Olive Gardner

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Hopelessly earnest, if you know what I mean, Vern.

Black and white promo shot for the Show Half Nelson with Pesci flanked by Victoria Jackson and Fred Williamson. He’s a lot shorter than them and the caption at the top says “He IS standing up”. The copy below that reads: He’s Rocky Nelson, a New York “cop” in Beverly Hills — a short guy with some very big ideas!
Two double-yolked eggs frying in a pan
One of those pics of trump with his fists raised after his ear got shot.
Picture of 2 eggs frying, each with 2 yolks. 3 of the yolks broke, which I’m not proud of
Black dog staring at a chew treat.
Picture of the guy who’s designed to survive car crashes, with a crazy bulbous head and large rib cage.
The smart guy pic where the guy (who is not Eddie Murphy) taps his head knowingly
Screen shot of listing on Gruv for a blu-ray bundle of Jaws 2, Jaws 3, and Jaws: The Revenge
Text with mom: Me: You seen Jimothy Mom: is that a movie? Or are you referring to Jimothy the raccoon ? Me: yeah, da raccoon Mom: I just looked him up. A little creepy!
Poster for Young Washington. Andy Serkis is in this. When combined with the Animal Farm movie he did, this fact makes me wonder if he’s a tradchristian guy?
Cover of the game SSX Tricky with a P added to it to make a topical joke about the catholics. Not really a joke there, basically just a reference.
The lady in the communication hub room from the John Wick Movies, declaring the SSPX excommunicado
The first reformed screen cap
Screenshot from metacritic showing death cab for cutie scores, but just scores from movies, TV shows, and games. No way to see albums that I can tell.
Poster for The Skin I Live In, where the Antonio Banderas is next to a person with a mask on that looks a lot like the cat with the face pancake, imo
Power Team poster. A bunch of American Gladiator- type muscle men arrayed out holding swords. They used to go to schools and do feats of strength like ripping phone books in half to inspire kids to follow the lord Jesus Christ
Gwyneth Paltrow leaning against a drone I think, with a headline reading, “Gwyneth Paltrow and Trae Stephens Discuss: The Future of American Defense”
Picture of a box of a fisher price farm animal set, with the line “Today you’re the Farmer. Tomorrow, the pig?”
Plastic baby toy called a 4-in-1 learning hamburger.
The Freedom 250 poster that had Martina McBrode, The Commodores, et al as featured performers. Notable the only pictured person unstruck is Vanilla Ice, but there is a lower caption that say “…and many more!”
Black dog Kaizo looking at me like he doesn’t want to be just lazing around all day.
Album Cover of Andrew W.K.’s “I Get Wet”, where a speech bubble makes him say the quoted post. He’s got a bloody nose and long brown hair. In the process of sourcing the pic, I found out he’s married to Kat Dennings, which makes a lot of sense to me.
Picture of the inside of a plastic rolling municipal trash bin, with letter stickers inside reading: “No dog shit pls No caca por favor”
Black dog kaizo laying down on his back lookin at the camera. It’s not in the pic, but he has diarrhea today.
Skeet with a pic of Kurt Loder on mtv news, with the skeet saying, “Kurt Loder turns 81 today. We are old as fuck.”
Me in a bathroom mirror waist up (not mine, where the mirror would be much dirtier). i look goofy taking a mirror selfie, but most inportantly , my ears are basically invisible.
Screenshot of a letterboxd review for “Lorne” that reads, “lorne and oprah are the last two people in showbiz”
Black dog kaizo laying down and being hadsome
Screenshot of a spirit halloween costume where the person’s head is sticking out, but there’s a alien head behind it and a fake kid body, so the wearer looks like a kid getting alien abducted.
Pic of Mt. Rushmore
The girl and the fire meme, but with the cat’s intense star from the quoted picture instead of the girl
Nice looking lady scratching chest of black & white dog while he splays out a bit.
Tiger Woods after the accident, handcuffed with a white blanket on his head, looking lost.
Screen cap of Tobias Funkë from Arrested Development saying “but it might work for us”
Very sexy pic of Kira Nerys with quark’s head from that episode of Deep Space 9
Guitar Promo video clip where the guy says it has a maple/bubinga/panga panga neck
Picture of a black/melanistic squirrel. I’ve seem it around over the last several years from time to time. He’s kinda hard to see because he’s a bit obscured by tree.
Black dog Kaizo looking into the yard, vigilant. I took the picture cause he had a buncha grass on him, but you can’t really see it.
Black dog Kaizo laying down, looking defeated
Post reading: “A perfectly cogent explanation that is demolished by the 65,536 revolting, shirtless images that blessed all of our timelines this week courtesy of the sinewy fuck atop HHS.”
Screencap of an e-mail from BandsInTown telling me that John Coltrane is coming to Houston
Screen shot telling me that FICO High achievers have an average of 11 revolving accounts.
Screenshot of my email inbox. Two e-mails from Capital One. One is congratulating me because an account balance (paid off car) went to $0. One a couple down from that is warning me that my credit score dropped because my credit usage ratio basically doubled because I paid off the car loan.
Screen cap of a youtube thumbnail on a video a out rare chords. The chord is a flattened Imaj7. I know it’s a roman numeral 1, but also I is a letter not that far after G, and there’s a weird sonic the hedgehog puppet thing who looks distressed, and it kinda looks like he’s saying “Ima”, like he’s trying to articulate what he’s about to do.
Screen cap of Danny McBride in Vice Principals pointing and telling a student “Pants Up”
Mike Myers in a still from Wayne’s World movie doing a Pizza Hut product placement.
Furio from the Sopranos, looking fine as hell in a shit that’s mostly black, but has patches of tiger stripe type pattern. RIP
Notification that “Her Smell” has dropped in price. It’s that Elisabeth Moss movie from A few years of go
Black dog with handsome greying muzzle napping.
Down detector screenshot showing a bunch of people having problems with office 365
Email message starting: Hi {user}, Thanks again for shopping with us at {store_name}! We'd love to hear what you
Excerpt from the article: "I feel a little bit uncomfortable with the propaganda element of this," one crew member shared, "but Brett Ratner was the worst part of working on this project." "He did actually chew a piece of gum and throw it in a coffee cup on my cart," a staff member told Rolling Stone, [but] "didn't acknowledge my existence for even one nanosecond."
Lavos, the final boss of Chrono Trigger
That one dog-girl chimera from Full Metal Alchemist.
Black Dog Kaizo looking away. He has a buncha dry grass on him, but they might not show up in da picture
Me trying to post above skeet, but in the bluesky app a little message at the top says I can’t connect
Pop up notification offering to use satellite service because Verizon is fucked, and also a message in the background from the same Verizon offering to shrink my wireless bill