frog
NAZIs in the dock at Nuremberg trials
Map of all rooms on all three floors of Powel's Books.
Evil office assistant Clippy brandishing a knife.
Clippy the retired office assistant has returned brandishing a knife.
Woman shaving a large rodent with a safety razor in a bathroom sink. Thought bubble reads, "Sometimes men make the strangest requests!"
Cover of the book Never Threaten A Dead Man. Title with a picture of a chalk outline of a murder victim as seen on film noir movies everywhere
Logo of an unfortunately named diagnostic instrument called the ANAL-O-SCOPE
Cosmo Kramer depicted as a roasted chicken.
Karl Rove with his arm around a young Brett Kavanaugh. [undated photo]
Cartoon of 7 steps where a kiwi bird transforms into a kiwi fruit.
Cartoon character Boris Badenov holding a stylized bomb: a black sphere with a lit fuse.
Google Maps image of restaurant Phở King Good in Beaverton, Oregon.
Simplified map of North America with the United States of America replaced with ocean blue color and labeled as "Gulf of America."
1986 Bertone (Fiat) X1/9 automobile. Red and charcoal livery.
Treiffoil -- yellow triangle warning sign with three pig icons inside, tails interlocked
Robot devil from cartoon show Futurama
Cute dog wearing a sign that reads, "Dogs against Doge"
Picture of cartoon penguin Feathers McGraw in a police lineup