Ollie Crafoord

@olrun.bsky.social

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a chaotic neutral history nerd, artist, and qualified charlatan born in the 1900s. 🔗 https://linktr.ee/heyollie ☕ https://ko-fi.com/olliecrafoord

A screenshot of bg3
Just a girl in a shrimp costume.
A screenshot of a Ko-fi goal to raise 80€ for food and cat food for the month of July! Yes, I'm so poor and it's awful.
A painting of a fat cat sitting on a table with a coca-cola, slice of pie, and doughnut on one side and an apple on the other. He is trying to make a decision. We know what he will choose.
It's a capybara riding an armadillo, I guess.
A screenshot from an email from Steam saying I have received Baldur's Gate 3 as a gift from my friend. The message reads "Play game bitch"
A screenshot from the game. A single coconut sits in the sand of a beach. A beautiful sunset is in the background.
Detail of a painting showing a festive orange cocktail and a package of Tyrkisk Peber!
A lil acrylic painting that I've painted of an orange cat with a rainbow coming out of his belly. He looks bewildered.
Rejection letter from 2025 from Pernbys
A screenshot from Futurama. The chairs are for people whose legs bend the wrong way. Or is it the right way?
A photo of a beige cat looking very pleased with himself, if I'm honest. He's lying on a bed with pink blankets. In the background is a cabinet and a wall with many paintings and mirrors hanging on it.
A screenshot from The Devil Wears Prada: "Did somebody eat an onion bagel?"
Theodora Angelina with her fabulous hairstyle in a painting!
The *slaps top of car* meme but it's my face on the salesman and instead of a car, it's a pretty antique cupboard. I'm saying "This bad boy can fit so many of my jewelleries in it"
Two faceless figures in brown with weird hands standing over a skeleton. It is a watercolour painting.
a selfie of myself, a woman with dark hair, pale skin, and red lipstick, wearing a white dress, sitting in a car and looking panicked!
The meme from What We Do In The Shadows but with my head superimposed on Laszlo's body. It says 'I became a vampire to suck blood and to fuck forever'
A screenshot of messenger where I've spammed my friend with the following messages: when you're on a nice seaside trip in Gaul and your emperor points out a nice looking shell that he wants you to collect. nevermind, he wants all of them when you see a nice mosaic of a frog when you see a man with a moustache and think 'i better do a genocide' when someone mentions carthage being prosperous
A selfie that shows myself smiling, a very rare occurrence!
A photo of a light beige cat with squinted eyes and his little tongue sticking out standing on a bed. He looks very sassy.
A short video of a beige cat turning his head to look at the camera slowly. He looks grumpy.
a small painting of a gremlin-looking kitten with two little teeth and a triangle tail sitting next to a red solo cup and a ping pong ball
A photo of me, pale and long dark hair, sitting on a sofa in the dark wearing a chemise
screenshot that says 'international boyfriend collector'
A discord screenshot where one user says 'Upon the name of Hades, I am summoned.' and another greets them as Hades and I reply 'Bring out the pomegranate juice'
The Alexamenos graffito is a piece of Roman graffiti scratched into the plaster of a wall in a room near the Palatine Hill in Rome, Italy. Often said to be the earliest depiction of Jesus, the graffito is difficult to date, but has been estimated to have been made around the year 200 AD. The image seems to show a young man worshipping a crucified, donkey-headed figure. The Ancient Greek inscription approximately translates to ''Alexamenos worships [his] god''
A detail of my painting which features the fluffy cat with green eyes and some crystals.
A painting of a cat on a table surrounded by crystals, tarot cards, candles, and other such things. The wallpaper is striped. The cat is very fuzzy.
A meme of a car salesman talking to another man and gesturing toward Caesar. The text says 'you can fit so many knives in this bad boy'
A beige cat standing on a bed wearing a large white ruff. He looks furious.
An instagram message screenshot that reads: 'There are wars everywhere and the economy is not great and apartments are hard to find, so I might as well do something new and weird whilst waiting for a nuclear blast that obliterates me? hahah'
A screenshot from an entertainment article that reads: 80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: 'The eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer'
A screenshot of the notes app that says 'when this you see, remember me, tiramisu'
Ancient pocket coin in my hand!
Three fingers touching some mossy grass!
A photo of a large cat and a small cat. Large cat has many leaves on its back. Small cat has one leaf on its back.
An illustration from a book depicting italian renaissance era details.
A painting of a very chonky black and white cat sitting on a food scale that says 'FAT' - he is surrounded by a multitude of candies and Mounjaro pens + needles. The background is a floral wallpaper.
A beige cat lounging in a bed.
A cat in a cat tree!
An attempt at painting crystals with acrylic paint
A beige cat stands in the doorway of an apartment whilst a black cat stands outside. They are having a standoff!
A screenshot of the notes app that reads: The smashing machine mark kerr not getting on a gravitron because he has a sensitive tummy - relatable
A selfie of me in the plane, empty seats all around me
A painting of a cat on a scale that reads ”fat”, he is surrounded by candies and mounjaro pens.
A selfie of meee covered in snow
Selfie of me. Long dark hair, pale face, white blouse.
A very round orange cat standing on a table. In front of him to one side sits a slice of cherry pie, a chocolate doughnut and a cola. On the other side is an apple. He is looking at the apple in some kind of way.
An antique brooch in brass with purple, red, and pink stones
A painting of a cat on a sofa surrounded by his jewels and faberge eggs
A video of me painting a cat with various treasures
A painting of a cat in space surrounded by shrimps