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Dril tweet feb 16, 2017: “Issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to them”
Image: Krust the clown from the Simpsons with a cigarette in his mouth, absolutely shocked by what he is seeing
Lutz, leaning in close to Frank from 30 Rock, with the text “Blimpie’s.”
Image: Kirk Van Houten from the Simpsons, in shorts and a wife beater, holding a beer, gesturing proudly to his racecar behind him, with a smug and divorced look on his face Text: My 20 year old son drinks milk and can’t order for himself at restaurants
Image: Simpsons - a mother at itchy & scratchy land gift shop, holding her son Bort’s hand, while replying to a man named Bort, in front of Bart Simpson Text: My son is also maladjusted
Image: Lucille Bluth from arrested development Text: “They’re made of paper, how much could they weigh Michael? 5LB?
Image: Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force (ATHF) Text: “You look at him and tell me there’s a God.”
Image: Marge, from the Simpsons, looking at a laughably large collection of exotic spices, including novelty “Oregano” Text: “Eight spices? Oh, some must be doubles.”
Image: Barney from the Simpsons Text: wife, I’m worried about the ranch supply. After this bottle and the other bottle, there’s only one bottle left.
Image: Kirk from the Simpsons showing his racing car bed
Image: Ben Wyatt from parks and rec Text: “I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it’s gonna bug me if I don’t “
Image: Michael Corleone from godfather part 3 Text: “Everytime I think I’m out, they pull me right back in”
Image: Frank Reynolds from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (IASIP) mid-epiphany of understanding. Text: I get it now
Image: old luke skywalker from starwars Text: the sacred texts
Image: Kent Brockman from the Simpsons Text: I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: democracy simply doesn’t work.
Image: Dr. Manhattan, observing multiple instances of time at once, from the panel “the year is…” from Watchmen comics
Black cat, outside, on leash
Image: Simpsons bus driver tapping a sing Text: “don’t make me tap the sign” Second panel is an image of the tweet dated october 2016 “Well, I’d like to see ol Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam! *Trump wriggles his way out of the jam easily* Ah! Well. Nevertheless.”
Image: Homer Simpson doing a hunger strike Text: Dogman is kinda like robocop, but not in a sacrilegious way
Image: Homer Simpson wearing a monocle, test driving a fancy card Text: What advantages does this fitness club have over say, a recreational center, whose membership I can also afford?
Image: from billy madison, adam sandler is talking to a kid about video games at lunch, arguing if mortal kombat or donkey kong is better. Text: Donkey Kong sucks
Image: Kirk Vanhouten from the Simpsons in front of his racecar bed Text: “my politics are like this electric taxi from google”
Image: Marge Simpson reading a letter Text: “thanks for the fab coat hanger of yours truly. I hung it in me closet. You’re quite an artist” to be read in Ringo’s star voice.
Article screenshot, text: “The whole mess is just further evidence of a complete lack of strategy, planning, or even directions with Trump’s tariffs.”
CSMS message
Image: simpsons steamed hams Text: may I see it? No
Image: I think you should Leave (ITYSL) car focus group guy Text: “Oh, my god, he admit it!”
Top image: boxer gearing up for a fight Top Text: ok ima workout every morning before work Bottom image: boxer taking a break, tired Bottom text: damn daylight savings time got hands
Image: Sam Richardson and Tim Robinson from “I think you should leave”, singing “Friday night” Text: Friday night
Image: kent brockman from the Simpsons, in a newscast, wearing a red suit jacket, green undershirt and blue tie and handkerchief Text: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Bullying simply works
Text: “referring to the target as genitalia or anus are now considered non-violating and are allowed.” Another policy shift: “referring to the target as genitalia or anus are now considered non-violating and are allowed.” As an example of what is now permissible, Facebook offers up: “Italians are dickheads.”
Image: Gil from the Simpsons being audited by the IRS Text: “Don’t I get a lick? Doesn’t Gil get a lick?” From one of my favorite episodes, “The Trouble with Trillions”
Michigan mentioned meme
Image: frank (danny devito) from it’s always sunny in Philadelphia (iasip) in a tuxedo, extending his hand with an egg. Text: can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
Image: old homer simpson Text: Oh, what a bleak horrible future we live in!
Text: americans who elect a racist rapist reality tv star who steals from charities, kills 1m americans, causes a depression and destroys the constitution Image: I’ll fuckin do it again goofy
Image: “I’ll do it again” goofy Text: People from reality tv aren’t qualified to be president.
Morty from rick and morty hooked up to a machine, eyes closed, smiling like something being beamed into his brain
Guy Incognito from the Simpsons
Ulysses S Grant historical photo, colorized, as the cover for James Joyce’s “Ulysses”
Homer Simpson discussing the Honda Odyssey as the cover for Homer’s Odyssey. Text: “That minivan had the biggest cup holders”
Robert downey Jr as Iron man, (The iron mask is visible but open) as the cover to “the man in the iron mask”
Laura palmer in twin peaks saying “I’ll see you again in 25 years” and Laura palmer again in the twin peaks sequel, after 20 some years As the cover of the 3 musketeers sequel, “twenty years after”
The 3 Musketeers candy as the cover for the novel with the same name
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #2,235,118, onionbook.bsky.social ‪@onionbook.bsky.social‬, joined on Nov 29, 2023"
Image: Simpsons screenshots of hank scorpio questioning Homer Simpson Text: “by the way homer what’s your least favorite musketeer” “Aramis” “Everyone always says that”
Image: Simpsons snowball 2 infront of the TV with two dozen greyhounds surrounding the tv Text: get that musketeer out of the way
Image: Simpson 3 panel, 1) sideshow bob holding lisa 2) then bart 3) martin in front of the class Text: 1) “Especially Athos” 2) “But especially Porthos” 3) “What about Aramis? I’m aware of his work.”
Image: Dril tweet Text: go ahead. keep screaming “Shut the Fuck Up “ at me. it only makes my opinions Worse
Image: Bret from flight of the conchords Text: this is another one of your weird truth social posts, man. (Instead of “this is another one of your weird songs, man”)
Typo highlighted, repeated word “at at”, I think
Image: simpsons Text: Lisa, “RFK JR?” Nelson / joe rogan, “I don’t know, my brain worm is in control right now, too.” Lisa, “touche”
Image: Simpsons, lisa noticing nelson’s “nuke the whale” poster, joe rogan photoshopped on Nelson’s head Text: “RFK jr?” “I don’t know. My brain worm’s in control right now, too.” “Touche”
Image: Frank from It’s always sunny in Philadelphia with sloppy edited subtitles Text: I have realized it’s it’s not totally accurate, because I’ve seen a Kennedy eat found roadkill. I’ve seen many found roadkill eaten by RFK Jr.
Sam Richardson: I’m not feeling too hot Tim Robinson: how many hot dogs did you have for lunch? SR: Three TR: well, there’s your problem. You’re starving!
Subreddit r/houseofthedragon post: “After ‘house of the dragon,’ George RR Martin says there are 7 thrones shows in development “
Image: mcguirk from home movies Text: sometimes I think that we’re in the prison and the prisoners are not
Image: janitor from billy madison Text: miss lippy’s car is green! Billy likes to drink soda.
Image: janitor from billy madison Text: Miss lippy’s car is Green! Billy likes to drink soda.
Image: homer simpson leaning over bart Text: son, shut the hell up about pikachu for 30 seconds