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my life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds I thought there was monsters on the world

Evil lawyer Neal Katyal dressed like a dope for burning man
Will Forte wearing those desert sunglasses with the side flaps.
Bobby Valentine was thrown out of a baseball game, and returned to the dugout in this disguise.
A bottle of Knicks branded Makers Mark whiskey with orange wax instead of the usual red.
Crab Rangoon scallion pancakes, tastefully plated
Frog
Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters
A Knicks parody of the GTA San Andreas “ah shit, here we go again” meme
George from Seinfeld using a pay phone in a body suit, because he was too much of a coward to go streaking.
Michael Madsen Detective Harker
Italian tennis player Jannick Skinner
Sharon PayCheck Johnny Paycheck’s wife
Kid Rock yelling, Homer Simpson awkwardly throwing the rock horns and Joe C being alive (rip)
Sad adult man listening to Last Resort by Papa Roach alert
Meghan McCain’s husband replying “DO NOT WANT” to a contest promising a date with his future wife.
Sam Richardson lamenting the fact that the perfectly cushioned turf at Proposal Park is also the ideal surface for professional wrestling.
Clip from Wikipedia: consists of sisters Lucía, Lola, and Pilar Muñoz (later to be joined by a fourth sister Rocio)
A Simpsons parody of the Democratic National Convention with banners that say “We hate life and ourselves” and “we can’t govern”
Adam X: The X-Treme
The northern lights from Fairbanks, AK
Metal Gear Solid Codec screen
Sanitation workers in their dress uniforms.
If you see da’ police Warn a brother (in the WB logo)
Mr. Incredible becoming uncanny
A young boy bedecked in 1980’s Nintendo gear, whose knees are exploding.
The man who Roy Lichtenstein plagiarized admiring his work.
@fart’s famously bad shoes
Redder than hell
Once before class my friend said to me “time to clean house” and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts.
The abuse free elevator
I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO… @stevieJohnson13
A series of books about the classic Universal Monsters that I was obsessed with as a kid.
Meghan McCain’s future husband responding “DO NOT WANT” to an article entitled “How to a score a date with sexy bitch author Meghan McCain”
John Waters’ 1995 Christmas card, featuring Steve Buscemi as John Waters.
Blinken and Robin Hood
Whale breaching
Santa’s House
Merry Christmas From A Frog Dancing With a Beetle while a fly plays the tambourine.
Godzilla vs. Boston
Ethan Hawke in First Reformed, putting on a vest
Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters
Troubles of my own
The marquee of the Turtle Club in Fox, Alaska
Errol Flynn’s corpse, fished from a river
Tyrannosaurus in F-14s