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goose was not valued, eggs do not lay eggs

a poster of an ms paint blue hedgehog blasting piss off a cliff whilst a ladybug watches on. the text says "piss where we want"
Friendship ended meme featuring man shaking hands with another man whose head is crossed our and replaced with a pair of giant baggy low slung jeans. Ben gibbard and Gerard way are crossed out. Text reads "friendship ended with GREB MILLENNIAL TROUSER (DEATH CAB) now GREB MILLENNIAL TROUSER (KORN) is my best friend"
a canva poster generated from the prompt "sonic the hedgehog urinating" has produced a tasteful AI wedding invitation to Olivia and Aaron's wedding
Red haired woman looks fondly at livid tortie
Tony Robinson explains odysesseus on a very 80s book cover
In 1998, Momus was sued by the composer/musician Wendy Carlos for $22 million[32] for his song "Walter Carlos" (from the album The Little Red Songbook, released that year), which postulated that the post- Gender-affirming surgery Wendy could travel back in time to marry her pre-surgery self. The case was settled out of court, with Momus agreeing to remove the song from subsequent editions of the CD and owing $30,000 in legal fees. [33] Momus' following album Stars Forever consisted of commissioned biographical sketches in the style of the Wendy Carlos song, conceived as a crowdfunding exercise to pay Currie's legal fees. [341[35
a tortie cat with a giant bald patch shaved out of her headbutts a pinkhaired woman on a bed.
a very angry tortie cat keeping a low profile, in her cat carrier. she looks like she would bite your head off if she were lion size.
Tim Stanley tweets reading: I really do despise the English. You make the effort to wear a bowtie and you just get laughed at by builders. RETWEETS FAVORITES 215 113 6:22 AM-26 May 2012
a golden glowing tortie kitten who is feeling sorry for herself. she is stretched out on a duvet
AI poster advertising a two-day workshop titled "The Art of Overcoming Yourself: Psychology of Self Knowledge" it in the piss colour and features glowing brains and spines etc
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screenshot of Layla Moran MP's bluesky profile header reading @laylamoran.bsky.social Private School Roedean Blue Link (other family) Blue Link (parent)
A medium sized floppy earred beige dog looks at.the camera
a whistful david baddiel looks into the distance
a book cover of JG Ballard's 1968 short story 'why i want to fuck ronald reagan'
Sexy tom Jones doing his sex face during the song sex bomb
Very young uni era portrait of Andy Burnham looking like a greb dressed up for Cambridge halls dinner next to a young woman
A giant desktop fan statue
a tortie cat lying sideways melting angrily at the camera
Robert Kilroy silk on the set of his 90s daytime talk show looking at you like you're a twat
The green Charlie xcx brat album cover but it says (British require air conditioning)
Marc andresson looking like a smug egg
Stand at the urinals of Salford experimental music venue The White Hotel, and your eyes will immediately meet the words 'ANDY BURNHAM IS A POWER BOTTOM', scrawled in thick black pen on the pale walls. This irreverent graffito tribute, which has endured for a couple of years now, speaks to Burnham's unique status as that rarest of things in the United Kingdom a politician received with some level of benevolence.
The following Post was removed: if i brutally stabbed Esther Ghey in a public park i wonder what the press would blame Your post was classified as a Serious Violation, adding 4 strikes to your account. You now have 4 total strikes.
Shocked and degraded Gordon Ramsey reaction
photo of oasis drummer Tony McCarroll grinning in the olden days
cover of a book called socialism since marx by robert kilroy-silk
tortie cat peeking out the round entrance to her checkerboard cat house.
fash cunt little bob sitting smugly at a desk that says the LGBTQIA+ are mentally I'll change my mind
amended screenshot of neville southall's tweet saying "the adult bay takeover is off Goodbye to read "the strait of Hormuz takeover is off"
some mad shit going on on the deck of a US ship. a man is dressed as a baby, there's some crossdressing, neptune appears to be in charge.
Marlon Brando as Dr. Moreau and Nelson de la Rosa as his assistant, Majai from film The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)
muted words: "perfectly trumpian"
All of the emperor of mankinds fail sons
A photo of a loooong red bus. It has the text "red arrow" and "Derby Nottingham non stop" on the side
the worlds most racist car. a red toyota racist covered in union jack flags and stickers, skulls, us flags, eagles, sparta helmets and other stupid shit.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS FOR PROTESTS Free online training specifically designed for trans people on protests > Friday 12th June 18:30-20:30 Register now: https://greenandblackcross.org/events What happens if i get arrested? What powers do the police have? Do I have to out myself to police? Why might I be stopped & searched? And lots more...
good old private school labeller says: "hutchesons grammar school £18,829 a year"
jon spencer goes hard on stage at the boat club
alanis morrissette in the ironic video driving a car in a wooly hat looking perturbed.