Sylvie

@oneirocosm.bsky.social

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(she/they) 32 the former holder of the moonshot belt (how did that happen?)

The Patrick "push it somewhere else" meme. Patrick is saying "Let's take Moontropolis and push it somewhere else."
The "Distracted Boyfriend" meme. The boyfriend is labeled "my opponent." The girlfriend is labeled "issues." The girl the boyfriend is looking at is labeled "sensationalist bullshit."
The Fry from Futurama squinting meme. The text over it says "Not sure if its real or just a false promise."
The words "Mooooon City 2036" are in the middle of the screen, but the "o"s in "mooooon" are the five olympic rings. Above, there is the silhouette of the moon with a stylized city on it.
One astronaut is looking at the moon shaded as a lesbian flag in the distance. They say "Wait, the moon is a lesbian?" A different astronaut points a gun at the first and says "Always has been."
a picture of a city on the moon in front of a starry sky. the text "sylvie for mayor" can be seen in the sky above
Sylvie announces her campaign and explains her goals. (Sorry this is so short--the full transcript is too big for bluesky)
nagito komaeda from danganronpa 2 tapping his forehead. he is a white-haired twink with pale skin and dead-looking gray eyes. he wears a white shirt and a dark gray jacket.
Young phonecall the fish (before turning more blue) but a football helmet has been photoshopped onto his head. Also, a football has been photoshopped into his fin.
A list of 25 games arranged into a 5x5 grid with the names of the games listed on the right. Going row by row, the games are: 1. The World Ends with You 2. We Know the Devil 3. NieR Replicant 4. Xenoblade Chronicles 5. Titanfall 2 6. Kid Icarus: Uprising 7. Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep 8. Celeste 9. Sonic Adventure 10. Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn 11. Undertale 12. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker 13. Pokemon Black 14. Chrono Trigger 15. Final Fantasy X 16. The Black Knight 2000 (pinball machine) 17. Hyper Light Drifter 18. To the Moon 19. Metal Gear Solid 20. Super Paper Mario 21. Pictochat 22. Flipnote Studio 23. Golden Sun 24. Dragon Quest IX 25. You Don't Know the Half of It: Fins of the Father
a wrestler action figure. it depicts a shirtless man with purple pants, black boots, white wristbands, and blonde hair. there are black logos covering the crotch, thighs, and knees.
a notes app apology. on november 8th, 2025 at 9:26 pm est, i posted that code geass is the greatest anime of all time. i regret to inform you that this was the result of a punishment to post a bad take for a “try not to laugh” game. i do not in fact believe that code geass is the greatest anime ever created, and i’m sorry that you had to find out this way. while it does have its moments, i largely find it to be a show that thinks it’s smarter than it actually is. it is also inherently misogynistic and too obsessed with its version if the”great man theory.” i am deeply sorry for my actions and will try to do better in “try not to laugh” games in the future.
a pumpkin carving of the pokémon, slowbro. this is the galarian variant, so the shading is slightly different and the shell is clamped on the arm instead of the tail
a pumpkin carving of the pokémon phantump
a pumpkin carving of the pokémon spiritomb
the cat from the previous photo has had its head photoshopped onto looker's (from pokemon) body
the team name is listed as tony hawk profession skaters. it has a logo of a red bird emoji
every trio has: *speaker: picture of riku from kingdom hearts *listener: picture of kairi from kingdom hearts *the confused one: picture of sora from kingdom hearts they are all in the kingdom hearts union cross art style
S Tier: The Wind Waker, A Link Between Worlds, Twilight Princess A Tier: Link's Awakening, The Minish Cap, Spirit Tracks, A Link to the Past B Tier: Skyward Sword, Marjora's Mask, Phantom Hourglass C Tier: Ocarina of Time, Breath of the Wild D Tier: The Legend of Zelda, The Adventure of Link
a picture of me, sylvie
dragon ball gt krillin and dragon ball gt goku sitting on a beach
the "two men" meme with riley and andrew playing with the same controller (each with one hand on it) in an embrace. the text says " sometimes you just need ... two men ... yes our bodies are strong but our friendship is stronger. we have been friends for over 14 years. of course there have been ups and downs but we always come to terms with our differences because friendship like this comes once in a life time... by hiring us you will receive not just the strength of our bodies but the strength of our emotional bond as well. hire us: moonshot.mov"
a pumpkin carving of misdreavus from pokémon lit up at night
a pumpkin carving of the pokémon alolan marowak lit up at night
a pumpkin carving of the pokémon jigglypuff lit up at night
a pumpkin carving of the pokémon gengar
a sign for the Monster Bobo Latte. Underneath this title, it says “fresh mellow milk, rich brown sugar bubble, amazing wild good taste” in smaller text. the font is the same font the monster energy drink uses
a picture of me under a small shade. my right shoulder is clearly sunburnt. i am wearing a black rib knit crop top and my hair is tied back. i am tired and it is very hot. my eyeliner on my right eye is a little smudged
an iPhone home screen showing app icons for twitter, tumblr, discord, zulip, bluesky, and cohost