Kaitlyn the Strange

@omendreamer.bsky.social

1103 Followers 1267 Following

She/her pronouns, queer, 30 something years old. I contain multitudes.

A crimson invitation that reads sunset cocktails with Patricia. The botanicals and glasses full of alcohol are in inverted color.
A possum talks to a skull faced doppelganger: If if I'm really doing so much better now... Then why does this sadness taste so familiar? Doppelganger: Because better isn't something you just unlock for your life one day. It's work. Better is built from active choices and habits. You have to maintain better.
A bottle of golden rum, with the label Koloa Kaua'i Gold Rum.
The smooth tiny brain of a koala.
Still of Becky from Little Giants. She has brown hair and dirt on her face, wearing a jersey and a backwards baseball cap.
The Commodores will not be performing at the Great American State Fair.
Three lipsticks, in red, mauve, and magenta colors.
The album cover of Dr. Demento presents the greatest novelty records of all time volume 3 the 1960s
Leopard seal teeth and jawbone. The front teeth are straight for catching penguins and side teeth are trident shaped serrated nightmares for draining krill.
A brunette wearing a burgundy polka dot shirt is gazing at a framed oil painting on a wall. It pictures a woman and child cuddled in bed together.
A kleenex tissue box with Spider-Man crouched on the side. The tissues appear to be coming out of.his butt.
Quark from Star Trek DS9 is looking at the viewer, with the text "Rule of Acquisition #286: If someone posts a quality meme, you're not only right to acquire it; you are obligated to acquire it."
People speak of hope as if it is this delicate, ephemeral thing made of whispers and spider's webs. It's not. Hope has dirt on her face, blood on her knuckles, the grit of the cobblestones in her hair, and just spat out a toothe as she rises for another go.
Magnolia tree in bloom, the blossoms are pink.
writing-prompt-s "In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the 'Good' side?" raphaeliscoolbutrude Because being mean makes me feel bad. deflare Because my no-consequences power fantasy is being able to help everyone.
A bottle of Koloa Kaua'i Dark Hawaiian Rum on a mirrored bar.
Album cover for Bleed Out by The Mountain Goats. It is meant to look like a movie poster. There are several bloody bodies partially covered by sheets in the front, in the back is two dectective looking people, one of whom is crouching and lifting up a sheet to examine a body.
Gonzo from The Muppets is holding a mallet. He is shouting, "Yokels! Rubes! What do you know about great art?"
A hand holding a silver metal water bottle. The text says seiu 2015. There are stickers, with the main one being a ram skull with the text Our Will Is Sturdy
The back of the float, there are more planets visible and coiled springs coming off of the nacelles.
The bridge of the float with a sign that says space for everybody
A recipe from a vintage cookbook/magazine for cold ham mousse. There is a horrifying round orange gelatin mold, surrounded by tube rolls and hard boiled eggs cut in half with the whites full of pink and green slurry in deviled egg style.
A hand holding two cans of Roland Escargots Very Large Snails in front of a typical looking Walmart canned goods aisle.
A man reaches out his hand to shake. The hand is comically oversized and clearly fake. Charlie, Dee, and Frank look on bewildered.
A plate of cheesy creamy mandoline sliced potates, steamed asparagus, and fillet mignon.
Batman's aff his nut Have you seen the way he cuts aboot Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat Batterin guys I was lit at: "Mate, I'm worried aboot ye I know your ma and da died But everybody's ma and da dies And we're no aw runnin aboot Hookin muggers and Kickin psychopaths in the baws." And that was when Batman went "Aye, but do ye ever feel like it? Do you ever look at the world and feel like it? Like having a big mad base under your hoose? Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor that turns intae a tank? And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night? Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?" And that was when I was lit at: "Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae." And that's the Secret Origin of Robin and everybody else.
Gingerbread house. The roof is pretzels and red hots, with a plastic sleigh and reindeer on the roof.
A cartoon potato that looks like a dude with a big nose.
Cosplayers dressed as the cast of Smiling Friends. Alan is serving cunt.
The cover of The Quilt by Ann Jonas. It features an African American girl in pjs with a quilt over her head and a stuffie dog next to her.
Medusa Funko Pop.
Homer stands outside a building with the sign "All Night Gym" saying "What the hell is a gym?" He walks into the gym full of workout equipment and says "Oh! A Gym!"
A freshly carved unlit pumpkin.
Mr. Burns from The Simpsons, holding a model coffin with a mockup of his dead body and Smithers screaming in terror trapped at his feet. The dialogue says Mr. Burns: When I pass on, you shall be buried alive with me! Smithers: Oh... Goodie.
Winking pumpking headed scarecrow. His hands are made of straw and he's doing fingerguns.
Oh no comic. Grey blob people tell pink people "you do not fit in here" pink people create a yellow square and say " okay, we will make our own place". Grey blobs: " why are you excluding us" pink blobs: "oh no"
A Walmart packing slip for "To Have & to Holiday" "Jazz Ramsey: A K-9 Mystery" and "Crimes of Fashion: Killer Clut"
A string installation lit up neon green against the sky. The title of the piece was Rhizome.
Actor Richard Harrison, star of many terrible ninja movies. He is wearing a headband that says Ninja.
A yellow flower with deepening orange and red at the center of the petals.
A very confusing diagram of shower water/temperature controls.
A poster with 1960s Batman and Robin in the middle. The text reads "Holy Homosexuals, Batman! Rock & Roll Fag bar is moving to Woody's!!"
Timmy Turner kneeling and praying next to his bed. The text reads "Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny"
A sandwich bursting with egg, beef bulgogi, and sauce between two squares of thick toast.
A text conversation between The Flash, Batman, and Wonder Woman. The text reads: < Messages JLA Contacts Flash: Great news everybody! Iris is pregnant! Batman: My condolences. Fatherhood is terrible... Damian is the worst. Wonder Woman: What is pregnant? Flash: Pregnant. We're gonna give birth to a new life. Wonder Woman: Oh. Excellent. I know a great place to get clay to make your baby. Flash: Where do you think babies come from? Wonder Woman: You mold a small human from clay and imbue it with magic. Flash: That's... um. Batman: Seriously we all hate Damian right? Wonder Woman: He is of bad clay. TEXTS FROM SUPER HEROES
The Orangina car. It is tiny and shaped like a bottle of the juice.
Man in an Aztec Batman headress, with SDCC panel logo background.
Blonde woman in a Starfleet Academy tshirt is standing next to an enormous yellow rubber chicken.
A giant inflatable rat on a city sidewalk.
A pickup truck, flying American flags and gay pride flags. The sign says We Are Stonewall.
Oscar the Grouch wearing a pair of sunglasses. The text reads: Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It is called garbage can not garbage cannot.
Kool-Aid man bursting through the wall with the text "Because they like Trump and want him to rule us like a king."
A protest sign that reads "You Poked the Bear" and has Solidarity fists rising below the silhouette of an angry bear.
A protest sign that reads "You Poked the Bear" and has Solidarity fists rising below the silhouette of an angry bear.
Inflatable Blue T-Rex costume, holding a sign that says "Fraud Waste Abuse Stop the Nerd Reich."
A possom sits on a fence and speaks to a pink skull faced possum. IF I'M REALLY DOING SO MUCH BETTER NOW. ...THEN WHY DOES THIS SADNESS TASTE SO FAMILIAR. BECAUSE "BETTER" ISN'T SOMETHING YOU JUST UNLOCK FOR YOUR LIFE ONE DAY. IT'S WORK. "BETTER" IS BUILT FROM ACTIVE CHOICES AND HABITS. YOU HAVE TO MAINTAIN "BETTER".
A dark wood panelled bar with numerous specialty liquors used in high end cocktails.
Quark, an alien from Star Trek: DS9. The text says, "Rule of acquisition #286: If someone posts a quality meme, you're not only right to acquire it; you are obligated to acquire it."
@iamragesparkle I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, "no. get out." And the dude next to me says, "hey i'm not doing anything, i'm a paying customer." and the bartender reaches under the counter for a bat or something and says, "out. now." and the dude leaves, kind of yelling. And he was dressed in a punk uniform, I noticed Anyway, I asked what that was about and the bartender was like, "you didn't see his vest but it was all nazi shit. Iron crosses and stuff. You get to recognize them." And i was like, ohok and he continues. "you have to nip it in the bud immediately. These guys come in and it's always a nice, polite one. And you serve them because you don't want to cause a scene. And then they become a regular and after awhile they bring a friend. And that dude is cool too. And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now. And it's too late because they're entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down. And i was like, 'oh damn.' and he said "yeah, you have to ignore their reasonable arguments because their end goal is to be terrible, awful people." And then he went back to ignoring me. But I haven't forgotten that at all.
"People speak of hope as if it is this delicate, ephemeral thing made of whispers and spider's webs. It's not. Hope has dirt on her face, blood on her knuckles, the grit of the cobblestones in her hair, and just spat out a tooth as she rises for another go." By twitter user Matthew @CrowsFault