Alex Savage

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Argentina flag with VAR symbol superimposed
Screenshot of the USL1 table with One Knox 🟥 2-1 🟥 Fort Wayne, Forward Madison 4-0 Richmond Kickers
Sickos shirt guy: Yes… ha ha ha… YES!
Wisconsin license plate: NX 2000
The “Naming” section of the test, with a line-art horse looking majestic and serene all at once.
"Pairs well with you order" suggestions: MiraLax powder laxative (68 doses) and Gillette Ultimate antiperspirant (5-count).
Takeout ramekin of tzatziki sauce with a very bulging lid
Venn diagram of what (red), the (yellow), and fuck (blue) mapping the permutations of those three words
Two identical Luigi GoGurts held in my right hand in front of the sink where I eat my breakfast like the millennial Dad I was destined to be
Photo of a TV watching the live feed of Integrity’s aft camera pointed at a half lit crescent Earth
Photoshop of a personal injury lawyer billboard with two smiling men in suits flanking either side of large block capital letters: “INJURED? GOOD”
The upper instrument cluster of a 2007 Honda Civic. It uses digital temperature and fuel gauges on either side of a digital speedometer, all backlit blue and white. The visual style may have inspired Star Trek (2009) by my reckoning.
International caution symbol for what appears to be a river in a canyon
Fig. 20, appendix B of the Sandia Report on the Waste Isolation Pilot Project, on how to present an “accessible buried sample in protective container” of radioactive waste. A see through diagram of a canister with warnings of radioactive poison, a transparent radiation shield to allow viewing of the contents, and a dosimeter.
Apple Watch push notification from Mindfulness app: “Take time to think about how you’ll show up today.”
Figure 4.3-17 of the Sandia Report on nuclear waste storage: “BURIED ROOM: for Level 4 messages” (art by Michael Brill) - a cutaway illustration of a hidden chamber with informational displays about radioactivity
Sickos meme but he’s sad saying “no… no!”
Facebook screenshot Friday, Oct 29, 2010 10pm-2am: UT Law Ex Parte 2010, Scholtz Beer Garten 7:30-10pm: Pre Parte, Violin Shop
The comic of the guy with a shirt labeled “sickos,” saying “Yes… ha ha ha… Yes!
Two-panel meme from The Office. First panel: corporate needs to find the differences between this picture in this picture. Second panel: they’re the same picture. First panel has Ange in Spurs clothes and Ange in Forest clothes. Second panel has Arteta.
Screenshot of my inbox at 7:13am. One unread from 6:49am, from The Athletic Pulse. Subject: “Get ready to overreact. We’ll explain.”
Plate of green peas and a tub of store-bought guacamole
Jesus oil painting, looking exhausted and holding a cigarette
An eyewash station, brought to you by Clorox Disinfecting Mist
Austin American-Statesman: Will Ronald Reagan Boulevard in Williamson County be expanded to include toll lanes?
minecraft flat world with a car mod, and a chicken driving the purple pickup with big longhorn steer horns
Person using an eye wash station with a Clorox Disinfecting Mist bottle in the foreground
Score: 85.08, percentile: 86.22. Words were banana, knife, radiator, deluge, drought, carpet, bunny
screenshot of an e-mail, subject "Elon Musk issued a high priority alert" and headlined "The Most Important 21 Words You'll Read Today."
Jesse, James, and Meowth, of Team Rocket
Anime person with bleach blonde shaggy hair and mirrored wraparound glasses, subtitled: “I came here to laugh at you.”
Worf, captioned “[chuckles]”
Close up shot of a 24-pack of Dr Pepper Zero Sugar with the top ripped open unthoughtfully.
Email screenshot Subject: De-stress for success: Week 3 of glucose guidance is here Experimenting with Stelo: Week 3 Diving into personal stress response patterns
2007 Civic from a used car dealer
Rocky (recycling dog) from Paw Patrol has used his vehicle’s crane claw to pick up Chase (police dog) from Paw Patrol
Pirámide de la Luna, Teotihuacán, México. https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Piramide_de_la_Luna_072006.jpg
Really bad sketch of a dodecahedral mug in a dodecahedral microwave
Red flag emoji with “Spouse Guy” on it
Transcending glowing blue/purple musculoskeletal human with geometric patterns and lots of lens flare. Also a widows peak??
DownDetector screenshot showing a brief spike in Monopoly Go! video game outage reports
Wild Kratts thumbs up
English silver penny minted during the reign of King John, circa 1209. Photo © Rasiel Suarez / CC-BY-SA-3.0 - https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:John_penny.jpg
Screenshot of UT Austin student portal showing that I do not owe anything.
Alf and evil Alf
Email from GitHub. Subject: You have free access to GitHub Copilot Body header: Copilot is now included with your GitHub account. Your GitHub account now includes free use of GitHub Copilot in VS Code and on GitHub, powered by your choice of Al models from OpenAl and Anthropic. This is now part of your personal GitHub account, and accessible via VS Code…
Screenshot of a NBC News video clip. Headline: It's 'none of y'all's business who was harmed,' Madison mayor says to reporters. Caption: Madison Mayor Satya Rhodes-Conway declined to share information about the Abundant Life Christian School shooting victims. The mayor told reporters, who expressed frustration over the lack to details to "have some human decency."
Screenshot of IIS management on Windows Server 2012, a process recycling options wizard highlighting regular time intervals and specific times of day for recycling processes
A postcard of a family (father, mother, two teenagers, and a school-aged child) posed in front of a taxidermied still life of a cheetah killing a gazelle with a bite to the neck with paper snowflakes dangling from above in front of a painted savanna backdrop. The lower quarter of the card has a snowflake matting and the text reads “Que esta Navidad ilumine tu sueño,” or: ‘may this Christmas make your dreams shine.’ Signed Amanda, Odette, Jorge, Irma, and Jorge Andres Santini. There is also a small emblem of the city crest.
Dr. Strangelove pinching a cigarette with a manic grin
Apple Watch screenshot. Fitness app notification. Title: “December Challenge.” “Recently, you did 17 outdoor cycling workouts in a month. Hit that mark again with workouts at least 5 minutes long to earn your award.”
Still from the Skyrim into. Caption: “Hey, you. You’re finally awake.”
Close-up photo of a latte in a paper to-go cup. They were busy and out of clean “for here” mugs and apologized for the waste.
Screenshot of a split terminal. Left side shows "labeler" and "listening" processes logging about 5500 new skeets per minute up to a total of ~36,000 counted. Right side shows "top" demonstrating nice low memory and CPU usage so far.
photo of six LED faux-candles arranged around a toy school bus on a carpet
Enormous screenshot of Bluesky’s Save Image button
a quickly-done poor quality imitation of the 'evil kermit' meme, except it's Alf in side profile talking to Alf in a black hood with slightly red eyes. my photoshopping skills have gotten rusty but I feel confident in the expressiveness being what I wanted.
Bridge crew of the Starship Enterprise being showered in sparks and explosions, teeth gritted and holding on to fixtures and furniture.
A beige tabby cat curled up in an oval, sleeping on a thick knit blanket
Stick figure drawing of a family of four. The artist is the smallest and depicted herself with extra squiggles atop her head for her curly hair.