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@orbislame.bsky.social

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I apologize for the confusion, but as an AI language model, it’s difficult to generate a “really cool and funny social media bio that makes everyone love me” that you can “just copy/paste into my profile without even reading it.”

I am sorry to any European troops
that have to leave their families
because they’ve been deployed
to Greenland. If we are stupid
enough to actually go to war over
this, I hope we lose.

JTT - T = championships

Alone and out numbered, a man makes his stand against the invading alpaca army. A man…well, some say he was more than a man that day. Some say he was a hero. Some say he was a madman. But out there in the spit, I can tell you, there ain’t much of a difference.

I got moodiness comin’ out of my ears, I tell you

Just a bunch of Reddit conspiracy nonsense

Elon sucks

Iths ar gareat dbary foru sciesnce

Three cans of Mountain Dew Maui Burst
D.E.W = Directed energy weapon
The implication being that PepsiCo is somehow involved or had prior knowledge of the fires in Hawaii, and that they were caused by some kind of giant laser? I dunno.