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@onlineandnice.bsky.social

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extremely mad and incredibly dumb chicago da best city in da world baby

a gold and black surly bicycle leaning up against a "road ends" sign. the road is ending on the edge of a lake.
the amc theaters website showing a message stating "you are now in line" when all i wanna do is check showtimes
@pauljholden.com quote-posting @kigginstheatre.bsky.social's post of screenshots of the beatles running in "a hard day's night" and james bond laying on his back firing a gun in "tomorrow never dies" and it looks like james bond is hunting the beatles for sport
an unspeakably dumb grey and white cat sleeping on my lap. his back paw pads are pink and very spread out.
a big ol italian sandwich in a bottle cage on a gold surly midnight special bike
a cardboard box full of bees
big ol bee swarm in a tree during the night
a giant swarm of honeybees in a tree from a community garden hive
whole lotta bees going in and out of their hive
jacob misiorowski's first inning against the yankees yesterday. 10 pitches, 9 strikes, 3 strikeouts, all over 100 mph with 7 at or over 103 mph.
a very dumb grey and white cat laying on a rug. he looks like a furry rotisserie chicken.
tiger woods yawning on dashcam footage after his recent dui but it also looks like he's screaming in a car like mc ride in the "guillotine" music video
a picture of lucille bluth's driver's license from the show "arrested development"
a dog laying on a donut style bed in front of a bunch of cubes full of records. the dog is laying on the bed where his body is in the bed but his head and front legs are outside of it. looks highly uncomfortable but i'm not a dog.
two white suvs that have somehow been in a collision. one of the subs was parked and the other is missing a bumper.
a mostly black airedale puppy. his paws, mouth, and chest are brown and white. they've already got two dogs what the heck are they thinking??
a picture taken with a thermal camera showing higher heat at the top of a beehive, indicating that the hive survived the winter
a formerly stray cat named peg hanging out on the bar of the music venue the empty bottle in chicago. peg is grey with stripes and attacking a woman's scarf.
a black and white spotted blue heeler border collie mix laying in a dog bed in front of a lot of records. ziggy is staring intensely at our cat off frame.
matt christman posting "hot dog dj getting shot by jack ruby sent tweet" and user @methstrength replying with a photoshop of the hot dog dj getting shot by jack ruby
cara from the armed crowd surfing during their song "big shell"
a dumb grey and white cat wrapped up in a green blanket on a bed. he's smug as hell.
norman rockwell's painting "freedom of speech"
homemade sliced bacon lookin real tasty
a big ol slab of homemade bacon
a black and white spotted dog looking very sad for no reason on a green couch
post saying "if canada wins the world series get ready for the smuggest hurricane of resistance tweets from people who didn't even watch it."
live performance of the band destroyer. lotta cool blue and gold stage lighting
a very close up picture of a very dumb white and grey cat with a pink nose. he is staring directly at the camera with zero thoughts in his brain.
a very dumb grey and white cat sleeping in a grey chair next to an open window
I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I’ll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it’s actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called “wildly miscalculated” and you haven’t seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee. You can’t help anybody when you’re exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of “I would love to be dead right now” on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that’s wonderful because we’re not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.
a big ol fat raccoon sitting on the ground next to a tree
a very dumb grey and white cat sitting on a chair breathing in the fresh air coming from an open window. his face is up against the window screen.
a semi filled frame of bees, the queen has a painted teal dot on her back so we can see where she is more easily
the scoreboard at american family field showing brewers brice turang as a dog named bark turang because it's bark at the park night
a totalled black car, front bumper completely ripped off, on the grass between the lakefront trail and lake shore drive.
a big ol stray grey cat with white boots and white face markings
a vintage vienna beef and showing a hot dog the size of navy pier
a photo of andrew vaughn, possibly the greatest hitter of all time, giving a thumbs up to the camera. he looks 60 or 70 years old despite being 27.
a bee box frame that's almost fully capped over with wax, meaning the honey inside is ready for harvest. a couple dozen bees are still working on it.
a 2010ish iphone screenshot of a text from my buddy's dad asking him "sam....what's a juggolo" with a phone background of the 1996 jennifer aniston and lisa kudrow "got milk?" ad