🪄🛸 Showbiz Sid Oozeley 🪄🛸

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#1 world champion || he/him space pirate pompadour guy attempted science-fantasy novelist & prose cartoonist rhode island's silliest man thunder thigh enthusiast

Charmy Pappiston sittin' on the wizard king and eating snacks
a statue of a nurgle-affiliated chaos sorcerer with lyre-shaped horns on his helm holding a fetid scythe and a tome of forbidden lore burning with sickly green flames
the nintendo power shirt that came free with the magazine circa the 2000s
lil dipper from the richard and mortimer science fiction program
jerry the republican vampire from mission hill
Poppy Bros Sr, the big brother bomb clown
Should it really be a crime to look at child pornography? by Rod Liddle
Cammy White in Street Fighter 6 with her yoga pants and stylish lil half jacket
Argentine Phoenix making Wolverine feel bashful at a argentine sci fi comic book convention
jean grey/phoenix as presented in marvel cosmic invasion
sid oozeley sez: incest is for losers
super weenie hut jr's, the restaurant for melvins
king k rool, the bad guy from donkey kong
homer simpsons rooting for the springfield isotopes with his foam #1 finger while being interviewed by tv newsman kent brockman
Porco Rosso eating nice lunch at a nice restaurant in the adriatic
Sirfetch'd, rendered in pixels with his sword and board
etemon, the ape what talks like elvis
Sukamon and Chumon are going to sell you drugs
lord windgrace in his finery astride rocks in the lush swamps of urborg
iconic scene in 1999's the bachelor where chris o'donnell is running from a bunch of women in wedding dresses who are all trying to marry him
sid oozeley doing a filk parody of the song "rock and roll mcdonalds" but its about cock and ball torture
Hellbound: The Blood War 2nd edition sourcebook
the gal from daicon iv dressed up like a playboy bunny and surving around the sky on the black blade stormbringer
title card for a fictional nickelodeon cartoon, Daggermouth and Boom Boom. it is about a sophisticated murderous fish and an effeminate cat
weenie hut jr's restaurant from the spongebob squarepants entertainment program, a restaurant for squares and dweebs
the falcon airship from final fantasy iv
CBCNEWS THE ROYAL FASCINATOR Prince George just turned 13. Why it's a 'challenging time' for the 2nd in line to the throne
the dead cells: immortalis cartoon, featuring the beheaded, his frying pan, and his platonic pal laure esposito
the haunted grandpa computer from batman beyond who is stacy keach
SWAN BOY by BRANSON REESE panel 1 WOW! A JESTER HAT! JUST LIKE THE MIDDLE AGES! panel 4: SWAN BOY: CAN I PAY WITH A JAPE? SANDWICH ARTIST: NO. SWAN BOY: A SONG? SANDWICH ARTIST: NO! SWAN BOY: A TUMBLE? A FOLLY? SANDWICH ARTIST: I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS, DUDE.
a bunny putting a sugar cube into a giant fancy teacup with a lemon wedge and lil spoon on the side. the bunny is blonde. art by will quinn
Uril, the Miststalker (2)(R)(G)(W) Legendary Creature — Beast Hexproof (This creature can’t be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) Uril gets +2/+2 for each Aura attached to it. It strides through the whitecover, mists in which even gargantuans can hide. 5/5 Illustrated by Jaime Jones
j wellington wimpy from popeye, but evil because he has the laser eyes
captain amelia, the very british captain of the wooden space boat in treasure planet
This type of 1980s catgirl with wild frizzy hair is like the extinct megafauna progenitor of today's various catgirl species
a necromancer conducting a job interview in the boneyard on a starless night
sid oozeley sez: hang in there lil buddy
this post was fact checked by real qin dynasty legalists trust index: it's true ✅
phantom of the paradise from phantom of the paradise (1974) wearing his iconic bird helmet
the adult leads from My Senpai is Annoying about hilariously small adult woman's crush on the judo-knowing office oaf
Spider-Man and Morrigan are pals
waterville valley, new hampshire town square circa like 2006-2007, photo by Sid
sid oozeley addressing the concerns of the masses
Frog back when she was a dumb baby
The Girlboss Goblin: a big booty goblin girl in a skirt suit saying "oh i was just about to make some synergy" while carrying a file folder labelled "work shit" by @bitterkarella.bsky.social
Asecended Daemon Prince Holden Bloodfeast - Immortal Daemon -Ascended after the US bombed Iran - Wants to see the world drowned in blood - Respectable Bipartisan
will quinn bunny drawing of a bunny and crow having fancy teatime in a fairy garden
remember: summer temps can be fatal to goths! if you're hot, they're hot. bring them inside!
bart simpson as a vampire from one of the treehouse of horrors
Power: ALL RIGHT! MY NAME IS POWER! BOW BEFORE ME, HUMAN Denji, off in the corner of the panel: ARE YOU THE SO-CALLED "BUDDY"?!
Vanessa Enoteca wearing her witchy witch hat, drinkin' her fancy wine that is mostly outside this panel. not even my favorite Black Clover lady (that would be the gluttonous goofball Charmy, Black Clover is a crowded field for excellence in women but Charmy #1), but Vanessa's pretty neat and a good lesson in making a character who is feminine and flawed work in a punchy punchy action comic for young fellas.
Genkai doesn't give a fuck
Erza Scarlet's introduction. She is carrying a gigantic monster horn over her shoulder like it weighs nothing.
Debonair Diamond from "The Hunter's Guild: Red Hood" wearing her furnace armor. She got cursed by a witch to be physically too hot, so she has furnacelike armor to channel her excessive body heat in heavy combat situations.
I WANT THAT TWINK OBLITERATED! THE Queer Pulp Anthology
Empowered trying her best (ft background characters)
rossy's flying goblin is braver than a noun
calvin's snowmen are on strike against the tyrannical antidemocratic regime of calvin's dad