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Bite-sized horror reviews/recommendations with no spoilers if I can help it. Instagram: instagram.com/onehorrorplease/ Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/onehorrorplease/ She/her.

In a Violent Nature (2024) Movie review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a man in a cloth mask holding a hook with a chain attached to it. He is facing away towards hills covered with a lush green forest.
Stopmotion (2023) Movie review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a young woman with a serious expression. In the background a stop-motion filming set can be seen.
Heart Eyes (2025) Movie review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a man in a mask with glowing red heart eyes. In the backgroud, there is a merry-go-round. It is nighttime and there's nobody else around.
The Descent (2005) Movie review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a woman in a tank top covered in blood and in the midst of a primal scream.
The Long Walk (2025) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured are two young men wearing backpacks and numbered tags. The both look taken aback by something seen out of view.
Se7en (1995) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured are two men. The man in the foreground looks down at something, seemingly distraught by what he sees.
Slither (2006) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured are a man and a woman in the woods. The man is poking at something with a stick, while the woman screams in terror.
Text in the corner: Trick ' Treat (2007) Pictured is a young boy standing in front of an uncarved pumpkin. A man in a bloodied shirt and a crazed expression stands behind the boy, with one hand on the boy's head and a raised knife in the other. Text below says: "Let's carve a scary face this time." @onehorrorplease
Good Boy (2025) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a dog looking at something in the darkness. In the background, a man is standing holding a lantern.
People who watch horror movies all year, looking at people who watch them just during Halloween season (Image of three men in aristocratic clothing standing upon a balcony and appearing disdainful.)
Gretel & Hansel (2020) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a teenage girl in period clothing exploring the dark hallway of a candlelit house.
The Bay (2012) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a young woman, surrounded by darkness, holding a news reporter's microphone and looking anxious.
Together (2025) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured are a man and a woman looking down at something. They look disheveled and afraid.
Exhuma (2024) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is an older man of East-Asian descent with symbols painted on his face. Bathed in ominous orange lighting, he looks up in concern.
Frogman (2023) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a man in the woods at night blowing into a flute-like instrument while nervously looking off into the darkness.
Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person (2023) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a teenage girl gently touching with her fingertip a fanged tooth in her mouth.
In the Tall Grass (2019) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a young woman standing outside on a bright sunny day, looking at something further away. There's an old church in the background.
The Perfection (2018) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a woman with an uncertain expression standing in a hallway wearing a fancy oriental style dress.
Pyewacket (2017) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a teenage girl with a focused expression. She is surrounded by trees with red strings tied between them.
28 Years Later (2025) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured are a man and a boy, armed with bows, running from a frenzied-looking man chasing them.
28 Weeks Later (2007) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a man being chased by a group of rabid-looking people.
28 Days Later (2002) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a man in medical scrubs shouting as he walks the empty and littered streets of London.
I See You (2019) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a teenage boy coming up the stairs in sleeping clothes, looking alert as if he has heard something.
Text in the corner: Saw (2004) Pictured is a frightened woman with an intricate and dangerous-looking metal contraption her head. Text below says: "Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore." @onehorrorplease
Silent Hill (2006) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a woman in a crumbling bathroom leaning with her back against the door, seemingly frightened of what is on the other side.
Wish Upon (2017) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a teenage girl with an exaggerated expression of shock and splattering of blood on her face.
Hard Candy (2005) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a teenage girl with an unreadable expression on her face. There's some dark red substance on her lower lip, though she seems unharmed.
Trap (2024) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a man in a crowd at a concert, looking around suspiciously.
Truth or Dare (2018) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a young woman with a menacing and unnatural grin on her face.
Life (2017) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a close-up of a man in a dark room holding a flashlight and staring intently at something.
30 Days of Night (2007) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a pale man with fanged teeth. His face is bloodied and eyes black.
Sinners (2025) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a scene from the movie where the characters are standing defensively, armed with weapons and looking frightened.
Bone Tomahawk (2015) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured are two older men whose clothing and overall appearance conveys an Old West setting. They look tense and focused on something out of view.
Text in the corner: The Cabin in the Woods (2011) Pictured is a woman with a bloodied face and wounds on her neck, looking weary. Text below says: "It's time to give someone else a chance." @onehorrorplease
Weapons (2025) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is the silhouette of a young child looking outside through the window at night.
Holidays (2016) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a young woman illuminated by pink lighting, holding a letter and looking into the camera adoringly.
1922 (2017) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a man (Thomas Jane) dressed in overalls looking down at something.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is Jennifer Love Hewitt's character from the movie.
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is Jennifer Love Hewitt's character standing in a darkened corridor, seemingly cautious or alert.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured are two main characters from the movie, played by Jennifer Love Hewitt and Freddie Prinze Jr., looking alert and afraid.
Possessor (2020) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is Andrea Riseborough's character from the movie. It is a close-up shot illuminated by red light.
MadS (2024) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is one of the characters from the movie walking in a street at night. Her face is covered in blood.
Flatliners (2017) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is Elliot Page's character from the movie who is wearing some sort of scientific device on their head.
Salem's Lot (2024) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a scene from the movie showing the dark silhouettes of two young boys walking through a wooded area.
The Fly (1986) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is a man (played in the movie by Jeff Goldblum) with a strange rash on his face staring in the mirror.
What Keeps You Alive (2018) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is the movie's main character who's standing in the woods with a bloodied face, played by Brittany Allen.
Friend Request (2016) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is character from the movie sitting in front of a laptop, played by Liesl Ahlers.
Cam (2018) Movie review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is main character from the movie, played by Madeline Brewer.
The Sacrament (2013) Movie Review by @onehorrorplease Pictured is character from the movie played by AJ Bowen.
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Tier 6 - "We all float down here." (Unoriginal or boring, with better alternatives out there. Wouldn't recommend.) 30. Humane 31. Frogman 32. Don't Move Background for the post is a barely visible and desaturated image of Kelsey Asbille's character in Don't Move.
Tier 5 - "Can we watch something happy now?" (Felt either drained or unimpressed after watching. Not for me, but others might enjoy.) 26. Smile 2 27. Abigail 28. In a Violent Nature 29. Chime 30. Azrael Background for the post is a barely visible and desaturated image of Alisha Weir's character from Abigail.
Tier 4 - "Whatever you do, don't fall asleep." (Not necessarily bad, but somewhat predictable or generally unexceptional.) 19. Exhuma 20. Salem's Lot 21. Trap 22. Never Let Go 23. Lisa Frankenstein 24. Immaculate 25. Milk & Serial Background for the post is a barely visible and desaturated image of the characters of Kathryn Newton and Cole Sprouse from Lisa Frankenstein.
Tier 3 - "Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!" (Points for originality and/or style, but execution wasn't 100%) 11. Longlegs 12. Speak No Evil 13. Late Night with the Devil 14. The First Omen 15. Infested 16. MaXXXine 17. I Saw the TV Glow 18. Cuckoo Background for the post is a barely visible and desaturated image of Mia Goth's character from MaXXXine.
Tier 2 - "We have such sights to show you." (Not quite in the top tier, but I enjoyed myself.) 6. Stopmotion 7. Alien: Romulus 8. MadS 9. Terrifier 3 10. Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person Background for the post is a barely visible and desaturated image of Art the Clown from Terrifier 3.
Tier 1 - "Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?" (Favorites of the year.) 1. The Substance 2. Heretic 3. Strange Darling 4. Oddity 5. A Quiet Place: Day One Background for the post is a barely visible and desaturated image of Demi Moore's character from The Substance.
Title: 2024 Horror Movie Ranking (by @onehorrorplease) Background for the post is a barely visible and desaturated image of Kyle Gallner's character from Strange Darling.