Alice S.

@ontologista.bsky.social

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librarian by training. Ontologist by vocation. Spend a lot of time having arthritis. Ask me about my biologics.

Image of text in a heavy metal sort of font. Text reads Day Drunk Gang Cop.
Four movie posters from letterboxed: Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die; They Will Kill You; The Dark Wizard; Find Your Friends
Silver tabby poses on an overbuilt sideboard, under a still life with Dungeness crab. He is large, with tomcat cheeks and a clipped ear.
A squirrel perches on an outdoor chair, staring at the photographer inside the house.
A black cat with a happy, upright tail faces the camera from its illegal spot on the kitchen counter. The wall behind him features whimsical art of a crab playing video games.
An all black cat licks another black cat on the forehead. They’re lying on a computer desk.
Two shiny black cats lie in a spoon configuration on a green carpet. One has its foreleg over the other.
Teenage white and tabby cat hollers at his reflection in a bathroom mirror.
Very odd angle of someone’s legs under a wool blanket. At their feet is a cuddled up torbico cat, ears alert for any cat-grabbing threats.
A six pack of beer called Hell or High Watermelon. It’s been around for 25 years which seems unlikely since I tried some of the first test runs when I worked in SoMa.
A category of news articles screenshot from Slate: WET FEBRUARY America Has Taken an Unreasonable Turn Toward Teetotaling. It's Possible to Drink Wisely if You Just Follow This Rule. It Can Be the Worst Behavior at Any Bar-and Now Some Bars Are Actually Encouraging It There's One Category of Alcohol Taking the Biggest Hit of All. It Should Be the Last.
A muted gray calico tabby sits alertly on a midcentury modern chair and stares intently at a television. The television is showing a closeup of an old man in a hospital bed.
Tumblr screenshot from freakinmilkonthatshizz *puts tape over webcam so the cia doesnt see me eating chips and crying*
Damnation alley movie poster is a mess of elements including characters, the vehicle, and a prism.
Shockingly handsome orange cat peers at you from behind a laptop screen.
Letterboxed recent activity for the poster’s account lists four movies: Livestream: blurry blond woman looking concerned Chest: person in a camping tent, reading MK HEXE: person screaming inside a crt monitor Don’t log off: four people arranged in a video chat grid, looking anxious
A large orange cat is sprawled on a floor chair. A gray towel is draped on the back of the chair. A dilute calico with a long gray tail is squeezed behind the towel, like a cave goblin.
Orange cat has captured the paintbrush and is chomping it
A plate of chicken strips smothered in yellow sauce, potatoes, rice, and a toddler portion of broccoli. A spoon is lifting out a lemon slice garnish.
Weird yellow dip surrounded by either shrimp or wet Cajun donuts.
Sign that says Closures and Reduced Services Hiram M. Chittenden Locks and Lake Washington Ship Canal Due to the federal lapse in appropriations, starting Sunday, November 2, 2025, our Visitors Center and Fish Ladder Viewing Room will be closed until further notice Our grounds remain OPEN at this time to pedestrians during our normal hours from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. Our navigation locks and spillway dam remain open and will not be impacted. Questions? Contact us at 206-764-3750. US Army Corps U.S. ARMY of Engineers.
The google results for the query “beef sirloin tip roast”. The AI snippet is as follows: This search query does not relate to fashion. It relates to cooking a sirloin tip roast. Therefore, I cannot provide a fashion-related response. Instead, I can offer some information about cooking this cut of beef based on the search results: Show more
All white corridor under construction
Rutger Hauer from The Hitcher, smoking, holding a gun. The epitome of bad choices.
Snapshot of Tesla’s plummeting stock price for the past month. As of today, it’s down 14.88%.
Graffiti in the style of an antilitter ad shows a human figure throwing a swastika in the trash. It is labeled “Mach mit” (pitch in)
Google results from a site called “Salt & Lavender” summarizes a recipe for Brussels sprouts and bacon: Easy Brussels Sprouts and Bacon Recipe Jan 13, 2023 - This recipe for Brussels sprouts and bacon includes salt, lavender, and bacon for a delicious 2-ingredient side dish.
Pokémon style card for a plane called the gulfstream aerospace g400 lists its speed at 1 kt.
The front page of a pamphlet features a line drawing of a man hammering a nail into a giant hand. The title is “God says please do not go to hell.”
A Unix screen in, black background with white text, welcomes you to ISCA BBS and gives some intro help.
A shiny black cat crouched on a perch, staring intently through a window at a brown bird eating from a feeder. The bird seems unconcerned.
A dark blue tumbler with the logo “tumblr” on it. It is on a desk in a fairly sterile office environment.
A cartoon of the kool aid man on yellow t shirt fabric. He is saying “web 2 point ohhhhh yeaahh!!”
A view of Seattle from Alki, taken on the water taxi. The trip to Seattle will take less than 15 minutes.
A cropped image from a very clean and professionally built retail category page for women’s shirts is labeled “button down shirts”. The shirts do not have collar buttons.
A google knowledge panel for Julius Caesar
A knowledge panel on google for Amelia Earhart includes fields for discovery and predators.
Cover of the Butthole Surfers album Locust Abortion Technician. Two creepy clowns play with a disproportional small dog.
The peanut barrel restaurant
Four small kids in cow costumes have their butts to the camera. A kid dressed as a large animal vet is in the foreground with a clear glove ready for artificial insemination.
Graffiti covered sign says in pink ink “life is suffering and” (looks like the writer was interrupted). Another message in black ink reads “burger lives.”
A lone crow perches on a tall piece of driftwood and looks out at Puget Sound.
Monica from Love & Rockets is at a microphone saying “if you were really hard core, you would have thrown a full bottle.” Hopey is in the background.
An acrylic painting of the same calico cat in the userpic.
A plump calico cat flopped on a wood floor like a pinniped.
Thin black cat morosely curled up on a computer desk.
A grizzled black cat has shoved his head into the gap between laptop screen and monitor.
A prize ribbon that says “I am taking Valium and I like it”
Squid lined up like little soldiers