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@omahapellets.bsky.social

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Pawl the Destroyer a blue merle fluffy cardigan Welsh corgi puppy feasting on a mostly dead flamingo toy
Pato scoring a PK. Dylan received the foul.
The hottest pellets and a dick measuring contest of a building in downtown Omaha
Screenshot of notification that the pellets jersey is out for delivery
Facebook post by Portland Maine's usl1 team following a loss to Vermont Green, a far less cringe team with self awareness that, while super cool work great branding, is not so high on its own supply it has lost all touch with reality in a way that has killed any chill it ever had, that is probably chat gpt plagarising Walt Whitman
Graphic of Beetlejuice inspired onaha Pellets kit that is a striped Tuxedo t-shirt vibe with a green red and Hootle Juice as thr front of kit sponsor available at olive and york
Graphic with Pellets Jersey graphic obscured by a dingy neonn sign with an arrow that says soon soon soon
Extreme close up of Pellets concept kit that is a mish mash of black white and green lines
Extreme close up of Pellets concept jersey that gives literally no hit as to what it looks like its just black amd white blobs
Dorothy clicking her heels saying there's no place like home
Three smoking hot babes wearing kc current, union omaha, and Washington Spirit gear and one lady is mom jeans with crazy eyes
Noted pellet member looking unhinged like she is trying to be happy and put a brave face on but is actually dying inside. She is giving a thumbs up
Very drunk ladies
Pellets i am drunk
Huge ass cup of vodka lemonade foreground, soccer pitch background
Brisket the tricolor Pembroke Welsh corgi eating a flamingo
Girl screaming at guy meme that says see they are really more of a clothing brand with a soccer some hustle referring to Forward Madison which does have good merch but really hasn't been that successful in USL1 in spite of all the money and fan support they have.
Joe Gallardo a soccer player standing on a pitch with his shorts pulled up and the slogan clear thighs, shorts up, cant lose
Two dudes dancing in the rain at Werner Park to Rhianna's "Umbrella"
Break in the clouds above a soccer field
Two women hold hands and roll down a grassy hill while giggling
Sign that says Big D warehouse
Screenshot of a text saying day drunk om a wed afternoon who hurt you
Two stunning ladies providing exposure therapy to a young man in a yellow bucket hat.
Sticker that looks like the air freshener you hang in your car that looks like the outline of a pine tree that says little trees amd "Farts of Pine" it is a very stupid USL1 heckle at Portlands soccer team the Hearts of Pine
Two hot ass women wearing cocktail attire
Caution sign with an illustration of a cyclist pitching over the handlebars of their bike
Black and white corgi with his tongue out
A distinguished lady with dark curly hair blowing a trombone on a berm.
Bernie meme once again asking union omaha to get it in yet again
Foreground of two cute dogs with soccer in the background
Bernie meme saying I am once again asking union omaha to get it in
Malort bottle in the background malort shot in the foreground with a dead fly
Graphic of the forecast for omaha showing it will be hot and humid as fuck
Forecast for Wednesday is hot and wet. This is also a gameday for Omaha
Bernie meme saying I am once again asking union omaha to get it in
Huge ass can of michelob ultra
Omaha fan complains to team because he is personally inconvenienced by a scheduling issue and while complaining shits on the Omaha Unifoed Team hard, forgetting that the word but in a sentence erases everything that comes before it.
Pic of Joe Gallardo with his shorts hiked up that says clear thighs shorts up camt lose
Bernie Sanders meme saying I am once again asking union omaha to get it in
A whole ass bottle of Malört
Parody of the my cousin vinny movie poster with a picture of the new union omaha interim head coach that reads my coach Vinnie
Sticker that says every league needs a good dom with the union omaha logo amd an xxx paddle
Zach G in the hangover dances awkwardly saying you know like who let the dogs who, who but it says Owls instead of dogs
Picture of an airport tarmac through a rainy window
Pellets by the pitch at Portland match, one making a sweet face and one being a tough thug
Two Pellets drinking beer at the Portland Zoo.
Two dapper ladies in whiskey pjs in front of a whale painting
Two cute ladies and some boats
Jumbotron displaying my law firm's sponsored flop of the match
Nick Hexum in a colorful jersey thst says Hexum 311 on it and 90s mom jeans chats with Omaha fans. Picture taken surreptitiously by pellets who are too cool for school and 311
Four hot ass chicks attend a soccer match