onen

@onen.bsky.social

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lighthearted posts about things i like and/or care about

Three bluesky tweets sorry I'm not transcribing them for this dumb discussion
Photo of 五柳炸蛋 sorry I don't know the English name
Picture of a kea with its wings spread as it lands
Screenshot of an Onion headline reading "This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t"
Waka Flocka Flame reading a Youtube comment by Susan McSwiney (which he pronounces "Soosayne") that reads "hell yea bitch dis go hard as hell flocka i will suck big dick team slut all day and week month year and century i love big naps D I C K S Q U A D". The comment leaves Flocka speechless.
Screenshot of the video game Way of the Samurai 4 showing a woman in golden armor. Below it, her name and title: British Royal Marine Commander Melinda Megamelons
The Boston Marathon bombing proved to be Keys's final undoing; he lashed out at Reuters social media editor Anthony De Rosa, accusing his boss of tweet plagiarism. Keys also took a lot of heat for erroneously tweeting that one of the bombing suspects was in custody and live-tweeting the Boston police scanner after the police department had asked the media to stop. Yesterday, Keys announced (on Twitter, of course) that his 14-month employment with Reuters had come to an end. He replied to my questions via email.
Comment on Steam reading: "Yeah, Christmas ... while it's all rather pleasant on the surface, the performance, sadly, remains an exercise in absurdity ... "
Panel from a comic book depicting a man with at least 10 babies (likely even more) strapped to his body, holding another man hostage and saying "You can't shoot me. You can't taze me. You can't gas me. You can't even knock me down. Not without something very fragile and very precious going squish."
Domino's pizza with large pieces of chicken, bacon, crushed oreos and a cheese "volcano" in the centre
365 day learning streak image from Duolingo
Cover art for the video game "Echo Point Nova"
Cover art for the game "PARKSIDE: DECAYED SOUL MANIPULATION"
Saeko: Giantess Dating Sim title card
B.C. Piezophile title card
THRESHOLD game cover art
Steam's Next Fest logo with the slogan "A celebration of upcoming games"
A bowl of mapo tofu next to a bowl of white rice
Photo of a hand holding a cup of iced coffee with a bag behind it showing it's Moutai flavored coffee, a new marketing fad in mainland China
Screenshot of the duolingo app showing a 111 day streak, and a message saying 500 lessons have been completed this streak
manga page of two women wearing police uniform. one is holding up a badge and cuffs, and the other is pointing a pistol. they're shouting "please don't do anything scary! we never learned proper firearm safety!"
meme showing a guy looking at disco elysium with a text bubble saying "wow! such riveting socio-political commentary!" and an arrow pointing from his eyes to the game. another arrow originating from the game that goes over the guy's head is labeled "dutch people are evil"
screenshot of twin peaks season 1 episode 1 where the police find laura palmer's body except instead of laura palmer it's homer simpson from the simpsons
Plate of food loaded with Chinese vegan food
Tweet my Richard Dawkins: "I hate the neologism "owned" for "scored a victory over". I have no intention of owning anyone, and nobody will ever own me." Reply by Renekton Bot: "@RichardDawkins 1v1 me. We'll see what happens."
photo of a computer screen showing a microsoft edge window with a bing search for "chrome". above the search results is an ad that says "there's no need to download a new browser"
a hotwheels muscle car on a hobby cutting mat