Open Secret Alien

@opensecretalien.bsky.social

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Inhuman observer from another world, but feel free to think I'm crazy. It's wonderful camouflage. Happy to answer questions, but you will probably not like most of the answers.

A blonde husky mix with crazy blue eyes plays in a field.
A bin of rainbow-colored beholder fidget clickers
Black and white cartoon: A man in a ragged business suit sits around a campfire with three children. He is saying, "Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."
A braided gold wire necklace.
Great Pyrenees 28.4% American Pit Bull int Terrier 15.1% Supermutt™ 13.5% Airedale Terrier 10.8% Siberian Husky 9.4% German Shepherd Dog 8.7% Labrador Retriever 7.9% Boxer 6.2%
A black and white supermutt smiles at the camera. A trail of destroyed dog toys are behind him and an as-yet destroyed toy is at his side.
A black and white supermutt with a scraggly beard is wrapped in blankets on a recliner with a nervous expression on his face as his sister sniffs his nose.
A blonde husky mix with a speckled nose looks up from her spot on the carpet.
A neon style LED sign of a green 'alien' smoking a joint and giving a double middle finger.
An A1 3d printer with what looks like a pile of black plastic spaghetti on its build plate instead of the tray table I expected to find.
A blonde husky mix with a speckled nose mugs for the camera
Jim Carrey yells into a landline handset that he's holding about a foot from his mouth. From Liar, Liar
A young boy sits in a red and orange 3D printed mobility chair that I printed just for him through MakeGood's 3D Mobility TMT project. If you're interested in helping or if you know a child who could use one, visit 3d-mobility.org
A blonde husky mix with a speckled nose and a black and white supermutt with a scraggly beard look into camera.
A fighter jet moving fast enough to form a vapor cone.
For decades, our former office earned a reputation for winning significant cases while playing by the rules. We hope that the next few months will provide an opportunity to begin an effort to restore this reputation. That, however, will require candor from U.S. Attorney Andrew Boutros; the courage to stand above and apart from political fealty; and a willingness to address the failures that have occurred. It will require action, not mere words. Full letter: http://cst.brightspotcdn.com/6a/a8/51a61fb64004a9075ea0bc69c9ab/fausa-statement-final-06-08-26-7.pdf
The Dark Urge from Baldur's Gate 3 looks at his hands. Above the image, text reads, "i was put on this earth to do one thing, luckily i forgot what it was so i can do whatever i want"
A black and white supermutt with a scraggly beard and a blonde husky mix with a speckled nose mug for the camera.
A black and white supermutt with a speckled nose mugs for the camera.
Afterward, a man “brutally assaulted” Lytvynchuk, his defense attorney Myles Breiner told The Associated Press. Lytvynchuk declined to file a police report on the assault, the attorney said.
Image of Great Cthulhu. Text reads: I am not a toy I am not a Christmas present I am a 175 million year commitment
A blonde husky mix with blue eyes stares into camera over the wrecked corpse of a blue dragon stuffy toy.
Ah, Spring, When A Young Man's Fancy Turns To Thoughts Of Erotic Alien/Abductee Roleplay! By Alan T. Lennox
A squirrel sits on a power line and works out ways to raid my new suet bird feeder. Did he manage it? Of frigging course he did; but at least he didn't make a mess all over the balcony like him and his clan always did with the seed feeder.
The Peter Griffin skin tone meme, where lighter skin tones are marked "okay" while darker skin tones are marked "not okay".
A modest waterfall
3d printed box bowl thingies
Juri Han from Street Fighter sucks on a lollipop while looking at her phone unhappily.
An inked drawing of a man (?) in full black tactical gear. On his chest is a panel reading, "NICE." He has a yellow smiley face painted on his helmet visor. He has a massive nightstick in his left hand and a bouquet of red roses in his right. At his feet, a forlorn stuffed rabbit gazes upward.
A damp blonde husky mix with a speckled nose would like to be done with bath time now.
Jean Baudrillard
Selina Meyer: *chuckles nervously* "What the fuck?"
Michael Tracy looking particularly disheveled.
Today we were unlucky, but remember we only have to be lucky once. You will have to be lucky always. The Irish Republican Army, 1984
Steve Buscemi playing a waiter dressed as Buddy Holly.
A black and white supermutt puppy lays on a coffee table and gnaws the corner of the baby gate meant to keep him out of trouble.
I KNOW I SOUND CRAZY. I KNOW THAT. BUT THE MARTIAN WHO LIVES IN MY HEAD ASSURES ME I'M NOT.
A black and white supermutt puppy in a bunny hoodie gnaws on yet another toy that will soon be rendered into stray threads and polyfill.
Sen Markwayne Mullin hiding from insurrectionists January 6th 2021
A very sweaty Peter Thiel
A black and white supermutt cuddles a snowman toy.
A blonde husky mix with a speckled nose stands in a recliner in dappled sunlight.
Everyone was harmed during the making of this video.
Sad, sweaty Peter Thiel.
The video shows the officer armed with a gun yelling at the teen to get on the ground as he raises the firearm. The officer can be heard telling the teen to drop a gun. The teen keeps running, and then the officer fires.
“One thing I thought of while you were talking,” he added, gesticulating wildly with his hands to conjure the image in his mind. “If you can make one of those maps like they have in Outbreak, where it shows the red growing over time as the disease spreads? You know, like the zombie apocalypse? That would be great, very effective.” The thought that Adam might have the most health expertise of anyone in the agency’s leadership made me shudder.
Luigi from Super Mario Bros jumping toward a fire flower with the legend "ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS PAY US ENOUGH TO LIVE"
Do you really wanna know? Ok, whew. Where to begin? Ok, so I'm the middle, we got trunk dressed as Jesus and you know this is some bullshit because his hair is perfect and he looks 20 years younger than his actual age of "very". His hands are glowing with golden light and he's resting one of them in the forehead of his best friend, the notorious in pedophile sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. We can presume he's calling out, "Jeffrey, come forth!" to really drive the point that he has no respect or reference in the tar pit he has in place of a soul. Anyway, there are other people witnessing this absurdity. Melania is there dressed as a nurse, the career she now wishes she pursued and I'm which she'd have lived her whole life without having to sexually satisfy a single pedophile. Bibi Netanyahu is there, dressed in nonspecific camouflage for some reason; maybe so he can unobtrusively inspect the Israeli torture camps where Palestinians are raped and beaten at industrial scale by the most normal army in the world. Ghislaine is also there. She's the only one visibly praying, but I gotta think she's not praying to any God you'd recognize. I think the last guy is supposed to be Pope Leo in regular clothes, but I only say that because he looks as tired as I feel every day watching this shit. Anyway, there's a bunch of other weird shit going on, like a bald eagle flying in front of the Israeli flag and what I have to assume are all the soldiers Trump got killed doing a little light pillaging up in Heaven.
A black and white supermutt with a scraggly beard and a blonde husky mix with a speckled nose are wondering if you have any snacks on you.
Women are everywhere.
Early 20th Century Austro Hungarian Empire Style Sofa Upholstered in Madeleine Castaign Fabric - Blue
Trade Guy meme format i receive: JD Vance you receive: A handful of Percocets Bottom text: BREAKING NEWS: Iran has made a "serious offer" to end the conflict with the United States. President Trump has said that he is, "looking at it strongly," and will make a decision, "over the next 2 weeks."
A blonde husky mix with a speckled nose looks up from her throne (a brown suede recliner).
A plate with cole slaw, pinto beans, a baked potato and green beans with corn bread sticks.
A piece of rusty metal decor. At some point in the past, someone has written, "I AM THE GOD OF FUCK" on it. There's an unidentified pink substance on it as well.
An image of the guy from the Onion's "The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point" meme article.
Two astronauts float above the Earth. One of them points a handgun at the back of the other's head and says, "We never were"
Democratic primary election Democratic primary for U.S. House New York District 8 Incumbent Hakeem Jeffries and Vance Bostic are running in the Democratic primary for U.S. House New York District 8 on June 23, 2026. Candidate Image of Hakeem Jeffries Hakeem Jeffries Image of Vance Bostic Vance Bostic