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Just some person. No affiliations that you care about. In this house we stan Red Dead Revolver 2. Don’t you shit on my beloved horsey game.

Governor Gavin Newsom, smiling at the camera. (Ok so it’s actually a painting of the Joker looking quite menacing, but I fucking defy you to look up a photo of Newsom with a giant grin and tell me this isn’t exactly what he looks like.)
80’s era VW Golf with the hatchback expertly cropped out to reveal the beautiful swan underneath.
“Some Pig” - Charlotte’s Web
Samwise The Cleaner (Sam Gamgee telling Frodo that he can’t kill them for him, but he can bury them
FBI Agent telling you it’s cool to get high fedpost
Ricardo Montalban as Khan in Star Trek II
Unusually large handprint suspiciously placed on a couch. Trigonometric projections show the left hand was likely placed on the opposite side cushion, providing leverage for other anatomical features to harshly interrogate the soft crease betwixt them.
“They don’t know I’m experiencing the sensation of pulling a wax plug out of my ear 4 years ago, over and over and over again over”
Charles “Hatman” de Gaulle
WHAT DOES YOUR SPERM LOOK LIKE? Does it look like a BITCH?! (Samual L Jackson ad for capital one, with a slightly altered slogan “what’s in your cum?”)
Known pervert JD Vance enters the chat, to the chagrin of all involved
Typical woman, waiting around to trick an upstanding young man into raising the children that are a genetic mish-mash of whatever she has lying around in her semen sack.
Sara Straw @oneoneder.bsky.social • 59m He predicted that in lieu of real problems, democracies would tear themselves apart via about fake problems just to feel things Andy Vitek @avitek.bsky.social • 58m Are you saying that prediction has in any way been vindicated? rimidar @rimidar.au • 57m Do you read the news
Mark Wahlberg delivering the best line in The Departed, while secretly seething inside about that time Eminem made fun of him to his face on TRL. The onscreen chemistry between him and DiCaprio is strong as Leo also seethes, furious over having to pretend to be attracted to a woman over 30. Martin Sheen chills in the back, thinking about how much he enjoyed that duck movie his kid was in.
Paul “Rug Man” Krugman, winner of the Nobel Prize in Economics for his New Trade Theory, commonly referred to as New TT.
Jesus, saver of troubled marriages.
Former Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R - A Cartoon Tree), who smells exactly how you think he does.
Famous quote from Orson Welles “don’t let Ted Turner deface my movie with his crayons” altered to read “don’t let JJ Abrams deface my movie with his fucking mystery boxes” and attributing it to George Lucas
Two unrelated skeets that showed up sequentially in my timeline Poster 1: Dems must, when in power, use hearings to generate endless content of the following: Poster 2: Anything played live by a jam band. But jokes on them I'd just end up making up my own lyrics after a while.
Famous college football coaches Jerry Sandusky and Tommy Tuberville
Guy pointing at his head meme
Superyachts gathered off of St Barts or some bullshit rich people place like that
Eminent scientist having a hard time believing some little dork who thinks he’s gonna drown. (Doc Brown and Marty in Back To The Future)
Worf, Data, and Geordi attend a ren faire because Q wants Picard to fuck. God this show is so good.
The five words that make the gamer in your life drool: DOS based open world rpg. (Bethesda’s Terminator [1991])
Officer Murphy participating in a long term sleep study in the 1980’s documentary “Robocop”.
Light up car wash progress sign. Suggested replacement sequence: 1. get junk wet (NOT LIKE THAT) 2. apply soap to junk (NO LINGERING) 3. scrub vigorously 4. stop it, you have to go to work 5. rinse junk 6. buttcrack flush 7. seriously you’re gonna get fired 8. goddammit, start over
Two arms clasping meme: leftier than thou dipshits on the left, Steven Miller on the right, “oh god oh god please please please let back bloc start fucking shit up in Minnesota”
Screenshot from the famous documentary about the Italian space program, Super Mario Galaxy
Quentin Tarantino looking like he’s seen the face of God
Matt Damon on Mars, looking v sad
Better version of the joke I attempted to make in a recent deleted post. Pokémon screen showing Pope Boniface VIII getting ready to square up with Dante Alighieri
Man in red shirt, eavesdropping by pressing a glass to his ear and the glass against the wall. We cannot determine what his right hand is doing, but his facial expression allows us to make some assumptions.
Bluesky poster: we rewatched the first two Godfathers yesterday. Those are some good movies. We’re gonna watch Part 3, a first time watch for both of his, today. Same poster, later: holy shit leave me alone you freaks
Cheryl Hines looking angry and annoyed, and who wouldn’t be, after realizing that her corpse-licker husband was cheating with someone with juvenile prose.
Legendary star of 1980’s hit drama Beaty and the Beast Ron Perlman, temporarily clean shaven.
Monstrous freak of nature (complimentary) Ben Wallace flexing and looking ready to eat his opponents on the court
Arms embracing memes: anarchists on one side, incels and manosphere cretins on the other, both agreeing on warlord harems
From: Steve Bannon Sent: 8/20/2018 2:28:22 AM To: jeffrey E. [jeevacation@gmail.com] Subject: Re: Steve Bannon says GOP must rally behind Trump to survive I News & Observer Importance: High Exactly But somebody big has u in the gunsights On Aug 19, 2018, at 10:27 PM, jeffrey E. wrote: yes . no worry, november too important to risk diversion, mission first On Sun, Aug 19, 2018 at 10:21 PM, Steve Bannon > wrote: Yes but let's discuss--their is a crazed jihad against u--ive never seen anything like it--and I've seen a lot Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T From: "jeffrey E." Date: Sun, 19 Aug 2018 22:17:38 -0400 To: Steve Bannon< Subject: Re: Steve Bannon says GOP must rally behind Trump to survive News & Observer AHHHH thats more like it „ we need to find you the exorcist hat. ! . do you think you might want to come to europe?
Harold and Kumar reacting to someone saying there are no good burgers that have pickle slices on them. (Kal Penn and John Cho in Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle) And fuck off with your “sliders aren’t burgers” take, I’m not debating definitions with pretend people created by my phone.
Multiple people attend to one of their jerkoff colleagues who collapsed (presumably under the weight of the judgement of heaven for being in that room) while President Turd just stands there looking confused and annoyed.
Gold printed label that says “Obama” with negative emoji around it
Mark Morrison aka the guy who sang Return of the Mac aka the song a bunch of millennial hipsters decided to rant at everyone about in 2015* Important note: they were correct to do so
Ethan Hawke, who is fine I guess? as Troy, who sucks, from the movie Reality Bites.
Good dick lasts longer, with pics of three men: 1. War criminal (dick Nixon) 2. War criminal (dick Cheney) 3. National treasure (dick van dyke)
Faux 90’s album It Is Now Safe To Turn Off Your PC by fictional band called The Start Menu that would have opened for Candlebox and been featured in a mediocre episode of ER
Nazi grifter in chucks
Virginia Madsen in the Prophecy, staring at the camera with a look that says “I am disappointed in you for not mentioning this movie when discussing my best work, you should be ashamed, and you don’t deserve me.”
Louise Belcher looking stunned that someone wants to punch her in the face
He proceeded to drink 11 iced coffees
Mike Myers in an altered still from Wayne’s World, holding a sign that says “he eats bugs, I have proof.” His facial expression implies that he has just been shown an image of Stephen Miller in the cuck chair.
Screencap from Back To The Future showing Marty McFly’s mom just before she unhinges her jaw to reveal multiple rows of teeth
Christopher Moltisanti explains to the viewer how the world works. His subject matter knowledge is confirmed by the cigarette he’s smoking.
Cartoon depiction of rat torture, with rodents in a cage affixed to the abdomen of the victim, and fire being applied to the rats to get them to gnaw their way out. Doubles as a diagram of how Elon uses Bluechecks against the shared conception of reality.
Batman putting Graham Platner out to pasture
Christopher Walken in the Dead Zone, where he cleverly hides his real life psychic powers by playing a character with psychic powers. To this day very few people are aware that Christopher Walken can see how you’re going to die by touching your hand.
The future that is being prevented by woke (robots playing baseball in Base Wars for the NES)
Sandra Bullock and Sylvester Stallone demonstrating touch-free sex in the GenZ documentary Demolition Man (they also don’t know about the three seashells lol)
The Pets.com mascot: a very fuckable sock puppet dog
Michael Fassbender giving himself away meme from Inglorious Basterds