al fair

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inveterate wannabe

the front of an almost empty bottle of dr bronners soap being turned to reveal, on the sticky side of the label through the bottle, a pencil drawing of a man looking pretty creepy with sunglasses on and holding a bottle presumably of soap
a squishable brand mothman doll hugging a string doll version of the flatwoods monster
a string doll version of the flatwoods monster
still from the tv show Panda-z where a cartoon robot panda is smoking a cigar and blowing the smoke into what i think is a robot hamster’s face while the hamster is playing old maid with another panda.
photo of Mr. Frog, a female african clawed frog. She has a distinct spot on her head and is stretched out on a rock under water. She is pondering.
bottom of the interior side of a double door with snow accumulated at the bottom and a little in the center where the doors meet.
cover of a dvd set of Panda Z. cartoo. of a giant robot panda being piloted by a smaller panda who I think is actually also half robot.
a rutabaga jack o lantern, or moot, designed to look like the sanddown clown
a rutabaga jack o lantern, or moot, designed to look like the pumpkin jack o lantern character enoch from over the garden wall
spooky window display
instagram advertisement for a plastic encased camera, pictured on an abstract background of brown wafer looking things kinda set up to look like waves. the product is called Throne and the copy reads “We just made your bathroom routine revolutionary. Get the AI-powered toilet tech that puts your waste to work.”
screenshot of a google link to a medication brand named "BIMZELX". the parenthisied term "bimekizumab-bkzx" seems to be the non-propriety name for the medication.
a teddy bear (alex) standing in the legs of an in process amigurumi totoro.
image from the back of a trailer truck of a raw headless chicken carcass posed leaning on its elbow like a seductive human. the ad is for casanova meats and says “like what you see?”
mr magoo
close up of album artwork, part of a painting depicting a sort of gray alien type of blurry face hovering over a clitoris
a dark colored seabird with only its long neck and head poking out of the water, reminiscent of the famous (and debunked) “surgeon’s photo” of the loch ness monster.
instagram profile heading for a business called Celt Iberia Traders. “irish, celtic and spanish import shop in New Hope, PA, carrying traditional and eclectic jewelry, woolens, perfume, soap, ceramics and art.”
front of a restaurant called o’tacos with ads for beef burgers and the subtitle “the original french tacos”
a blonde woman in a bubble bath drinking a chocolate milkshake through a straw.
two judgmental looking bird sculptures
a square robot toy with buttons on the front. it is a 70’s era 2XL and played 8 track tapes
a corduroy style plush toy bunny (the character Miffy or Nintje in dutch) wearing a slightly wonky crocheted sweater in 2 shades of green.
very close up of a gray tabby cat face sleeping.
needle felted cthulhu designed in the style of super cutie pie (super cutethulhu pie) wearing a denim vest.
mr magoo
stanley, a very large gray tabby cat, lies across a top step, staring into space and dangling his paw off the edge. he is long enough he takes up the whole step.
A needlefelted stegasaurus in a witch hat with an evil eye pendant on the hat.
a photoshopped image of a large tricycle with what looks like a tiny couple of elderly people in the cargo area.
a toilet paper holder with something red smeared on it
4 panel meme. top left panel: a fluffy cat with large sunglasses around its neck looking distraught with the caption “but these are for girls”. bottom left panel: the cat has the glasses on and looks a bit shocked with the caption “holy crap! i look fabulous” right panels are of a human with a pair of yellow anti glare glasses mimicking the cat’s panels.
drawing of jesus coming out of a cave and running into the easter bunny
adult human sitting on the floor holding a very large cat that is basically the size of the person’s torso.
2 dessicated turnip jack o lanterns with creepy faces
turnip jack o lantern with traditional sawtooth grin
a woman tucking her children into their beds but the beds are tupperware.
a man (moss from the TV show the IT Crowd) is looking out from inside a claw machine filled with small stuffed animal toys.