π•Ήπ–Šπ–Žπ–‘π–‘π–Žπ–ŠπŸ₯€πŸŒ™ @omniavanitas.bsky.social Β· Nov 29

Just saw on the news that Vancouver is issuing warnings for the final three Eras Tour shows. They are telling Swifties not to go down to the arena if they don’t have tickets and are preparing for β€˜2011 Stanley Cup riot level events.’ But on the bright side the horses are getting friendship bracelets

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DollAki πŸ”žπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ YVR // JOIN THE AKILLITES TODAY Β· Nov 29

Wait, this isn't an Onion article?!?!