Olivia Computer

@olivia.computer

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I program computers for money and then use the money to buy treats for my cats, Lucky 🍀 and Onion 🧅.

Two shoes perfectly placed in a cardboard box by a kitten during the night.
A gray tabby cat curled up in the arm of a person sitting on a teal couch.
Two gray tabby cats resting on a white window perch.
A bag of Rancho Gordo Domingo Rojo beans held over a pressure cooker.
Two gray cats on a multi-level cat tree. One cat is lying on a platform with a green feather toy hanging from it, while the other cat is sitting on a lower platform. A small basket with artificial flowers is mounted on the wall behind them. The background features vertical blinds.
Olivia on a greenway trail surrounded by trees. She is wearing a mauve t-shirt and green and black plaid jacket. She is also being passed constantly by cyclists who don’t signal and this isn’t me being anti-cyclist I ride bikes too I just am polite about it.
A person holding a gray cat with large eyes and pointed ears. The background shows a wall with posters and a canvas with pins. The person is wearing a black shirt and a white wristband with green dots.
A screenshot of a post that says: OMFG I take this back this is INCREDIBLY annoying because now the "latest from mutuals" feed doesn't work for me, because it's owned by @why.bsky.team who is blocking >300,000 of us for no reason and preventing us from using basic bsky tools Nice work @bsky.app @support.bsky.team
A broken MacBook Pro screen
A screenshot from an App Store submission email showing that my app was received for review.
A screenshot of an app that recognizes albums by their cover art. The user is taking a photo of their feet while in a bath (and apparently posting them online; a bold choice) and the app is returning albums with feet on the cover. One is “Destructive Mood Swings” by Churner and another is “I Cannot Lie” by Cass McCombs.
A screen recording of an app recognizing vinyl albums by their cover art. It scans three albums successfully in a real record store.
Two gray tabby cats snuggling on a gray pet bed. They are laying their heads on each other.
A photo of a person in a dusty lilac colored shirt with a gray tabby cat climbing on her shoulder. The cat is obviously too large to comfortably sit there. Behind the person are art and memorabilia from different eras of her life. A window ledge for the cat can be seen on the left with sunshine pouring through the window. Two grow lights for plants are behind the person suspended from the ceiling.
A person holding three DVDs in front of a wooden shelf with figurines. The DVDs are "Fun in Girls' Shorts 2," "Fun in Girls' Shorts," and "Kissing Jessica Stein." The "Fun in Girls' Shorts 2" DVD has a pink cover with two women hugging. The "Fun in Girls' Shorts" DVD features five women standing together. The "Kissing Jessica Stein" DVD has a white cover with a woman sitting and holding a heart. The shelf behind has Amiibo, Twin Peaks on VHS, and a vacuum tube collection.
A gray tabby kitten curled up next to her person’s arm in bed. A green pillow and maroon blanket can be seen behind the kitten and under the arm.
A still from the UCB “Ass Pennies” sketch. A man on the left is in a light blue polo shirt holding a penny he has taken from the man on the right in a round brim hat and darker blue polo shirt and claiming it has been in his ass.
A robot-shaped lamp with a light bulb on its head stands on a white shelf. The lamp has two antennae and two circular eyes. Behind the lamp, there is a painting of mountains under a starry sky. There are also plants with green and purple leaves next to the lamp.
A small tree with pink flowers stands in a garden bed next to a house. The tree is supported by a green stake. Behind the tree, there are other plants and a wooden deck. A colorful chicken statue is visible in the background. The garden bed is bordered by a stone wall and covered with mulch and fallen leaves. The house has a window with white frames and a wooden railing.
A cat walking on a large exercise wheel at night. A small night light shines on the cat and the wheel.
A photo of my gray tabby kitten Sweet Onion making a weird face with a curled lip and bitten tongue. She is sitting on her large gray exercise wheel.
A screenshot of a homemade web application. At the top is the title "Catwheel" and tabs for "Dashboard" and "Recordings." Dashboard is selected and shows a large view of a webcam with a cat, exercise wheel, record cabinet, and a person in a green chair. The web app is detecting that a cat is present and exercising and recording a video. Stats for the cat detection can be seen below the video.
Two 7” styrene 45s and their sleeves. On the left is Prince and the Revolution - Let’s Go Crazy / Erotic City and on the right is Prince - When Doves Cry / “17 Days (the rain will come down, then U will have 2 choose. If U believe, look 2 the dawn and U shall never lose.).” Both are sitting on top of a turntable with a clear dust cover. Speakers and stereo equipment can be seen in the edges of the photo.
The rear of an IKEA Kallax shelf used to store records. A crossbar has been installed 7 inches high and about 1.5 inches back from the rear in order to keep the spines of the records aligned and prevent them from slipping back to far, resulting in “losing” a record for a while. There is dust from the installation visible behind the records.
Four 7” singles laying on top of a laptop computer and wooden desk. The Beatles - I’m Down Paul McCartney - Ode to a Koala Bear Earth, Wind & Fire - Getaway (Instrumental) The Beatles - A Hard Days Night The Beatles’ singles are missing paper covers. All four singles are in very poor condition, with scuffs, scratches, dust, and possibly mold. Stacks of other singles can be seen in the edges of the photo.
The sleeve of Sylvan Esso’s Free Love is sitting on two hooks on the side of a black record shelf. On top of the shelf are a black speaker and turntable, and silver phono preamp. A window can be seen behind the record player with the evening sky in it.
Two Polaroid photos of two women and a man on a stainless steel refrigerator. One woman is wearing glasses and a gray scarf, while the other leans over her shoulder for the photo. The man is wearing a black polo shirt. Below the photos are two hexagonal magnets, one pink and one white. A sticker of a gray tabby cat is sleeping in a white bowl below the magnets, to obscure faces in another photo. Another magnet of a red onion with green stems is holding another photo up, along with a slightly visible retro Notes app icon magnet.
An Iomega Zip 100 disk and case.
A Playmates Star Trek Borg action figure in a Playmates Star Trek Enterprise-D transporter room toy. The toy uses a two-way mirror and differences in lighting between two compartments to create the illusion of transportation. A finger can be seen sliding the switch to reveal the figure.
Japanese Breakfast’s album Paprika sits on the side of a cabinet of records, with a turntable, phono pre-amp, and speaker visible on the top of the cabinet. A hint of evening sky can be seen through a barely visible window.
A screenshot of a cluster chart showing olivia.computer near a cluster named “Queer Creative Workers” and further out from “Queer Leftist Artists & Shitposters”
Two gray tabby cats in a pet bed together. They are mutually grooming each other and cuddling.
A gray tabby cat sitting on top of a record player. A multicolor vinyl record is playing. The cat tries to catch the spinning record through the clear lid of the record player several times before giving up. The cat’s human can be heard laughing.
Two gray tabby cats with green eyes lying on a white fluffy window perch. Behind them are white blinds.
A gray tabby cat climbs on a screened in porch and rings a small chime made from glass beads and a rusted bell on a string.
A person holding a gray cat in front of a window. The cat has green eyes and is looking at the camera. Behind the person, there are colorful zines on the wall. The person is wearing a dark blue shirt.
A Star Trek LEGO set featuring a Type-15 Shuttlepod and Ensign Ro Laren from The Next Generation.
A gray tabby cat laying on a green couch. He is next to a floral shopping bag and and Apple TV remote. He is picking what we watch today and he chose Halle Berry's Catwoman. Me-ow.
Two gray tabby cats perched on top of a record player, looking out the window. The record player is sitting on a cabinet containing a record collection. Outside is a bright, slightly cloudy sky and the bare branches of a tree in winter.
A small gray tabby cat on a teal chair.
A person and two cats laying on a green couch.
A gray tabby cat on a teal/green chair taking a nap.
Two gray tabby cats cuddling on a green couch.