Oolon Coluphid

@ooloncoluphid.bsky.social

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Check out my bestselling books: “Where God Went Wrong”, “Some More of God’s Greatest Mistakes”, and the newest one: “Who Is This God Person Anyway?”.

Screenshot von einem absurden Amazon-Captcha, der ein "Puzzle" zeigt, bei dem man verschiedene Symbole mit Pfeiltasten miteinander verbinden muss.
Screenshot of 2 CNN article headlines: “Truth Social will sell Wall Street quicker access to posts”, and “Trump's teleprompter operator under investigation for insider trading, sources say”, appearing directly next to each other.
Screenshot from the Bluesky app with images missing.
A screenshot of a bluesky post with an image that is not displayed.
Screenshot of an earlier Post with exactly the same text.
The stats of the original post, showing 42 reposts.
An animated picture of a Saddam Hussein statue being toppled in Iraq.
Ein Wolpertinger
Buch-Cover von “Das Russlandhaus” von John le Carré Book cover of John le Carré’s “The Russia House”
Book cover of “The Princess Bride” by William Goldman
Cover of “Hackerbibel” (Hacker’s Bible) by the Chaos Computer Club
Cover of “Stasiland” by Anna Funder
Cover of “Ghost in the Wires” by Kevin Mitnick
Cover of “Tintenherz” (Inkheart) by Cornelia Funke
A cover image of “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” by Douglas Adams.
Picture of a Steinway grand piano with the text “$98,329 Spent”
Screenshot of a Bluesky error message
Diverse 8-Bit-Homemcomputer im Computerspiele-Museum Berlin.
A screenshot from YouTube, showing ads for a well-known whiskey brand and the SPYDER anti-aircraft missile system by an Israeli arms manufacturer.
The infamous Apple “puck” mouse
Screenshot from a headline of CNN: "Testing finds caffeinated coffee is clean of contaminants. Well, almost"
CNN-Headline: "A motorist was slapped with a $1,000 fine for drivong at a 'record' 199 mph on Germany's Autobahn"
Sternzerstörer aus Star Wars
Silicone Spock ears
Screenshots of two posts from different people with almost identical content
Screenshots of two posts from different people with almost identical content
A poster with awful typography saying “How to p*** off your designer friends and give them a migraine.”
Trump press conf at Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Peter from “Family Guy” being compared to a skin color charts with categories “Okay” and “Not okay” for the darker colors.
Ein Schild “NO Stairway to Heaven”
A screenshot from Skype app asking you to log in or create an account.
A „Messerschmitt Kabinenroller“ car
Scene from “Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri”
Screenshot of a German keyboard
„Page not found“ message
A screenshot of a post saying “ @elchicanomarine Ahh... We have hit the disappearing Union leaders phase of authoritarianism. ICE detains farmworker union leader Lelo Juarez Zeferino”
Screenshot of a Bluesky post selling Bluesky merch
A sign saying „CROCODILES DO NOT SWIM HERE“
A photo from the bank of Lough Gur, County Limerick, ireland, on a cloudy day.
Picture of the American flag hung upside down in Yosemite park.
Roberta Flack
Cover of The Beatles’ “Red Album”
Cover of the “Hotel California” album by the Eagles.
Book cover of “How to Read Buildings”
The moon just before sunset, with Venus visible above it.
Picture of a computer mouse from the 1970s (Xerox Alto)
Book cover of “Conclave” by Robert Harris. In the foreground a cardinal is walking through a room that might be part of a church, apparently in derp thought. In the background, behind his back, a small group of cardinals is talking in a kind of huddle.
A ZX81 home computer in front of a TV screen, displaying a rudimentary BASIC program.
A sign reading “Trá na gCeann” against a cloudy sky.
Trees and sky
Book cover of “Per Anhalter durch die Galaxis” (The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy) by Douglas Adams
Book cover of “Horrorstör” by Grady Hendrix
Book cover of “Hackerbibel” (“Hacker Bible”), a collection of issues of the “Datenschleuder” magazine of Chaos Computer Club.
Book cover of “Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy” by John le Carré
Book cover of “The Martian Chronicles” by Ray Bradbury
Book cover of “Needful Things” by Stephen King.
Book cover of “The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul” by Douglas Adams.
Book cover of “The Hobbit” by J.R.R. Tolkien
Screenshot von stern.de: „Jetzt widersprach auch der finnische Netzbetreiber Elisa den Medienberichten. Der Sicherheitschef des Unternehmens, Jaakko Wallenius, sagte der Zeitung "Helsingin Sanomat", in Vihti habe ein Bagger das Kabel versehentlich durchtrennt. Zu dem Schaden in Espoo machte Wallenius keine Angaben.“